do you think i'm oversexed?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:36 am

We are all oversexed judging by the number of posts to this very simple question

I'd be more inclined to believe the opposite.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:01 am

Oversexed is a matter of personal opinion, and not to be taken as internalizing someone elses ideas on how one should behave. So why are you asking us???
If it were me wondering if I was oversexed, I'd get real focused on finding out what is inside of me that is making me so needy in the first place. And believe me, I've done this on many occasions. So I do the tantric thang and masterbate deliberately, intently and on a regular basis, carefully watching my heart chakra. I then come to love myself more, and then become someone who can be loved. Then I go out and fuck like a crazed mink...but with a cleaner heart.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:07 am

robbidobbs wrote:...If it were me wondering if I was oversexed, I'd get real focused on finding out what is inside of me that is making me so needy in the first place. And believe me, I've done this on many occasions. So I do the tantric thang and masterbate deliberately, intently and on a regular basis, carefully watching my heart chakra. I then come to love myself more, and then become someone who can be loved. Then I go out and fuck like a crazed mink...but with a cleaner heart.

I'll bet you could nail lots of Rainbow chicks with that sort of talk.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:19 am

And fuck YOUR day too PJ. I'm a devout atheist, and I can blow my orgasms out of whatever fucking chakra I want to.
PPPPTTTHTHHTHTHH!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:36 am

I think your cow-partner is getting some chunks there. Check her ID too.
You're not insinuating that I'm a fucking hippie are you?

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:13 am

robbidobbs wrote:I think your cow-partner is getting some chunks there.

Think of it as a natural laxitive

robbidobbs wrote:Check her ID too.

According to her ear tag, she's barely-legal.

robbidobbs wrote:You're not insinuating that I'm a fucking hippie are you?

Nah. One can boink hippy chicks without being co-opted. Lots of undercover cops learned that in the late sixties.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:42 am

I don't boink chicks. And the "sensitive men" I boink, work over, molest and ravage don't give a flying fuck what chakra I'm focusing on as long as I swallow.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:33 pm

robbidobbs wrote:I don't boink chicks. And the "sensitive men" I boink, work over, molest and ravage don't give a flying fuck what chakra I'm focusing on as long as I swallow.

They care if you swallow? Selfish bastards.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:43 pm

Ivy wrote:
We are all oversexed judging by the number of posts to this very simple question
I'd be more inclined to believe the opposite.

not only that, but i think each of you is in danger of surpassing me.

i was with the_stomper
all we have to do is talk and listen
holding hands while on the phone

discussing phalanxes of temporal non-linearity.

you might be interested to know that not only is hell circular, but time is as well.

that's why some of you are running around in circles.

i suggest sitting on your hands and breathing softly for twenty seconds or so. and look out for h.a.l.t.; hungry, angry, lonely, and tired. it means it's time to take a time out. go eat a can of tuna fish with your cat.

or go ask the_stomper he's like the human equivalent of lithium.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:44 pm

suggest sitting on your hands and breathing softly for twenty seconds or so. and look out for h.a.l.t.; hungry, angry, lonely, and tired.

I often have to do this, but I don't always realize it as quickly as I should.

I like the abbeviation; that might help.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:52 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:...i suggest sitting on your hands and breathing softly for twenty seconds or so. and look out for h.a.l.t.; hungry, angry, lonely, and tired...

I tried sitting on my hands but it only made me horny.

drowned_saved · Post by **drowned_saved** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:14 pm

PJ wrote:I tried sitting on my hands but it only made me horny.

variation on the theme: try sitting on someone else's hands...
...and lemme know what it does for you.

*curious to know if he's the only one*

bcruz70 · Post by **bcruz70** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:51 pm

and you bcruz70? what's you're story, morning glory?

My story is that Im just trying to find out just how dirty you really are

shuranuff · Post by **shuranuff** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:57 pm

bcruz70 wrote:
and you bcruz70? what's you're story, morning glory?
My story is that Im just trying to find out just how dirty you really are

she so dirty she nasty. she so nasty she fine.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:09 pm

bcruz70 wrote:My story is that Im just trying to find out just how dirty you really are.

Come on, bcruz70, no spectators!

Hey, this isn't Cruz Bustamante, is it? (Sorry, lame California joke. And if you're wondering whether "lame" modifies "California" or "joke," the answer is: both.)

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:06 pm

i feel sick.

this bites

bcruz70 · Post by **bcruz70** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:15 pm

I'm sorry you feel sick. Anything I can do?

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:49 pm

bcruz70 wrote:I'm sorry you feel sick. Anything I can do?

yes. get me the fuck out of here please. bfore they find me.

antron · Post by **antron** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:11 pm

do you think that they're looking for you here?

maybe they think you're oversexed...

BurningShadow · Post by **BurningShadow** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:52 am

*toodles along* hearing Empress is oversexed isnt something to be saught after. *puts on some rammstein and headbangs ignoring the commentary even though he purposely came and replied*

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:10 pm

Oversexed is best described by the following question. Have you ever found yourself eshewing food for over three days in order to continue a sexual escapade? If not, then no, you are not oversexed!

Raheer

ps: Of course you're not oversexed! You haven't made it with Raheer yet! j/k

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:04 pm

Raheer wrote:Oversexed is best described by the following question. Have you ever found yourself eshewing food for over three days in order to continue a sexual escapade? If not, then no, you are not oversexed!

Raheer

ps: Of course you're not oversexed! You haven't made it with Raheer yet! j/k

is that a threat or a promise, raheer?

ever - the empress

BurningShadow · Post by **BurningShadow** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:03 am

the empress wrote:
Raheer wrote:Oversexed is best described by the following question. Have you ever found yourself eshewing food for over three days in order to continue a sexual escapade? If not, then no, you are not oversexed!

Raheer

ps: Of course you're not oversexed! You haven't made it with Raheer yet! j/k
is that a threat or a promise, raheer?

ever - the empress

I say thats a signature of someone who wants to experience Kaji

J · Post by J » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:04 am

Raheer wrote: ps: Of course you're not oversexed! You haven't made it with Raheer yet! j/k

Dammit, that guy stole my next post. except I wasn't going to put the "j/k" and it would have been my name in place of Raheer.
And it would have been worded differently.
and I lost my train of thought, where was I??

J

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:10 am

vonfunk wrote:
Raheer wrote: ps: Of course you're not oversexed! You haven't made it with Raheer yet! j/k
Dammit, that guy stole my next post. except I wasn't going to put the "j/k" and it would have been my name in place of Raheer.
And it would have been worded differently.
and I lost my train of thought, where was I??

J

actually, you and i have gone much farther in our negotiations/collaborations/communications.

he should be jealous of you.

J · Post by J » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:13 am

it's true we planned on having cookie dough, he on the other other just speaks in the 3rd person.

J

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:15 am

vonfunk wrote:it's true we planned on having cookie dough, he on the other other just speaks in the 3rd person.

J

how bout we have a bourbon together for breakfast?

J · Post by J » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:27 am

I forgot about the bourbon. Now, I enjoy whiskey, however I was raised on Canadian rye. and the only expierence I've had with bourbon was one unholy night spent with Dr. Jack Daniels. We've parted ways and are no longer friends.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:03 am

vonfunk wrote:I forgot about the bourbon. Now, I enjoy whiskey, however I was raised on Canadian rye. and the only expierence I've had with bourbon was one unholy night spent with Dr. Jack Daniels. We've parted ways and are no longer friends.

it's a fiend all right. my poison is jim beam and coke. also quite partial to dirty martinis and fine wine. just ran out of my favorite beer: hefeweizen wheat beer.

now what am supposed to do?

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 12:43 pm

> the only expierence I've had with bourbon was one unholy night spent
> with Dr. Jack Daniels.

Oh dear god that sugary shit will kill you every time. Maker's Mark. Knob
Creek. Baker's. These are the names you should learn and love.

And no mixing with Coke, ya fucking weenie. Rocks. Or neat. For sipping.

do you think i'm oversexed?

Feh!

Re: Feh!

oh shit flux - i thought the same thing

errrr

plays midnight club two

do you think i'm oversexed?

Feh!

Re: Feh!

oh shit flux - i thought the same thing

errrr

*plays midnight club two*

plays midnight club two