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Post by Peacekeeper » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:58 am

Fuck the Apokalypse!!!!!!

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Post by robotland » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:41 am

Peacekeepers wrote:Fuck the Apokalypse!!!!!!
Uh-Oh. (fuck!)
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Post by Peacekeeper » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:26 am

[quote="robotland"][quote="Peacekeepers"]Fuck the Apokalypse!!!!!![/quote]

Uh-Oh. [size=7](fuck!)[/size][/quote]


Yessir, more balls than brains....

Reminds me of a certain Kamp....

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Post by helitack » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:41 am

Hey pee-keipurz! You are on page three of this handy dandy reference book:

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/graphic_ ... losers.jpg

neener neener


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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:46 am

ya gotta fucking love it...
my carpenter friend deposited his check (paid to him) about 3 fucking days early.
fuck shit piss.

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Post by Peacekeeper » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:31 am

Just Keep Talking, KA, you're heading for a fucking fall...


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Post by Martiansky » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:10 am

Fuck yeah!
We might actually get to watch NHL Hockey this winter!!

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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:45 am

FUCK!

I got a call from the MHP this morning that my mother was in an accident. She was in a dual turn lane, the large truck in the left lane made too sharp of a right turn and his trailer almost went over the front end of the F-150.
My mother was able to walk away, bruised, shook up but ok. How on earth someone is not able to see a very large solid white F-150 pickup beside them is beyond comprehension. Like the cop said, it was sheer inattention and stupidity by the truck driver.

FUCK! It's always something. At least she's ok. That's all that matters.
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Post by robotland » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:47 pm

Fucking CARPAL TUNNEL. It's official. Haven't felt the fucking thumb and index fingertips on my left hand for about a month now. Still don't know what the fuck's wrong with my shoulder, but I bet it's connected to falling through the floor at the old house a few months ago.
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Post by Martiansky » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:55 pm

Fuck... I have the same tinglyness in the fingers of my right hand. In fact, they will go numb while I am sitting here typing. I think it's because I can feel some kind of a huge alien knot right under my right shoulder blade. I am gonna to try to find some mon-ay to have a massage.

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Post by robotland » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:21 am

Martiansky wrote:Fuck... I have the same tinglyness in the fingers of my right hand. In fact, they will go numb while I am sitting here typing. I think it's because I can feel some kind of a huge alien knot right under my right shoulder blade. I am gonna to try to find some mon-ay to have a massage.
I just slept in a fucking wrist brace for the first time last night....Made for weird dreams. (I was working in a weird garden-and-antiques store, run by folk legend Burl Ives. But I digress.) You might wanna try one, my domestrut-pounding friend.....Getting an EMG might be cheaper than a massage, depending on your medical benefits.
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Post by Elemental666 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:14 am

Fucking made in china piece of shit drill press broke after only 110 holes!!!

Stripped the threads on the drive pullies retainer nut! 189.99 FOR 110 FUCKING HOLES!!!!! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!!

OOOOOOOOOOO I could hurt somebody... think I'll drink myself into oblivion instead....

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Post by Martiansky » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:15 pm

That fucking sucks, Elemental! I feel your pain!

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Post by robotland » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:24 pm

Elemental666 wrote:Fucking made in china piece of shit drill press broke after only 110 holes!!!

Stripped the threads on the drive pullies retainer nut! 189.99 FOR 110 FUCKING HOLES!!!!! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!!

OOOOOOOOOOO I could hurt somebody... think I'll drink myself into oblivion instead....
I, too, feel your pain....I'm a victim of the Chinese Bandsaw Frustration Torture. (Blade slides off guide every six revolutions or so.) In horizontal position, it just falls right off. Over two hundred bucks, "On Clearance!".
Fuckers.
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Post by Badger » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:31 pm

FUCK! It's always something.
Ain't that the fucking truth.
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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:21 pm

robotland wrote:...Getting an EMG might be cheaper than a massage, depending on your medical benefits...


of course, the cheapest solution is amputation (remember to bite down on the wood block, and sharpen the machette first. Then there is the red hot bowie knife...)

(that would hurt like fuck!)

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:23 pm

Elemental666 wrote:Fucking made in china piece of shit drill press broke after only 110 holes!!!

Stripped the threads on the drive pullies retainer nut! 189.99 FOR 110 FUCKING HOLES!!!!! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!!

OOOOOOOOOOO I could hurt somebody... think I'll drink myself into oblivion instead....
maybe you can heli-coil it or drill/tap a new hole elsewhere... but it does sound fucked-up!

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Post by Last Real Burner » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:57 pm

FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Can you say take the piece of shit back to the store for an exchange or a better fucking drill press......




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Post by Pulpo » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:00 pm

[quote="robotland"]Fucking CARPAL TUNNEL. It's official. Haven't felt the fucking thumb and index fingertips on my left hand for about a month now. Still don't know what the fuck's wrong with my shoulder, but I bet it's connected to falling through the floor at the old house a few months ago.[/quote]
That's the Uliinary Nerve: travels frome your finger through to your shoulder....it's, in some way, been damaged...Rest can help!
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Fuckville

Post by tigerlillie » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:29 pm

I hate stupid people. We need to gather them all up and put them in a camp and call it Fuckville for all the stupid fucks.
don't piss me off, I am smarter than you!

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Re: Fuckville

Post by Pulpo » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:08 pm

[quote="tigerlillie"]I hate stupid people. We need to gather them all up and put them in a camp and call it Fuckville for all the stupid fucks.[/quote]

Hey and put them in Stocks and sling rotten tomatoes at them!!!...other camps could donate, their stupid people to be bound and humilited
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:27 pm

Hey and put them in Stocks and sling rotten tomatoes at them!!!...other camps could donate, their stupid people to be bound and humilited
AND FUCK 'EM IN THE ASS TOO!!!

Oh, fuck. Did I just say that? **blush**grin**

YEAH!!! FUCK 'EM IN THE ASS TIL THEY SQUEEEEAAALLLLL LIKE PIGS!!!!!!!!!

Mother fuckers......

Calm down, monkey, calm down.... here, have another pale ale.... There ya go, oh yeah, calm down, baby....

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Post by Pulpo » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:30 pm

[size=24][b]YEAH!!! FUCK 'EM IN THE ASS TIL THEY SQUEEEEAAALLLLL LIKE PIGS!!!!!!!!![/b][/size]

Mother fuckers......

Oh Boi...you've stolen the Big Surprise...hehe[color=darkred][/color][size=18][/size]
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Post by tigerlillie » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:20 pm

here, piggy, piggy, piggy.........the dumb fucks wouldn't know what bit them in the ass.
don't piss me off, I am smarter than you!

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Post by ThePikey » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:23 pm

Pulpo wrote:Hey and put them in Stocks and sling rotten tomatoes at them!!!
Fucking MOOP.

(Edited to include the word 'fuck')

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:28 am

that plan is fucking excellent until you realize you are the one being placed in the stocks and everyone is picking up tomatoes except you.

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Post by AntiM » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:49 am

Okay, so this is a fuck yes! but .. fuck yes! local homeowners holding out against the evil Mal-Wart developers have successfully refused to sell their homes in downtown Ogden to make way for a big box store. Utah has a new law which prevents developers from using eminent domain to grab land, and it fucking worked. Fuck yes! Just because a neighborhood is by the railroad tracks does not mean it is a blighted area, so fuck off Wal-Fart!

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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:24 am

Wal-Mart is the evil empire. They'll be back. They are tenacious fuckers when it comes to development...they'll even split off the Garden Center and other areas into "free standing" buildings to skirt the big box laws. So wave your victory flags but don't lose your fighting spirit because they're gearing up for Round 2. Guaranteed!
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Post by tigerlillie » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:26 pm

since I have discovered that I am carrying triplets, I have decided that
I am not going to get involved with Burningman like I was hoping to become. The triplets and my other two little darlings will take up all my time and energy. I have enjoyed reading, writing and talking to some of the members of the community. I just wish I didn't have to fucking give it up but it is for the best interest for myself and children.


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Post by Martiansky » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:31 am

FUCK............

I found out yesterday that the cancer on my cat's tail has returned. She is 15 years old and in pretty darn good shape for her age. I know that some people would say to just put her down but she is like my child.
My options are to put her through 5 treatments of chemotherapy($500) or to give her some anti-inflammatory meds($?). I am leaning towards the chemo since the cancer is not in any organs but on her tail.
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