Kamp Apokiliptika.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:26 pm

And don't forget the push up bras Kernul. Deadly.

desertswine · Post by **desertswine** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:51 pm

kernul, have access to a group the will do just about anything for booze,we just post to this group that these peekeepers want rape and pileage goats.Lothos

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:32 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Just so you know, the WMD of air blasters, the APOKIZOOKA nears completion at APOKILIPTIKA labs deep below the desert sands.

There too, the TMV is beginning it's awesome birth.

Radio APOKILIPTIKA WTF 99.9 FM is being readied by the Mid West Squadron, and the Florida/Gulf Command is preparing Patriot batteries.

The Rocky Mountain Brigade will bring weapons of psychic doom.

Gads, I can't possibly play with ALL these toys at once... but I'll try

Seeing as we may be neighbors, I may have to bring my carbide cannons. I would hate to loose for a lack of shooting back!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:10 am

I suppose, if you must.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:42 am

that wasn't necessarily meant to be a threat to you, Kernel. You do, however, seem to be attracting legions of enemies, and the vicinity of your kamp sounds like it will be a hot LZ. Since we may be near your little warzone, so we are merely being prudent in increasing the capabilties of our armaments. Purely for self defense, I assure you. You have nothing to fear from the peaceful inhabitants of Blunderland. Any paranoia you may be experiencing is all in your head....

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:14 am

personally, i think a nice random cannon blast might steer the weak away.

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:12 pm

desertswine wrote:kernul, have access to a group the will do just about anything for booze,we just post to this group that these peekeepers want rape and pileage goats.Lothos

... the Chupacabra Policia....?

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:21 pm

Someplace I have photos from my time in Somalia and in these photos I have proof that the Blue Helmeted UN Peaskeepers had goats in their camps.. and the goats looked scared...

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:47 pm

*FLASH*

Apokiliptika's Secret Police COmmand has just acquired new and terible weapons -
Individual Portable Rocket Launchers. (IPRLs)
Once proper mods have been implemented - photo's may be leaked to instill fear and uncertainty.
Presently 6 have been acquired. Possible acquisition of up to 14 more.

We are also looking into IWS's - or Individual Whomping Sticks...

Kommisar Iconoclast

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:52 pm

cites?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:28 pm

Recorded audio directives just received from Nat the Bat. Orders are being processed and propoganda excretion will begin for WTF 99.9 FM Black Rock City.

Out.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:38 pm

[quote="the_iconoclast"]Someplace I have photos from my time in Somalia and in these photos I have proof that the Blue Helmeted UN Peaskeepers had goats in their camps.. and the goats looked scared...[/quote]

Desist Immediately!

Goats, men, and lacy push up bra wearin' desert hotties one and all are right to be scared, nay, petrified, under the withering glare of the UN Peacekeepers. Expect Sanctions. No excuses, anthropocentric ideology, or bestiality laws can protect you from the International Justice that we bring. Prepare for World Languages and Acting Skills to be deployed on your disparate asses. And by asses we include donkeys. None shall pass...

Carry on...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:31 pm

Attention Pee-Skeepurz!!!!!

Your continued breathing of your own intestinal gasses is extremely hazardous to your health. Not only is it deadly but can and does cause delusions of importance, makes you feel powerful when you are not, and tneds to cause ones ears to fill with fecal matter.

This has been a public service message from the Kantina Apokiliptika.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:41 pm

[quote="helitack"]Attention Pee-Skeepurz!!!!!

This has been a public service message from the Kantina Apokiliptika.[/quote]

Is your License in order? Expect Sanctions!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:46 pm

Dearest Spew-keepurze,
You are no match for the push up bra weapon.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:17 pm

Breast Smothering will prevale.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:36 pm

Sending your women folk to do your dirty work is UNconscionable. The UN Peacekeepers defend the rights of Women and Children around the globe, up, down, all around, and through space and time itself. Boom!
Put that in your Kantina and smoke it...

As for the push up bras, UNdress or be destroyed!!!!

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:52 am

Silly Peaskeeblers, you can't smoke a Kantina... but you can smoke in it. What we can do, however, is take it, mix it with some banana or coffee flavored shisha and smoke it in our pretty chrome and blue hooka...

Peacekeepers wrote:Sending your women folk to do your dirty work is UNconscionable. The UN Peacekeepers defend the rights of Women and Children around the globe, up, down, all around, and through space and time itself. Boom!
Put that in your Kantina and smoke it...

As for the push up bras, UNdress or be destroyed!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:37 am

Yeah, you guys are famous for rationing out thick, juicy, nourishing UN resolution manuals to those starving children. At least they can burn them to keep warm in Kidsville.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:20 pm

starving children or the manuals?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:31 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Breast Smothering will prevale.

~
When my oldest boy was in jr.hi. I had to go get and take him to a doctor. Seems he got poked in the eye by a bra. In his 40's now. I still don't have the whole story. When ever he trys to tell me his side. I start laughing so hard he stops with the story.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:36 pm

Or using the resolution paperwork for toilet paper.

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:16 pm

helitack wrote:Or using the resolution paperwork for toilet paper.

WOuldn't that chaffe?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:43 pm

Speaking of paper... look what just showed up in the news!

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:36 am

Forces report little or no resistance heading towards Nixon.

Some moral improvement has been noted due to increased pillage and skinny dipping in the Truckee. Possible amphibious actions in store for assault on Nixon.

Present situation is good.

Possible infiltration in Empire pre-Gerlach assault.

:END OF SITREP:

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:46 am

the_iconoclast wrote:Forces report little or no resistance heading towards Nixon.

Some moral improvement has been noted due to increased pillage and skinny dipping in the Truckee. Possible amphibious actions in store for assault on Nixon.

Present situation is good.

Possible infiltration in Empire pre-Gerlach assault.

:END OF SITREP:

~
See!! I told you the fools would not consider a flank attack from the north army. We will attack just beyond Gerlach.oooOOOPSssss. wrong station.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:29 pm

Audio message for the Pee-skeeepurs from Helitack, Commandante' de Kantina:

http://maximumd.crosswinds.net/moviewav/numnuts.wav

Any questions?

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:56 am

Meanwhile, smuggled pictures of the Kernul and his troops cause an uproar on the home front....

.. in particular, the sight of Helitack and Jellyfish cowering like the little hobbits they are. Boo Hoo....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:39 am

Peacekeepers wrote:Meanwhile, smuggled pictures of the Kernul and his troops cause an uproar on the home front....

.. in particular, the sight of the wimpy blue-helmeted lackeys cowering like the little hobbits they are while surrounded by the Apokiliptika advance regiment. Boo Hoo....

We apologize for the typo in the last transmission from the pizzy-kippurs. The error has been corrected in the above quote and is repeated forthwit:

.. in particular, the sight of the wimpy blue-helmeted lackeys cowering like the little hobbits they are while surrounded by the Apokiliptika advance regiment. Boo Hoo....

Please make a note of it.

We return you to your normal stream of misinformation and hypnotic propoganda.

BB out

_________

This has been a public service message from the People's Buerau of Disinformation and Organizational Anarchy.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:21 am

--------------------Warning------------------------
Intelligence Operatives Report:

Elite EviLLe Forces have been commissioned, and are preparing for insertion into Black Rock Mountains ETA : 0100 - 29 August 2005 .

Strip Searches and thorough Pat-Downs are highly recommended on all foreign visitors and dignitaries that exhibit unusually voluptous curvatures.

Please Consult Your CO, XO, and the Head MOFO for methods and strategies.

over

Kamp Apokiliptika.....

pee-keepers

Re: pee-keepers

New Weapons

cites?

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