Kamp Apokiliptika.....

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:53 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Peacekeepers wrote:Meanwhile, smuggled pictures of the Kernul and his troops cause an uproar on the home front....

We apologize for the typo in the last transmission from the pizzy-kippurs. The error has been corrected in the above quote and is repeated forthwit:

.. in particular, the sight of the wimpy blue-helmeted lackeys cowering like the little hobbits they are while surrounded by the Apokiliptika advance regiment. Boo Hoo....

Please make a note of it.

We return you to your normal stream of misinformation and hypnotic propoganda.

BB out

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This has been a public service message from the People's Buerau of Disinformation and Organizational Anarchy.

I am just glad they got my good side....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:07 pm

You know how hard it was to keep that dam torch lit in *that* wind? Emptied 3 lighters and went through 2 bottles of napalm...

Then again, I've always held a torch for our Apokilipti Men...

BB out

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Beware.. Those in blue helmets will stop at nothing in their quest of taking good, solid burners and turn them into harmless neutered fluffy bunnies speaking Esperanto... You have been warned.

This has been a public service message from the People's Buerau of Disinformation and Organizational Anarchy.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:53 pm

Here is Helitack speaking to some of the peas-keypurz we captured last evening:

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-pukes.wav

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:15 am

Opposition Training continues.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:09 am

theCryptofishist wrote: Opposition Training continues.

Kernul
[START]
We need higher barbwire.
[STOP]
Major Roosevelt

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:32 am

Note to self: Bring extra heavy duty wire cutters. Or the portable plasma cutter. A few wimpy strands of concertina wire won't stop the resistance!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:49 am

drakewayson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Opposition Training continues.
Kernul
[START]
We need higher barbwire.
[STOP]
Major Roosevelt

or at least lots on punji sticks...

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:32 pm

These are simply challenges we believe we can overkome....through the theory of "layered defenses":

Extra heavy duty wire cutters: Barbwire will be elektrified.

Portable plasma cutter: Klaymore mine field just in front.

Other methods of overkoming outer perimeter defenses that might include airborne vehikles can be defeated at long range by our Patriot battery, shorter range by our Sidewinder battery or, when really close, by distraktion from our better looking troopettes.

Wouldn't it be easier just to krawl to the entrance gate, akt kontritely and then beg for mercy and/or a beer?

TR

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:19 pm

Patriot batteries? Oh please, tickle me with a feather or something. How many SCUD's did those things miss? And the Kernul can't afford the software updates if he's spending money on stripper poles at the kantina. A couple of former ANG F-4's with rocket pods and that Vulcan cannon will make your perimeter defenses look like swiss cheese and the Patriots will be like swatting flies. Mere annoyances at best.

Of course the other idea has merit...I don't know about the crawl part but a friendly request would allow time for the pilots to get into bomb and strafing formation if the request is denied.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:32 pm

drakewayson wrote:Wouldn't it be easier just to krawl to the entrance gate, akt kontritely and then beg for mercy and/or a beer?TR

pssst, TR, what's the glory in that?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:34 pm

if it rains, moving about is moot

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:42 pm

I don't think you should konsider the performance of the Patriot over 10 years ago as a measure of their effektiveness today. The new govt website even GUARANTEE'S their success....

Since I am personally in charge of the Patriot battery (the Kernul is handling the Sidewinder battery) I kan assure you that the dependability is quite high.

Further, since you have somehow found out about our sekret weapon (the stripper pole) I think you will agree that ANG pilots (who drink constantly anyway) will be distrakted in quick measure once they approach close enough to view the assets awaiting them.

My personal experience at WepTac events has demonstrated that these three rings should be more than enough to eliminate any such pilot.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:35 pm

We don't know the sentry schedule yet, but be sure to walk gingerly if the gate is guarded by a hot blonde. She has a nervous "trigger" finger which is how these are set to go off.....

Again, the easiest way into the Kamp (not that as a mere Major, but your former president, I have much say in this) would be the more direct approach:

- show your papers (always have your papers)
- beg for mercy
- ask for a fancy cocktail

Bully!!!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:46 pm

Someone have Nat the Bat's radio orgasm spot?

C'mon now, give it up, I heard the rumors...

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:05 pm

Start by looking in the Kantina

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:11 pm

We can neither confirm or deny such activity has taken and/or is taking place. Or not.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled mind control tapes.

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A public service message from the Peoples Buerau of Disinformation and Operational Anarchy.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:25 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: Because someone talked....

We can neither confirm or deny such activity has taken and/or is taking place. Or not.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled mind control tapes.

BBS: Bully!!!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:51 pm

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drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:55 pm

Badger wrote:
"Remember its all about fun and games until someone gets their eye put out and then its just a game."

Towards the end of the week at BRC that sounds like a delicacy....is it?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:56 pm

""[img]src=http://www.stanford.edu/~rruss/graphics ... /vader.jpg[/img]""

So um, what the fuck is up with this posting? The above entered exactly as shown yet the space between the last few letters 'img' and the bracket indicate a space which I didn't insert and which tosses the URL.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:18 pm

The url is simply: http://www.stanford.edu/~rruss/graphics ... /vader.jpg

to view it in your posting, unclick "disable html in this post"

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:46 pm

Hmmm. I'd LOVE to have a diplomatic mission to talk some sense into our enemies, but for some reason, they keep running the other way.... Funny.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:48 pm

That last one was just a tease... you know, build the tension and expectation....

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:01 pm

Kernul, what shall scare the UN away more? Radio Apokiliptika (will they make efforts to take it off the air)? Our friendly entrance? Maybe our demeanor? Perhaps the scantily clad Kamp guardettes?

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:12 pm

Apokiliptika has recently allied with two powerful forces. Should negotiations not develope between the Peaskeepers and Apokiliptika prior to Midnight, August 24th, 2005, both these allies and a potential third conspirator will be activated to bring about the assured decimation of the Peaskeepers. Of course if the third party doesn't jump on the bandwagon, they will remain neutral in the matter... or something.. The time to negotiate is NOW, Peaskeepers... or your destruction has been assured.

Hugs and kisses,
Komissar Iconoclast

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:46 pm

Eastern Front troops just received a post card from the Kernul and Heli, very thoughtful.....

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:14 pm

Kernul-diplomacy doesn't always work out.....

Better off shooting first and asking questions later....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:49 pm

I'm well aware of the limits of diplomacy. That's why we are putting special attention to our broadcast propaganda.

"WTF 99.9 FM is alot like Playa Dust. It travels through the air 24 hours a day, gets stuck in your ears, and makes eyes burn. That's damn fine radio!"

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:49 pm

I'm well aware of the limits of diplomacy. That's why we are putting special attention to our broadcast propaganda.

"WTF 99.9 FM is alot like Playa Dust. It travels through the air 24 hours a day, gets stuck in your ears, and makes eyes burn. That's damn fine radio!"

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:52 pm

So nice, we posted it twice!!

(That too is another secreat of finely crafted propaganda... repetition)

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Kamp Apokiliptika.....

INTEL UPDATE 22 July 2005