Haiku

All things outside of Burning Man.
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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:30 am

steamy atmosphere
rich green rows a patch work quilt
thriving in sunshine

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Three Haiku For A Circus Peanut

Post by robotland » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:29 am

What could Carver do
with the likes of you- Not a
nut, and orange, too.

No oil from you, or
medicine. You are your self,
a sugary nut.

Describe elephant
that calls such a thing a treat-
candy pachyderm?
Howdy From Kalamazoo

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Post by Fat SAM » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:38 pm

Ah yes, the Playa.
The desert of the Real...
has nothing on you.
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.

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Haiku

Post by kilngod » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:48 pm

lizards lurk beneath
Psyche's last huzzah be still
and they will crawl out

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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:15 pm

Just the word - Haiku
Sounds like an explosive sneeze,
As such - Gesundheit!

__________

Please read my warning,
It applies to the playa.
With love... B.B.S.

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Post by Cabanasprings » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:17 pm

When on the Playa
Don't forget the money shot
Be kind leave no trace

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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:40 pm

dry western winds blow
preparations to travel
black rock on my mind

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Post by Fat SAM » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:11 pm

Pina colada...
You taste like my breakfast now.
I can hardly wait.
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.

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Post by Fat SAM » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:13 pm

Pineapple, so good.
And coconut. What a pair!
Good playa mornings...
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.

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Post by Fat SAM » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:15 pm

we experiment
all day in the tent at camp
...the dirty turtle...
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.

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tonight

Post by EvilDustBooger » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:59 pm

pine nuts and bacon
nibbling so ecstatic
by our little fire

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:12 pm

Please Meet Sun Yung Sun
Sun Yung Moon`s Brighter Brother
What is in a Name?

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Post by omtaiyoqi » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:53 pm

Playa forming soon
All bacteria rejoice
festival of hosts

See BM workshops at www.omtaiyo.com

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Post by Fat SAM » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:06 pm

Almost time again.
I need to be in the dust
Need to soak the sun.
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.

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Post by nevadadrifter » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:20 pm

"Ballad of a Misplaced Frat Boy"


Silly little boy
left his frat house far behind
came just to see tits

save all summer long
two-fifty for a ticket
gonna see some tits

Damn, this road is long
Shit. They don't sell any food?
At least I brought beer.

Where's my bag of beads?
I can toss them out to girls
gonna see some tits

I throw the beads out
But nobody picks them up
what the fuck is MOOP?

Burning Man sucks ass
Buncha stupid hippy freaks
Fuck this, I'll go home

I still have 10 bucks
Looky there, it's a strip club
gonna see some tits

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:51 am

Yuletide wood cometh
Deck the halls crotchless panties
Fa la la la la

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:18 am

Tonight a campfire
Lifting tongues of colored flame
Take my soul with you

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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:20 pm

Mistletoe zipper
Yes, that's it. Kiss me right there.
Santa Claus' fantasy.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:03 pm

Sweet cookie mamma
serves them fresh and warm with love
and pistachios

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:41 am

Build it set it up
Show it Share it Light a fire
Burn and watch the sparks

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:32 am

Those rock hard nipples
tell me all I need to know
It`s good to be missed

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:14 pm

kisses on the phone
You made demons disappear
thanks for saving me

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Post by SED » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:48 pm

Shit of the Rooster
No risk of cholera here
but salmonella
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:57 am

Sandpaper is smooth
if you feel the other side
it`s not abrasive

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:25 pm

Like a cyber trout
hiding under rocks all day
waiting to attack

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:35 am

It`s another year.
What the fuck happened last year?
Oh well here we go.

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Post by Cabana Springs » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:54 pm

I looked up to see
People making words with me
They were upside down
Filing taxes is not truely voluntary!

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:30 am

too much light can blind
too little and you can`t see
the truth in between

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:28 pm

A shitty finger
is the reward for using
cheap toilet paper

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Post by Cabana Springs » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:23 pm

I hope for our sake
that you wipe with your left hand
and shake with your right
Filing taxes is not truely voluntary!

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