Kamp Apokiliptika.....

[robotland]

Gives a whole new meaning to the ancient and acclaimed phrase...

"Number, please?"

How many remember *that* bit of history?

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This historical moment brought to you by AT&I -
the Apokiliptika Telephone and Interrogation Company - The YELL system.

Technically, it's "Num-Buh, Puh-LEEEE-Azzzzzz"....delivered in a nasal tone, punctuated by gum snaps....

One ringie dingie.....*snort*

[Kinetic IV]

I think it's safe to say that the master plan is alive and well. And everything is going according to plan.

Before you can win hearts and minds you need boots on the ground. That's already been addressed, after all this is an alliance. Our forces are vast and superior anyway and we are not afraid.

Sigh. They won't know what hit 'em. That thought brings out a rare smile!

[drakewayson]

K4

I want to feel sorry for you but all I feel is vague pity. In the end, you just never knew what you were up against. Even if you get past the veritable "porcupine" of layered defenses, you still have to deal with our interrogation team in the Kamp and the Kantina. How can you not be disarmed as you are handed a PBR to celebrate la fin du monde?

Pity.....simple, simple pity.....

[EvilDustBooger]

-------------------------------This Just Out------------------------------
High level White House Ethics Bypass Chairman Buster Highman
released confidential documents today describing what could only
be another top level conspiricy by federal government agencies to
limit individual freedoms while conducting illegal temperature tampering raids
before the scheduled August 1st enactment of the new anti-eco legislation.
In anticipation of the Burning Man festival, held on federally administered land, hordes of people are swarming local liquor & grocery stores across the U.S. in an attempt to procure as much cold beer and ice as their meager
budgets will allow before the new laws take effect after this weekend.
Stockpiling cold beverages for use on public lands, under the new legislation is also restricted and classified as a misdemeanor punishable by fines and/or inprisonment.
*EFBRRT will be studying and observing federal land usage areas for
beefed-up enforcement tactics during large outdoor events. It is rumored that they
will allow with their personnel deployment, the release of an entire wave
of virulent sea man ticks. Sea man ticks were heavily used in the Vietnam conflict to bolster dwindling support for sending men and materiel to a hot as fuck jungle to "conflict" with the indiginous peoples of that region.
They were temporarily decommissioned after 1975, and then recommissioned again in the weeks leading to the Iraqi conflict they are presently involved in. They were instrumental in routing out the billions of tons of illegal weapons of mass destruction that were secreted in various
underground bunkers in Baghdad and in falafel stands throughout the seamy sunni triangle.
It has also been declared that people refusing to comply
with the new federally mandated voluntary temperature probes, will be forcibly probed if necessary and as time allows. Of course the details of who gets probed, and where, how,...etc... much like the NTSB is at the discretion of the prober.
So, it`s best to just relax, and go with the probe. Resistance is useless, and it will just hurt more if you struggle. At least it`s not as painful and costly as a senate probe, where nothing gets discovered or
accomplished, but everyone gets reamed.
Please stay tuned for the most recent federally mandated restrictions.
We`re only trying to protect you. Honest.
*EvilFuckingBastardsRidiculousResponseTeam

[Peacekeeper]

Kneel before your god!!!!

Yadda yadda yadda, all this ICBM rhetoric is as old and tired as the Geneva Convention. All your systems will be disabled by the UN Peacekeepers ElectroMagentic Pulse Generator...

Dont know what ElectroMagentism is? Well sit down right now, or you'll ALL find out.

Hardline Peace to you all....

[Kinetic IV]

Hey Mr. Peacekeeper, I have two words for you.

Mogadishu, Somalia.

Were you saying something? Yeah, didn't think so. And I might know a thing or two about protecting against EMP.
And Drake, can't you find more attractive women for your interrogation teams? And what are you going to do if you pick up someone who's more interested in men in general or the goings on at Jiffy Lube vs your scantily clad female interrogators? There's a good chance some of your camp's infiltrators will be female and they might not care for the current slate of Kantina entertainment. I hope you've made contigency plans.

(Being totally serious for a bit, I still think this is one of the best damn camp ideas to hit the playa)

[Lassen Forge]

Gives a whole new meaning to the ancient and acclaimed phrase...

"Number, please?"

How many remember *that* bit of history?

__________

This historical moment brought to you by AT&I -
the Apokiliptika Telephone and Interrogation Company - The YELL system.

Technically, it's "Num-Buh, Puh-LEEEE-Azzzzzz"....delivered in a nasal tone, punctuated by gum snaps....

One ringie dingie.....*snort*

Oooh Oooh Oooh... Veeeeeery interesting... but Stupid! >>giggles<<

The good old days.

Our town went to 7 digits and dialing very late (mid 60's) so I still remember a voice (rather than a buzz) on the other end. 4 digit numbers you didn't need, and the party line ringing different rings. (Ours was 2 short - which was cool 'cuz it was like an European phone!) Then when our exchange (Wilson) became WI5, short for 945, it was a *huge* deal. When you heard "match in the gas tank" *everyone* picked up because there was something important going on... (more inna sec...)

Cool memories of pre-dialing? Different rings, not just because it was a party line, but because each operator had her (always a her!) own style. Having not only the operator know you by voice, but knowing who "aunt Judy and uncle Steve" were, or to call Woody Chevrolet when I wanted to talk to Grandma. Or... Seeing someone in an old movie "click" the handpiece (because it looked "grown up") doing it, only to get yelled at by (If I remember her name was Mabel the Meanie, that was a long time ago, tho) the operator because doing that was "rude" unless it was a "real" emergency. Oh, you knew the operators by name... and the local news (*AND* gossip). Ergo the "dah dit dit dah dit" ring...

When dials and the dial tone came in, it scared the hell out of me (had nightmares in which that droning buzz figured prominently). Hated having to remember these silly numbers. I'd dial "0" and still get one of the old voices, but that gradually changed. Boring one tone rings. And those stupid steel dials and heavy handsets.

I miss it. Still.

Hugs...
BBS

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"It may be rice wine to You, but it's Sake to me... Oh no... "

[theCryptofishist]

Sue you got post # 666 in the Apokalyptika THread.


Wheeeee!

[Lassen Forge]

K4

Pity.....simple, simple pity.....

You may not remember your first girl... but you *will* remember your last interrogation.

My favorite brand... Playa Brewed Rotgut. Hits the spot, and drills it's way on through... With the familiar red star on the label...

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Found in cheap dives and Kantina's worldwide...

[Lassen Forge]

Sue you got post # 666 in the Apokalyptika Thread.


Wheeeee!

What's even spookiet - that was *my* post number 447 (this should be 449). Kinda like a certain highway?

And I didn't even notice either until you said something.

Rod Serling would be proud. Or damn scared!

Brownies for Fishie!

Hugs,
BB

[drakewayson]

And Drake, can't you find more attractive women for your interrogation teams? And what are you going to do if you pick up someone who's more interested in men in general or the goings on at Jiffy Lube vs your scantily clad female interrogators?

K4 - sorry...didn't know you preferred your beer served by "dudes"....I am sure someone will accomodate you....we are very open minded since it is, after all, the end of the world.....

Here's our only guy interrogator....he's not much in demand. Not that there's anything wrong with that...




And on a serious note, we can't wait to meet you!! Look for the huge guy with the hot little blonde girlfriend in tow....

Bully!!
ps-please don't use my real name...I was stupid when I set that up!! Refer to me as "Mr. President" or "Major Roosevelt" or even "Teddy"....all of which are what I usually answer too....

[Kinetic IV]

PBR is PBR, it doesn't matter to me who serves it. I'm simply thinking about the demographics of the event and who your camp's "defenses" might pick up as they pass by. It's BRC after all, you gotta be prepared for anything and everything!

(And if you didn't see this one coming I suspect there are other chinks in the defenses that could be exploited too!)

[EvilDustBooger]

I`d Hit That

I am SO twisted. I can`t stop.........twisting

[Kinetic IV]

Nice quote twist but that's not my words. The guy does kinda look like someone who goes on float trips with our groups.

[EvilDustBooger]

OK I`m busted. Plagerism. I take it back, but you thought about it for just a second....didn`t you? .....mmmmhmmm.. I thought so.

[Peacekeeper]

Were you saying something? Yeah, didn't think so.

Was i saying something? Do i have to shout?Do i have to Roar?

Take heed.

All manner of sayings, resolutions, motions passed, and international rhetoric coming right your way, and the way of all you animals...

Transmission ends.

[Lassen Forge]

Oh no...

Sounds like they forgot to resolute themselves funding to keep their transmitter running.

Fortunately, our scientiists at Apokiliptika Island Research Station have negated that problem. We have purchased (courtesy of the Ukranian government) a slightly used nuclear facility. It is a "fixer upper" (only runs on 2 out of 3 "cylinders") and it does get a bit warm at times... but those Komrades that work there (indentured Peas-Kuppers) seem to come away with a healthy glow... OK, at leasat a glow.

SO we are proud to supply you and the rest of our soon to be exploited and interrogated hoardes with 24 hours a day non-stop blaring propoganda and subliminal mind control messages, courtesy of our Ministry of Information. Just tune your radio to 99.9 FM, for the latest insoprational message. Or, if you're within 3500 metres of our emplacement, worry not - you are being assimilated already, thanks to our 6.5 MW amplified messaging system...

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WTF, Radio 99.9 Disinformation Radio - We cover the world, until there's no world left...

[Kinetic IV]

You should consider bone transmission for some of your audio signals and propaganda techniques. It's very effective in certain circumstances.

[Zulegoona]

You should consider bone transmission for some of your audio signals and propaganda techniques. It's very effective in certain circumstances.

The sound is just to tinny, no bass, and poor clarity with spoken word. but it is cool how the sound seems to come from within your head.

We've experimented and I think you'll find what we've come up with is Horrifically effective.

[drakewayson]

Zule won't K4 be embarrassed when he finds out we rigged a portion of his brain as an illegal relay....

[Zulegoona]

they all will find out sooner or later they are all tools of the ApoKalypse

when they learn to embrace there own destruction and look on the bright side we'll all be happier.

[Kinetic IV]

I am not fucking doomed, nor am I a tool of any group. Captain James T. Kirk and Scotty are not the only ones that can find their ways out of no-win scenarios. Don't accept defeat, change the rules of the game. You'll see what I mean soon enough. Meanwhile here's a little historical background on the Kobayashi Maru scenario for those who don't know the whole story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru

[Zulegoona]

When all else fails cheat,... you might be able to buy some time but in the end you can't cheat death. Death is just a part of life just another transition like puberty, do you really want to deprive yourself of something as potentially wonderful as an orgasm,.......... resistance is useless

[drakewayson]

Or maybe just "surrender" to the interrogators and "chill" at the Kantina....

PBR and Apokiliptika beers....pure brewed using unfiltered water straight from the Chernobyl River in Mother Russia. Hops grown using fetilizer made from viktims who would not be "re-educated". Barley picked by happy slave laborers....to brew the perfekt beer you have to have the perfekt ingredients....

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Thanks to Club Verboten for the antenna topper for our radio station WTF 99.9 FM:

[EvilDustBooger]

Me and sweety have lots of fun things planned for our time on the playa.
Lots of cruising around, checking out art, meeting the friendly inhabitants
of BRC, volunteering for a few things to help with the infrastructure.
Days will be spent socializing with neighbors, eating,
doing beaded jewelry, napping, taking orgasm classes, yoga ,
maybe a little painting, writing..lounging around in sarongs....
.....soulful chats with friends and neighbors,.....a miriad of really fun stuff we`re going to do during the day. . . However, there will be a few Nights,.... just a little later . . . after the sun starts it`s lovely,
luxurious orange and pink plunge behind the western peaks of the breathtaking Black Rock Mountain range. . .

. . .Your Ass is Mine . The NIGHT belongs to Daddy .

. . ."Honey, I`ve been really GOOD all day, and I can`t stand it. Put on some fucking leather, and that black sequined thong I like... Oh sugar, that`s what I`m talking about... Who`s my bitch?...
...That`s right baby... ..yuse my bitch...Now...
...let`s go fuck something up . Grrrrrrrrr......

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Flight suit / jump boots

GorillaFlakJacket with EFBRR emblems and insignia

Holocaust HALO Helmut with Superior rank insignia visible from any angle

Non lethal katanas (oh to feel the sting of pool-noodle clad PVC)

Various weaponry/Battle modules

Giant padded Incredible Hulk fists (sure to be a "hit" with those fuckers at the Thunderdome....and the Gerlach PD, when I get pulled over for driving with them on...)

Jet black matching studded oven mitts with matching kitchen towels. WTF?
(for opening up the gates of Hell and grabbing some ass at the Kantina. God it feelsnice mitt der mittens on.....toasty. Yeah baby...
...I Do have some hot hands...and the claws?..
...all for you baby, all for you.)

Bag with various gear, masks, water, handi wipes, Matrix Fans, incendiary devices, cigars, trail mix, goodies, baddies...

Large ammo can with booze, mixers, sippy cups, secret plans. . .

Battle Bike-units


It Is ON .
And we are OUT.
Don`t wait up.

[drakewayson]

EDB-Something like this?....I think I can speak for the entire Apokiliptikan krew that we welkome and look forward to your visit to the Kamp...

[EvilDustBooger]

Yep.
We are seriously not screwing around.
It is definitely ON .
have a great weekend...............

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Yep.
We are seriously not screwing around.
It is definitely ON .
have a great weekend...............

EDB: Out upon it then. Apokizooka is now a fully operational air weapon. Will you submit to a blow job?

[unjonharley]

This camp realy needs those " Hot-air " cannons. Look at all the amoe.