The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:42 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:(slipping in the side door with some Oreo's and a bottle of rum)...

Time for some cookies! (you dribble some rum onto an Oreo, then eat it...yummy!)

Can I scrape out that diabetic coma inducing "creamy" middle first?

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:20 pm

Yum Oreo's and rum. Can I have couple?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:31 pm

You can have one. You can have three. You can have four. You cannot have a couple....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:38 pm

Hey Chai!

Come in and try a gin and cream soda--the latest in marine drinks!

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:39 pm

Thank you! (Watchnc crams two of the four cookies in her mouth and chews feverishly for a few seconds before smiling widely)

LOOK MA' NO TEEF!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:07 pm

WOWZA! It sure is muggy out there! I put the tarps on my dome and made a sauna!
I think a beer sounds good.
Hey, Marsie! Get me a beer wouldja?

No problem, Msky! Comin' right up!

Hey, Thanks Marsie!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:11 pm

hey Marsie I'd like a beer too please.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:13 pm

So M where did you pick up the invisible friend?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:44 pm

Fine Marsie, evaporate into the atmosphere, some bar help,.... I'll get my own thanks

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:03 pm

Sorry, Z! I was off helping my sister put an air conditioner in her window.
Robotland called me Marsie as a nickname...so I kinda went with it. I guess I like M or Martian or Msky better though.

Hey, Marsie! Get Z a drink will ya!!
(kinda reminds me of Fargo, but that was Margie)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:10 pm

I was thinking of Marcy as in Peppermint, Lucy, pigpen and the gang

I kind of like the idea of an invisible friend bar maid....... could promote interesting dreams,..

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:17 pm

Zulegoona wrote:....... could promote interesting dreams,..

OH MY!

I think we need more beer please, Marsie!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:20 pm

So M do you think you'll be able to bake bread in your dome when it's set up in the desert?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:20 pm

Hi all. I'm just in for a couple of minutes. How about a shot of Southern Comfort?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:22 pm

Marsie, Southern Comfort for the northern gentleman

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:23 pm

*banjos play in background as Marsie gets a glass of S. Comfort for Sputnik.....*(dundundundun dundun dundundun)

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:24 pm

Is it dang hot over there in Motor City, Sputnik?
Whew, we need another a/c unit.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:26 pm

Ok, maybe catch you guys later, I'm heading home now.
See ya!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:28 pm

Good night M have a good one

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:33 pm

Ahh....that hit the spot. I had a sweet southern gal hand me a bottle wrapped tight in a bag yesterday. She told me to take a drink and then tell her what I thought it was. I downed a shot full straight from the bottle. Swished it around a bit and pronounced it some sort of whiskey. It was SC. Not my favorite since the incident with SC and Coke, but now that some years seperate me from then it isn't as bad as I recalled.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:38 pm

I had one of those bad experiences with straight Southern Comfort, still don't know if I could handle the smell of it, and that was a long long time ago.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:47 pm

Yeah, Ouzo will send me over the edge of the porcelain altar every time because of just such an experience.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:53 pm

Ouzo, it's been a long time since I've had any Ouzo,..... Hmmmmm, no not right now.

I think I'll make one last trip around the threads and head off,.. Have a good night Sput,.. Keep cool

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:56 pm

Yeah, me too. Goodnight my friends. I leave for the playa in 28 days. See you soon.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:50 pm

dark in here......it can't be that late......at least someone left me enough Jäger........thanks

Driveway · Post by **Driveway** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:29 am

Ouzo...ahh that takes me back to the Playa...

'twas m' first time...back in aught 3 it was. I was at my camp, discovered I had a frightful need to 'heed natures call' if you follow my meaning.

I pelted down the street, dreading the inevitable wait in line at the loo, when a hand whipped from inside a nearby tent and gripped me about the upper arm.

"A Party!" The owner of the hand shouted in my face. "We're having a party!"

I looked askance at him, thinking to myself, "And the rest of this city isn't?" But the high note of need singing from my bladder precluded any ironies on my part.

"Buh!" I voiced helpfully, trying to gesture at my crotch.

"What'll it be?" Said the cheerful bartender whom the Hand has guided me to.

I shrugged, fearful that any greater movement on my part would cause me to perform my impression of the water truck. The bartender then hands me a small paper cup of clear liquid.

I paused to comit my soul to the lord should this ounce and a quarter of liquid cause my kidneys to blow out my lower back, then sucked back the frightful stuff.

Ouzo it was...and Ouzo I did drink all that long night. My kidneys survived and I later performed my water-truck impression to the great delight of an appreciative audience.

[no, I didn't pee on the playa. I peed on a bunch of naked dirty hippies.]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:21 am

eewwww....

Coffee for me.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:24 am

Driveway wrote:[no, I didn't pee on the playa. I peed on a bunch of naked dirty hippies.]

That's the only source of relief when those Playa Jellyfish sting you!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:45 am

Saw a guy standing out in the open, spinning and peeing all at the same time, and going tssk tssk tssk tssk...

Asked him what he thought he as doing - he replied "the Rainbird Dance"...

And with that in mind...

"Morning Sput, Robotland

(Huge hugs)

Coffee, bitte?

(Now that I'm here, I'm waiting to see if my boss comes in within the next 90 seconds and sends me on some project - The past dozen or so times I've wandered in it's happened *every* time (ergo my absence of late)... Must be a conspiracy or sumthin...)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:00 am

Hola, friends...

Any chance of a coffee and um... a beer?