Kamp Apokiliptika.....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:50 am

Hilarious! Along with hot air cannons they need bullshit catapults. There's plenty of that to be found too.

But seriously I keep saying it, I can't recall any prior theme camps that sounded this interesting going in. I hope they've put as much time into the actual camp as they've done hyping the thing. If they did it's going to be incredible!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:38 am

Uh oh....high expectations while the heat from nearby explosions is melting the paint on the walls....not a good combination.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:54 pm

A group formed around disseminating propaganda is bound to over sell things a little, or have they, do you really have any idea what to expect? Can you take their claims on face value? Will there be any thing but an empty plot of land at their assigned spot at 3:00 & amnesia? What do you really know about these people? Oh sure they're good with photo shop and bluster, but, I mean it could all be two little old ladies in Nebraska.

Underestimation is our front line weapon,........ Ore is it?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:32 pm

Love it, Zule. I really am proud of our location and feel like it is a challenge to step up to the plate and try to pull off something grand. Honestly, this hot weather and my job have been sucking the grease monkey out of me, and sometimes I feel like I'm sick of going into the garage to "try and get that other thing to work". Then I drink a beer, watch some TV, and get bored.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:07 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
EDB: Out upon it then. Apokizooka is now a fully operational air weapon. Will you submit to a blow job?

Ah Yes, ve have been following ze progress of your very impressive
pnuematic device.
I have the smaller, more compact home model of said device.
Very effective for annoying friends and scaring turds out of your
cat with.
You However...launching whole bushels of air, at god knows what
velocity, and who could guess from what vantage point....my mind is Raging with demented curiosity!

And don`t think I haven`t gotten Wind of your acrid new secret
augmentation!
...I have spys everywhere, and an air of particular foulness is everywhere from where I`m sniffing.
Yes. I know about your plan to inject various biological agents into the payload area of your ghastly device, ..that produce the most vomitous vile stench known to man.
Oh, the Cruelty to hurl your hideous fetid poopy black mariahs into the
unknowing defenseless nostrils of your ignorant enemies....
....that is truly evil.

...And that is the kinda crap I really go for.
Bring it on.

thanks for all the efforts
can`t wait to see mini and your cool stuff

...

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:45 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:

EDB: Out upon it then. Apokizooka is now a fully operational air weapon. Will you submit to a blow job?

Not to pull rank on the forces at Apokiliptika...but I am the contracted distributor of tactical blow operations at EDB headquarters. I have been in position for some time now, and consider myself a specialist in the field of large, powerful, tumescent explosives. When it's time to blow at EDB Recon...I am the beyotch!!!

(I am also available for bar mitzvahs and birthday parties)[/i]

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:04 am

"No one can resist the quad laser. It will completely destroy you. There is no hope."

"Hold on, it takes a little while..."

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:22 pm

montana wildhack wrote: tumescent explosives

Thank you Montana. For your turgescent use of titillating adjectives.
I am inspired by your regal sense of duty. And I am very pleased
to have you as XO at E.F. Mind Kampf in charge of various undercover operations.
I know that you are a hands on operative, and have a firm grip
on the situation.
And not to worry, I would never break the chain of command, and release my men without your guidance and support.
And while I will be fully involved in Recon Ops, keeping a keen eye open for
various distracting influences, the actual penetration is all yours soldier! While undercover it may be necessary to carouse with the indigenous population. I might have to attempt to stake out the stripper poles while not droolling on my flakjacket. Quite a challenge. I might be approached by various agents
and tempted with various ploys designed to destroy my defenses , but with your support and Fine Ass ets close by, the later mobilization and insertion should be a breeze.

I have many other thoughts and delusions regarding these matters, and some more warnings to issue, but unfortunately, my lunatic ravings are needed elsewhere.
Beware of tumescent explosions coming from Mind Kampf.....

As You Were.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:25 pm

[/quote]

Not to pull rank on the forces at Apokiliptika...but I am the contracted distributor of tactical blow operations at EDB headquarters. I have been in position for some time now, and consider myself a specialist in the field of large, powerful, tumescent explosives. When it's time to blow at EDB Recon...I am the beyotch!!!

(I am also available for bar mitzvahs and birthday parties)[/i][/quote]

Cites?
The secret Interrogation room is available.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:33 pm

It would be so pitiful, lame and underhanded to post simply to be the 700th post on a topic. This is the 699th.....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:37 pm

MUAHAHAHA!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:54 pm

Pop a kork komradskis!!!! 700 posts to Heli's original!!!

Enjoy, bekause you are all fucking doomed.....

Insert Commie national anthem....here

http://www.genproj.com/belarusX.mp3

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:56 pm

Doooh!!!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:00 pm

drakewayson wrote:Doooh!!!!!

you bastards

godammit

you set me up

NOW I`M A MEMBER OF THE 700 CLUB !!!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:52 am

EDB

Don't toy with me.....I know you were sitting at the keyboard just waiting to "write anything" or "say anything" the instant we hit 699.....you took the golden chalice from my fingers and "spent" the 700th post on drivel.....

Now I have to bring a real shotgun.....

Bully

Major Theodore Roosevelt, Former President of the United States and now Major in the Apokiliptika Marine Corps

ps-Congrats!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:49 am

Real firearms are forbidden at the event. However a tactical nuke takes care of everything...the original target, the people who enforce the firearms laws and any so-called "innocent" bystanders / eyewitnesses for the potential prosecution. It's so much simpler.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:27 am

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:28 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Real firearms are forbidden at the event. However a tactical nuke takes care of everything...the original target, the people who enforce the firearms laws and any so-called "innocent" bystanders / eyewitnesses for the potential prosecution. It's so much simpler.

Really? No kidding? Jeebus, I'll bet that next you are going to tell us we need to BUY a TICKET to get into Burning Man.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:46 am

Well..it's funny you mention tickets...the one that I bought from someone on here was supposed to be shipped from Will Call to him, and then he was supposed to ship it to me. I'm out $230 and with less than a month to go I still don't have the ticket. And I sold Tiff's ticket thinking I had mine wrapped up and was helping someone else at the same time. It may work out yet but I'm starting to feel like I may get screwed....

As for the firearms I was making a point then having fun with it after that. There's no reason why I can't be serious yet fun at the same time.

Back to that ticket if it doesn't show up I may have a test subject that you can run through your worst interrogation squads. I hope it doesn't come to that.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:42 am

drakewayson wrote: Major Theodore Roosevelt, Former President of the United States and now Major in the Apokiliptika Marine Corps

Is that Major?
or Sergeant Major?

Quite a difference in prestige (and pay grade)
I`d prefer the latter.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:22 am

helitack wrote:
Kinetic IV wrote:Real firearms are forbidden at the event. However a tactical nuke takes care of everything...the original target, the people who enforce the firearms laws and any so-called "innocent" bystanders / eyewitnesses for the potential prosecution. It's so much simpler.
Really? No kidding? Jeebus, I'll bet that next you are going to tell us we need to BUY a TICKET to get into Burning Man.

Geeeze! Didn't you hear him the first time? If you wanted to use a shotgun (normally a fine choice for such matters), why of course you would have to get into the event, and the best way to do that is to buy a ticket (seeing as Gate People are too expensive to buy). Not even a .50 would be able to pick-off targets from outside the exclusionary zone, and it would be pretty hard to sneak in with all that fancy night vision stuff the LEO's have.

But a tactical nuke can be lobbed in from over the nearest hills (or hidden inside a beer keg and slipped aboard the next burner bus that comes along...). Instant Art! all those shadow shapes in the glass after it cools...)

And think of the prestige!!! No one would mess with you again (except maybe N.Korea)

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:58 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:Is that Major? or Sergeant Major?

Quite a difference in prestige (and pay grade)
I`d prefer the latter.

EDB-I thought about saying Major in the Rough Riders (more like it) which this fearless President actually did.....but "Rough Riders" was bound to start a new thread in a different direktion....already racy enough.....

Here's a pic of me and the boys during our jaunt to Puerto Rico....

Bully!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:15 am

Yeah.
Rough Riders.
Sounds kinda like a JiffyLube post.
I would have been part of the Daiquiri camp.
Think they were smoking those good Santiago Cigars?
ya big Bully................

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:29 am

As Ronald Reagan said (on Saturday Night Live) after we invaded Grenada...

"....we're gonna take a poll of the American people to decide which country to invade next....but be sure to pick a really little one so we know we will win...."

Teddy Roosevelt would agree to that: "Bully!!!!"

Always speak softly and carry a big stick.....perfekt for Apokiliptika...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:09 pm

drakewayson wrote:Always speak softly and carry a big stick.....

I think that has evolved into -
"Stomp heavily and wear a big boot"

Cheryl_Kitty · Post by **Cheryl_Kitty** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:29 pm

EDB -

I can assure you he always speaks softly.

He also tells me that you are coming by our Kamp for drinks.

What Kamp are you in?

Cheryl aka... Major R Fiance

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:36 pm

You forgot to mention my "big stick" ar ar ar

Cheryl_Kitty · Post by **Cheryl_Kitty** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:39 pm

Major R....

You know that is just for you and me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheryl

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:04 pm

Cheryl_Kitty wrote:What Kamp are you in?

Cheryl aka... Major R Fiance

Hello Major. We`re looking forward to meeting you.
As far as a camp.....
We aren`t officially listed.
We are a loosely knit group of at least 7 so far. A couple of our people are affiliated with a bar "Liver`s End" and wanted to camp close to them, but it depends on the land grab.....
We think we`ll be setting up near 4:30 & ? a few streets back from the Esplanade. Look for a large(15 x 40) black silk shade structure with the sign - "Mind Kampf". It`s a front for EviLLe Forces Operations. We`ll be in a cluster of camps either joined or very close to each other.
Also Tipi John`s authentic native American TeePee will be set up in our camp. And, don`t tell anyone ...but we`re bringing our own porta-potties.
http://www.sanihut.com/specserv.shtml - (double unit)

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:14 pm

Only 7 of you against all of Camp Apokiliptika?

I hate to say it but I think the Kernul and Heli are right. You are fucking doomed. Unless you have some secret weapons to equalize the balance of power that is.

Kamp Apokiliptika.....

heh heh