Kamp Apokiliptika.....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:12 pm

Kinetic IV wrote: You are fucking doomed. Unless you have some secret weapons to equalize the balance of power that is.

(EviLLe takes off his shades to allow his un-holy inferior Kinetic2squared to see directly into his swirling crimson orbs)....

"Listen Buddy.
You challenge ME?
I who control the powers of the Universe?
I who have amassed the wisdom of a Thousand Ages?
You DARE to cross swords with ME?
EviLLe has been around a Long Time
And Alliances have already been made while
you were biting at the fart bubbles in your bathtub. bub.
EviLLe forces are everywhere, and if you could stop your
pathetic gesticulating long enough, you might just discover that
no secret weapons are required when you`ve formed an Alliance and you are a Welcomed Visiting Dignitary. WVD`s only require a minimal forward team, and a few security troops." (...with that, EviLLe puts his shades back on, and turning to K4 he holds up a small shiny device. Suddenly there is a tremendously bright flash .)....."You WILL NOT remember being
inseminated by my pet Gila Monster"....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:35 pm

I will let you live in your delusionary state of being and laugh as your subconscious mind voices it's secret fantasies of being impregnated by Gila Monsters.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:42 pm

Neener Neener. Our delusions actually wear push up bras, so Neener Neener.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:33 pm

Heli-some of our delusions don't need them.....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:45 pm

Geez, been gone from here for a short time, and see what happens. We might just crash the server before the burn.

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:34 am

where is Camp Apoc gonna be this year?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:00 am

The general location will be 3:00 and Amnesia-- at the plaza.

(Funny, I can never remember what time it is... how appropriate)

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:13 am

I even forgot the question...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:04 am

I'm not retarded, I'm just slow. This finally occured to me this week:

What are we fighting over anyway? It's the end of the fucking world!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:23 am

War, huh! What is it good for? Absolutley everything...say it again! War...

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:48 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:I'm not retarded, I'm just slow. This finally occured to me this week:

What are we fighting over anyway? It's the end of the fucking world!

They don't want us to end it... silly question.. next..

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:10 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:I'm not retarded, I'm just slow. This finally occured to me this week:

What are we fighting over anyway? It's the end of the fucking world!

It`s very common for people to quarrel and fuck everyone over
in a desperate attempt to save their own ass.
Ahhhhh. The Humanity!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:56 pm

WTF?
I have held the last word on the Apokiliptika thread for a whole day?

My plans for total domination seem to be developing nicely....
...heh heh.

Yep.
We`re Doomed!

Cheryl_Kitty · Post by **Cheryl_Kitty** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:01 pm

Doomed???

or, just going to a better place since like you said everyone just try's to
F- - - over everything.....

It would be so much better if ppl were not like that.

Cheryl

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:20 pm

Cheryl_Kitty wrote:Doomed???

or, just going to a better place since like you said everyone just try's to
F- - - over everything.....

It would be so much better if ppl were not like that.

Cheryl

I agree - fucking under everything has so much more going for it!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:36 pm

Cheryl_Kitty wrote:Doomed???

or, just going to a better place since like you said everyone just try's to
F- - - over everything.....

It would be so much better if ppl were not like that.

Cheryl

Yeah. We can all imagine how a "better" world would look.
Actually I have a slightly cheerier outlook about things.
I believe there are still a few decent souls out there, I Know there are.
I`ve had my butt saved a few times.
And even though I paint myself a little "bent" on these threads I`d like to think I might even be one of them.(good guys)
But, there have been a few times in my life I`ve been suprised by peoples reactions when the {chips were down}.
So much Duplicity in this world. You really need to trust in your own
Instincts to survive the difficult things that get thrown your way. Even in everyday life.
I suppose there`s a little of that basic survival vibe at BM with the elements, the extreme visuals, multitudes of strangers,
But all this talk of Doom? After living My life....
....just makes me grin.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:37 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:WTF?
I have held the last word on the Apokiliptika thread for a whole day?

EDB-sorry but with so few weeks left, most of our Komrades are on the private Tribe site planning the doom of mankind....I'm guessing postings will drop significantly as we get closer to BM2005.

Until then you may just have to play with yourself....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:42 pm

Yep. oops double poster

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:44 pm

That`s More Like It .
yeah in a couple weeks I`ll be radio silent too!
carry on bully!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:01 pm

That secret tribe is not so secret. You have spies in your midst, double agents who at this very moment are consipring to stop the Kernul's diabolical plans. Who among you is the snitch that is spilling their guts at every opportunity? Look around. How well do you know your comrades?

Cheryl_Kitty · Post by **Cheryl_Kitty** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:05 pm

EDB -

Most interesting Poster my Major sent to you.

I would think he would of added a keyboard.

Sorry it was not Perkeft.

Cheryl

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:06 pm

Cheryl_Kitty wrote:EDB -

Most interesting Poster my Major sent to you.

I love dragonfly lady.
She IS Perkeft....

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:37 pm

Kinetic: You've got a nice strategy to divide and conquer. Too bad your attempting it with a plastic spork.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:59 am

Drake aka The Major is right, the preparation intensity is rather fever pitched now, and the Komrades are using the secured channel tribe site to hone thier nefarious schemes away from the deer-like stares of the dusty, unwashed masses. This takes some focus and energy, so naturally we are all carbo loading with giant pasta tape worms that we grow in the bodies of captives.

At last report, Empire as been secured-- commandos are poised for entry into the city limits in days to secure key installations, bridges and ministry buildings.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:46 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote: At last report, Empire as been secured-- commandos are poised for entry into the city limits in days to secure key installations, bridges and ministry buildings.

Robotland Publications would like to announce the impending release of its account of Apokiliptika's victory in the Lahontan Campaign, to be entitled "Apokiliptika-Beyond Empire". Available at coffee shops and dirty book stores by Spring 2006.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:52 am

I happen to prefer titanium sporks, thank you very much. But for divide and conquer strategies I have one tried and true weapon that hasn't failed yet. A Scottish Claymore sword. And it's not one of the Taiwan / Indian / Pakistani cheap replicas either.

Back to more important things, I would strongly recommend that you consult the sunrise timetables for the Black Rock Desert and I'll leave it at that.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:04 am

"Robotland Publications would like to announce the impending release of its account of Apokiliptika's victory in the Lahontan Campaign, to be entitled "Apokiliptika-Beyond Empire". Available at coffee shops and dirty book stores by Spring 2006."

Deeply touched... we will demand a royalty of 80%.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:07 am

Kinetic IV wrote:....But for divide and conquer strategies I have one tried and true weapon that hasn't failed yet. A Scottish Claymore sword.....

I'm of Scottish descent but I always like to think of Claymores in a slightly more "explosive" sense....

VS.

hmmmm....decisions....decisions....

It must be some psychological disorder that I really prefer not to touch my enemies, even with a sword....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:23 am

Doesn't the UN have an anti-mine mission? That's funny but I don't see any Peacekeepers around all of a sudden.

Having a good sword is all part of having a good multiple layer defense and a formidibly capable offense. Your mines are not a problem as our hovercraft are fast and rarely set things like that off.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:34 am

Ms. Roosevelt says I have a very good sword....but that's another story...

...yes, it's funny how the UN is never around when things get dicey...or they just stand there while the natives get slaughtered....

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