Hair Ball Speed Bumps.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:51 pm

REminder:Don't let the jack-rabbits bait you into swerving to miss then. If you hit the shoulder it's roll over time. Happens every year. Hit the little fucker, save your life and we can cook em.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:52 pm

Yup, aim for the middle!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:55 pm

OH, the big ones are not jack-rabbit. Those are cows. If you hit one it will end you BM run.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:56 pm

You know Jack Rabbits can carry Tulamremia so I suggest you cut off it's feet (Lucky Rabbits Foot) and leave the carcus for the coyote.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:56 pm

MMMMM! Steak!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:57 pm

Look out for those Jack-a-lopes, too!
Their antlers will poke holes in your tires!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:58 pm

Nightterror wrote:You know Jack Rabbits can carry Tulamremia so I suggest you cut off it's feet (Lucky Rabbits Foot) and leave the carcus for the coyote.

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damn your messing with my fun. I want to see how many new people come in with flat-jacks.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:59 pm

SAIL-RABBIT!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:03 pm

Hey Folks, We are messing around with this thread. BUT. REAly RUN OVER THE fr..king RABBITS and save you life.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:10 pm

I also want to seriously point out that this is not the type of Jack Rabbit we are talking about. These rarely carry Tularmia.

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spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:45 pm

unjonharley wrote:Hey Folks, We are messing around with this thread. BUT. REAly RUN OVER THE fr..king RABBITS and save you life.

depends, you might be screwed no matter what.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:47 pm

That car is cute. Too bad it will never see pavement in the USA.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:50 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:That car is cute. Too bad it will never see pavement in the USA.

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Is that one of those BMW powered Izeta?

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:05 pm

Harley's point is a good one, and it's no joke. Most (all?) of highway 447 is open grazing territory. The topography is such that you often can't see what's over that gentle rolling hill until you are right on top of it. Don't out drive your headlights. Also be aware that in many parts of 447 the shoulder is:

1. Non existent
2. Made of soft, deep sand that will sink your car up to it's axels.

avoid stopping on the shoulder unless absolutely it's absolutely critical.

I'd also advise against driving 447 at night.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:12 pm

Open grazing / open range is right. ABS brakes are the only thing that kept me from buying a $500 almost crushed cow on 447 coming back from Reno in '02. Lesson learned, thankfully not the hard way.

Looking back I remember reading the messages about don't swerve, take the rabbits out. I've taken out 7 of 'em in 3 years time. It's like hmmm...take out the rabbit or risk damage to me and a $20K+ vehicle? Yeah, goodbye kamikaze bunny!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:22 am

Oh, THOSE....I thought from the name of this thread that it would warn against running over hippies sleeping on the soft shoulder.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:00 pm

robotland wrote:Oh, THOSE....I thought from the name of this thread that it would warn against running over hippies sleeping on the soft shoulder.

No - those you should swerve to HIT, reverse and hit again

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:08 pm

If the stain isn't too bad, could you save the hemp bean bag chair for me? Thanks!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:21 pm

Chai Guy wrote:If the stain isn't too bad, could you save the hemp bean bag chair for me? Thanks!

Think of it as "organically tiedyed".

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:34 pm

robotland wrote:
Chai Guy wrote:If the stain isn't too bad, could you save the hemp bean bag chair for me? Thanks!
Think of it as "organically tiedyed".

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That is fuckin brilliant.