Kamp Apokiliptika.....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:26 am

Notice:
It has come to my attention from Helitack that I am not welcome in his camp. The reason given was he feels that I have a sock puppet named Dark Cypher who is apparently giving him some trouble. At this time I have one sock, 1st Star to the Right, created less than 10 days ago for an on-playa project for this year. There are NO others.

We all make fuckups, we learn from them and move on. But I have zero tolerance for being accused of things I did not do. I should NOT be subjected to that sort of thing. I've been tied up in a PM war for days now and it stops today. It's now public. Level the accusations in public, get them addressed or shut the hell up.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:36 am

tsk, tsk, tsk

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:12 pm

Oh man...

No.. Let me rephrase that.

Oh F***ing man.

I got this hellacious idea. Some things to think about -

one... IT'S JUST A F***ING CAMPING TRIP! Theme camps or not, that's what it is.

two... IT'S A BIG CITY. Did we forget this? But...

three - this is the biggie -

IF IT'S A PMAIL ISSUE, THEN WHY THE F*** IS IT ON THE BOARD??!!??

I can think of more but I will stop there - for now.

bb Из

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:21 pm

ты идти девочка

[you go girl]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:25 pm

OK you win, I have one $175 ticket for sale.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:17 pm

You'll go Heli. And you'll have so much fun that when you get back you'll forget much of this happened.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:41 pm

Or not... I heard he already has his ticket sold.

Kinda sucky as Apokiliptika was partially his creation.

So... what the hell do we do? This is about as far from fun as it gets.

Nope... no fun here. Better move along... nothing to see here...

BBS

(Edited to remove repetitive drivel)

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:46 pm

$175? How come my ticket cost $250....that b%$^s$@#%

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:48 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:It's now public. Level the accusations in public, get them addressed or shut the hell up.

Bad call.

Really - very - bad - call.

I am not saying this from any standpoint of a moderator, but whatever you had planned on achieving with this is very likely to backfire.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:54 pm

eVeN wItH tHe PrObLeMs HeLiTaK aNd mYsElF hAd i nEvEr oNcE eVeN tHoUgHt oF pUtTiNg pRiVaTe mEsSaGeS oN a pUbLiC fOrUm. tHaT iS sHaMeFuL.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:59 pm

drakewayson wrote:$175? How come my ticket cost $250....that b%$^s$@#%

I won't tell you how much mine cost, then... >>grins<<

BBS

___________

This pubic disservice propoganda brought to you by the Peoples Buerau of Disinformation and Operational Anarchy

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:02 pm

drakewayson wrote:$175? How come my ticket cost $250....that b%$^s$@#%

Special presidential price, Sir!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:02 pm

Poor Helitak.
But what does this mean for the rest of us?

Less Doom???

dammit.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:06 pm

I guess they figure us ex-president's make so much that we can afford it....but I have to say that the number of speaking engagements I have received in the past 70 years have really dwindled since I died....

Cheryl_Kitty · Post by **Cheryl_Kitty** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:06 pm

Perhaps it is just the difference between Gucci & Target. :)

Cheryl

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:10 pm

drakewayson wrote:I guess they figure us ex-president's make so much that we can afford it....but I have to say that the number of speaking engagements I have received in the past 70 years have really dwindled since I died....

Funny about that. I can put you in touch with some agent--um mediums--if you like.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:15 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Funny about that. I can put you in touch with some agent--um mediums--if you like.

Crypto....thanks, that would be great!!! But don't you think I should bone a couple of interns first just to get the PR rolling?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:22 pm

spectabillis wrote:
Kinetic IV wrote:It's now public. Level the accusations in public, get them addressed or shut the hell up.

Bad call.

Really - very - bad - call.

I am not saying this from any standpoint of a moderator, but whatever you had planned on achieving with this is very likely to backfire.

the underlined is an assumption that there was a plan, nonetheless, i must concur with everything said above.

harumph!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:23 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:Poor Helitak.
But what does this mean for the rest of us?

Less Doom???

dammit.

More doom... less fulfilling.

No one knows. I heard my stock in Pabst Breweries just took a nosedive.

It keeps this up it'll pass Amalgamated Earwax and catch up with Consolidated Lint...

_________

A PBR without the Playa is like a submarine without a screen door...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:09 pm

Don`t worry honey, that damn Pabst has been the cause of many a nosedive....it`ll recover....but things seem really lonely around here already.
I`m going to miss his maniacal ultimatums
and his ever so swift alliances
and offers of cold brewskies.
His ever present reminders about our ultimate doom
This ones for Heli

sob

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:14 pm

What's worse is he's the one who started this whole thread.

Just doesn't seem... fair.

Guess I'll have to pray for a miracle. Why not? It's the end of the world - I think you're supposed to pray at a time like that anyway. (At least they did in War of the Worlds, (the first movie)...

Or at least pray for another PBR... >>grins<<

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:36 pm

Wow...I have been collecting all the reasons people use for not making it to BM (work, court, break-downs, etc. as part of an upcoming art project). Never thought EPlaya would make the list....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:45 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:Never thought EPlaya would make the list....

Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaaaaah!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:06 pm

Speaking of PBR... (I think I was)...

I have to make the following official announcement at the request of the remaining high command:

Even if Heli is absent from Apokiliptika, and especially from this time forward, the following policies will be in effect while Apokiliptika is operational.

*****

NO PERSONS UNDER 21 YEARS OF AGE (MINORS) WILL BE SERVED, NOR BE ALLOWED TO POSESS, ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IN ANY PUBLIC AREA OF KAMP APOKILIPTIKA. ALSO, NO MINORS WILL BE ALLOWED IN ANY AREA WHERE ALCOHOL IS BEING SERVED OR DISPENSED WITHIN THE KAMP. ID WILL BE REQUIRED, AND THIS RULE WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED AT ALL TIMES. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS POLICY.
APOKILIPTIKA STAFF RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE.

Thank you for your understanding.

*****

Signs will be posted to this effect on location.

BBS, ad-hoc Kantina Representative
Kamp Apokiliptika.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:17 pm

....and if you forget your ID you better damn well LOOK like your older than 21.....or be wearing a really small skirt....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:42 pm

(yeah and if you stock up on bud, they'll think all beer tastes like Clydesdale's piss)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:57 pm

Now you know what they meant in those Olympia commercials...

"It's the water... and a lot more."

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:51 pm

BB- Major- how do you have the time to be posting here? I'm up all hours of the day and night, slaving over white hot plasma cutters, dripping with E600 glue and scraping 12 layers of paint off myself... and YOU guys are farting around.

Get to work on that cyclotron... we have alot of plutonium to make before the 27th, remember?

Carry on.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:14 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:17 pm