The Bar

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:46 pm

helloooooooo
where's the jazz? drinks on me...a few more

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:47 pm

oh what the hey...one more to go.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:54 pm

Sorry for the fade there Z, got caught up chatting with a friend. Burning Man Love Fest.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:55 pm

CBA, what's happening?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:55 pm

CBA
were you going to blow it ?.... Addict

It takes One
it takes one two
it takes one to know one

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:56 pm

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:59 pm

drinks all around...even for my detractors! (and ex's too)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:02 pm

I'm planning something special for these 4000 gems/bedsores/eyepoppers/goatgetters....don't ask me any questions though..it will be a surprise.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:03 pm

CON-GATS That only puts you at number 3. Cryptofishist is Number one with 5673

I'm only in 9th place

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:06 pm

wow three! thanks Zule. Who's number two? Patrick McGoohan?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:07 pm

I'm much farther down, but it's all blather anyway

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:08 pm

there are 3, three faces to the trinity. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost. and then there's Rob

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:11 pm

I'm outta here guys. See ya on the flipside.

Oh wait...CBA, where are you camping?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:19 pm

Hi!

Bye Sputnik!

What's happenin' folks?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:21 pm

sorry sput. it will have to be next year....but thunderdome seems to do more stuff in Oakland these days......

karine · Post by **karine** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:50 pm

You guys frickin crack me up. I can't e-wait to meet you on the non-virtual playa!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:27 am

I feel like I've just been slimed. I wonder if there's any steel wool and Comet behind the bar.

Stilesfamily · Post by **Stilesfamily** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:58 am

Hey I'm in a 2 way tie for 241st

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:40 pm

* Bambi waltzes his sorry ass in, rolls up the double wide steel doors to let some air in and begins blasting the place with a fire hose*
Amazing this place sure does clean up well. I'll put everything back in its place or not ....

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:41 pm

Or maybe you all can do some re arranging ... Bye now be back later....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:54 pm

Woah....good thing I don't mind the mess.

Margaritas again...I'm working on proportions.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:57 pm

* Back with the Bambi again, this time as if by magic, he picks up a corner of the Bar ground and lifts it as if it were a table cloth about to be pulled off a dining table and shakes everything into place . The Bar is open for buisiness...*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:05 pm

(Black cat walks in to see the Bar all soggy and wet.)

Jeez... what the hell hit this place?

(Tip-toes through the puddles and hops onto a bar stool... the foam in the seat makes a fizzy squishing sound)

I suppose it’ll dry out soon enough.

(Grabs the edge of the bar and spins himself and the seat round and round, spraying mist as it turns with a ball bearing whir)

Oh boy... this is fun

*spinn* *spinnnnnnnnn*

*spinnnnnnnnn*

*spinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:10 pm

Dang it, Bambi... you beat me to the post and now the Bar's all in the right order again and I'm out of snyc.

Hmmmphfff

*spinnn*

*spinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:32 am

LeChatNoir wrote:Dang it, Bambi... you beat me to the post and now the Bar's all in the right order again and I'm out of snyc.

Hmmmphfff

*spinnn*

*spinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

No we definitely needed the Spin Dry you gave us. Though it did leave me disoriented for awhile, and maybe just a little too dry. Time will take care of that.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:37 am

Pay no attention to the Bear with a lampshade on her head. She wandered in with some cubs last night and got a little shit faced. The cubs are sleeping peacefully under the NEB with Robbi ?? maybe... Well they are sleeping thats the important thing.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:38 am

.... OH AND IF THE BEAR WANTS TO DANCE WITH YOU... JUST GO WITH IT...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:22 am

I'll dance with the bear, as long as it doesn't bite. Ran outa my tent naked once in the Sierras to scare a bear away....it worked.....now what was he scared about? Peets please.off with Jackie to run in the woods...no rattlers please...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:25 am

cowboyangel wrote:I'll dance with the bear, as long as it doesn't bite. Ran outa my tent naked once in the Sierras to scare a bear away....

just the mention of you naked makes me want to run away.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:29 am

ya and you probably look like a bear. ok ya got my number call me right now..operators are standing by to field a battery of liberal critiques....