Signs that you're a Burnerd

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:12 am

PJ wrote:
blyslv wrote:(I am not conversationally challenged...)
Sorry, wasn't paying attention. Did you say something?

I said

Nice ASS! Mind if I go on an ANAL RAMPAGE?

(with a tip o the ions to Mayfield)

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:59 am

alice wrote:HEY!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF OR WHAT?

Missed my plane.

Max

michael · Post by **michael** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:36 am

While you go about your business of the day… scenarios of what makes you or someone else a burnerd occupies your mind.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:33 pm

It's late at night, you're falling asleep, and your still composing posts for this fucking board.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:19 pm

blyslv wrote:It's late at night, you're falling asleep, and your still composing posts for this fucking board.

I wouldn't know anything about that, not at all. I can't imagine anyone doing such a thing!

Admit nothing, deny everything, and look totally innocent. It works.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:58 am

You go to Cirque Du Soleil and you're ONLY paying attention to the props and the costumes... "hey, those lamps would be PERFECT in the chill space!"... "oh my god, I could make those wings!"

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:27 am

Heh, I was just there on tuesday and while they weren't the only things I was paying a ttention to, a lot of that was certainly going through my head!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:08 pm

when I saw Verakai a few month ago I was totally thinkin 'shit man, I need one a them floaty video thingies for camp, plus a hat with legs on it too!'

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:36 pm

Stuart--

I just saw it in pomona and I totally want to build one of those platform swing things from the finale.

If only I had a backyard... (sigh)

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:37 pm

stuart wrote:when I saw Verakai a few month ago I was totally thinkin 'shit man, I need one a them floaty video thingies for camp, plus a hat with legs on it too!'

i know what you mean.

i just kept thinking: the costumes, that fabric, i want.....!

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Wed May 19, 2004 8:28 pm

Post 100! WWWWWHHHEEEEEEEEEE! =D

Remember those?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 19, 2004 9:52 pm

Someone points out that when you say "and this one time, at Burning Man" sounds just like "and this one time, at band camp"!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu May 20, 2004 8:00 am

you scan thrift stores for animal/flame print anything.
you have camping gear mixed with your kitchen stuff.
you wear BM clothing preferencially, esp for "normal" activities.
you delay detailing your vehicle, cause the dirt has a homey feel to it.
you collect large jugs with twist tops, just in case.
you spend a few hours going through your *bin* of trinkets, and can't bear to throw anything away.
you note the debris when you go to a park, sometimes picking it up.
your friends roll their eyes when you talk about porta-potties...again.

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri May 21, 2004 5:56 pm

- you can remember the last and only time you didn't / couldn't take a dump for 3 days

- you get the 1000 yard stare without ever serving in vietnam

- you aspire to build your own personal BM effigy in yor back yard and then fear people are going to ask you if you if you were on monster house.

- you try riding your bike with yor eyes closed then have to make a trip up to the haight "free medical" for stitches...

-b

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat May 22, 2004 8:23 pm

You go to Cirque Du Soleil and start running when somebody lifts up a Bic lighter.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat May 22, 2004 11:54 pm

thanks for your pink hair
for looking normal in shorts
how it curls public

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat May 22, 2004 11:59 pm

(how you came public)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:04 am

thanks for your pink hair
for looking normal in shorts
how it came public

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:16 am

Anyways, a few years ago I thanked someone in my small town for wearing colored hair. "It helps us all" or something I mumbled.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:22 am

I thought at the time sign "I am a burnerd!"
Then wondered if that event or another, perhaps
might have fomented my thirst for
integration with foreigners
moreso than this?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:24 am

~sigh~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:32 am

thanks for my pink hair
for looking normal in shorts
how i came pubic

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:36 am

thanks for my pink hair
for looking normal in shorts
as i come public

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:41 am

thanks for my short hairs
for looking normal in pink
pubic as i come

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:52 am

shanks fom my short hairs
frolicking no more in pink
public as i am

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun May 23, 2004 1:01 am

Bob wrote:You go to Cirque Du Soleil and start running when somebody lifts up a Bic lighter.

I talk too much.

What I wanted to say was
Bob is phat,
but that might
send him into
paralytic
rage

rhyming as is does
this phhaaat
to exhaust
from a
what?!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 5:56 pm

http://www.anet.net/~penfold/ykyabw.html

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:11 am

When you're relieved the bike you bought for $20 collapsed at 8 am after Burn Night because if it had lasted any longer, then you know you spent too much money.

When the week after BM, your sidewalk is adorned with fur-covered broken bikes and crap for the street people to take.

(in case you didnt guess, this is a true story)

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:15 am

When you're reading the eplaya at 11:15 am on a weekday as if it were the New York Times.

When the eplaya is your primary online news source.

When you trust a bunch of misfits like the people populating the eplaya for serious relationship advice.

Karlene · Post by **Karlene** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:43 pm

You know you're a burnerd when the thrift store around the corner from your house saves all the stuff for your insepction "that we know nobody else would be interested in".

Signs that you're a Burnerd

What signs?

You might be a Burnerd if...

no delete button.....

no delete redux.... how i write, drunk.

Rosa Parks had sore feet

Peter's site s/b listed here