Need sexy trophy girl.

pisspict · Post by **pisspict** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:29 pm

We are looking for a sexy trophy girl to hand out awards at our triathlon on Sat. afternoon. Ideally, you will wear the winners T-shirt during the race ( and little or nothing else). When we present the t-shirt to the winner, you would take off the shirt and present it to the winners. Sound good?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:18 pm

if i shave my ass and tuck my penis between my legs, can i do it?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:05 pm

you would take off the shirt and present it to the winners. Sound good?

No dude. Actually, it sounds fucking crrepy. What frat are you in BTW?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:38 pm

pisspict wrote:We are looking for a sexy trophy girl to hand out awards at our triathlon on Sat. afternoon. Ideally, you will wear the winners T-shirt during the race ( and little or nothing else). When we present the t-shirt to the winner, you would take off the shirt and present it to the winners. Sound good?

Surprised you didn't end your sentences with "'n' stuf"
... 'n' stuff.

Stilesfamily · Post by **Stilesfamily** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:37 am

Now now, how many times have I told you about your critical natures? You are impeding Pisspict’s enjoyment of the burn. He is only trying to turn the burn into a Lake Havasu, spring break like, girls gone wild weekend.

Look at the good side, hopefully it will be over the weekend and will attract all the spectators and frat boys, leaving the rest of the event for those who don’t feel the need to hoot and howl at the top of there lungs every time they see a woman topless.

I say turn it into a 3 day event, completely contained within your camp. I am certain you will attract all the spring break type girls who love to get hammered and lift up there tops as they are half stumbling over each other trying to get in front of the video camera.

Pisspict, if you feel you’re being labeled incorrectly you may want to re-read your post. No it does not sound good, if it is what it sounds like, I go to BRC to specifically avoid this kind of behavior. If there is some profound insight we are unaware of please let us know.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:31 am

I'm holding out for a sexy girl to be the winner of the triathalon.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:54 pm

yeah, then could we have spectabilis with the shaved butt and his business sticking out the back? cuz that sounds kinda good :)

pisspict · Post by **pisspict** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:55 pm

pisspict wrote:We are looking for a sexy trophy girl to hand out awards at our triathlon on Sat. afternoon. Ideally, you will wear the winners T-shirt during the race ( and little or nothing else). When we present the t-shirt to the winner, you would take off the shirt and present it to the winners. Sound good?

pisspict · Post by **pisspict** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:08 pm

Thanks for all your witty responses, the position has been filled internally. It came down to a) My probation officer, b) My mother, and c) My Frat dick buddies hermaphrodite girlfriend...The Tranny won!!! This way she can kill 2 birds with one stone and be non-gender specific. I was considering the guy who offered to shave his ass, but I'm afraid you would have to get a haircut. The Morrisy look was in when I was in college and I'm sure your a hit with the co-workers at Starbucks and your Vespa club in the Mission, but it doesn't really work now days.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:04 pm

Plonk!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:53 pm

pisspict wrote: I was considering the guy who offered to shave his ass, but I'm afraid you would have to get a haircut. The Morrisy look was in when I was in college and I'm sure your a hit with the co-workers at Starbucks and your Vespa club in the Mission, but it doesn't really work now days.

awww damn, just color me dated

you can make fun of my shaved ass, you can make fun of my Morrisy hair-cut, you can make fun of my job at Starfucks...

BUT LAY OFF MY MOPED 'CAUSE LIKE, I AM A BAD-ASS BIKER DUDE!!!!111ONEone...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:41 pm

"...nnn....nnnn.....nnn your moped isn't cool anymore... 'n stuff..."

Pissy: Do you have one of those hats that you drink from? I'll bet it looks good with all those mardi gras beads hanging from it. Can you please use the word "party" as a verb in a sentence for me. I ask merely for research purposes.

Stilesfamily · Post by **Stilesfamily** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:24 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Plonk!

What is this plonk thing, its driving me crazy?!

The quality of this argument is going from bad to worse.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:47 am

-----------------<plonk>-------------------

the most dreaded plonk.
truly agonizing for the plonkee
richly rewarding for the plonkuer

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