Wanted: Sith Lord. Leadership Skills a must.

hib · Post by **hib** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:47 am

I am giving away 1000 light sabers this year at burning man. I need an enemy for them to fight. Looking for someone with strong influence on the weak minded, who will be able to turn about 50 of the most promising padawan learners into an elite sith army.
The rise of the Sith won't begin until friday morning, so you will have plenty of time to influence the senate.

Must be truely :twisted: or be able to act so truely :twisted: that the devil will hand you a "get out of heaven free card".

If interested, please contact me and we will discuss -- Hib
408-316-2578

desertswine · Post by **desertswine** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:19 pm

I am Lothos of the Chupacabra Policia,Officer in Secret Police-Kamp Apokiliptika.I am so evil,I dont like myself.I will serve as our Sith Lord.I arrive on playa on 8/25,can be found at Station 9 medical or kamp apokiliptika.Lothos

desertswine · Post by **desertswine** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:20 pm

Hib you can reach me at 415-334-9426.Lothos

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:43 am

I met the Dark Green Lord of The Spliff once. He uses a "special breathing apparatus" too.
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've.....I SMELL CAKE!!!!"

hib · Post by **hib** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:20 am

At the man, there is no smell.
Alkaline hides it, as far as I can tell.
And maybee the cocaine going up our nose.
Numbs us from 7 day old panty hoes.

Lothos might be the one, I feel somehow "compelled" to answer.
Lothos, are you the Officer in the poliece kamp, or the secret leader?

Are you the guy who fought me last year with padded steel rods?

Post by **trilobyte** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:01 pm

Sounds like it could be a lot of fun... whereabouts are you planning on doing this?

~Dark Lord Trilo~

hib · Post by **hib** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:40 pm

It will be everywhere.

Well, lets see, there are 160 intertsections of roads in black rock city.
1000/160 = 6.25 JEDI's per intersection.

I figure there will be larger groups around thunderdome, and that big blue neon thingie in the center.

Each lightsaber is unique, with insignias that align to the warriors respective home planet, philosophy, and psychic energy color. And they light up so they double as flishlights.

For those of you that are hardcore, bring extra AA batteries!

Lothar, where are you?

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:08 pm

I was guided by the Force to use Jedi Mind Tricks to acquire Vaders
Light Saber. It's mine now and your army of Sith Padiwan Learners will be no match for us! My newly acquired Light Saber is REALLY BIG, RED, AND THROBBING!! Hows yours? Runs on double A batteries?? Oooooooh!!!! And remember This Light Saber of Jedi Dale's almost bagged Princess Padme!! Yeah, BABAY!!

Genuinely,

Jedi Dale Of Reno

hotguitar · Post by **hotguitar** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:08 am

When/Where do the festivities begin ???? Can you give me background on this ??? Sounds like something cool to check out

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:29 am

Can I be your Evil Henchman?

hib · Post by **hib** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:49 am

Lothos is the evil one. You must first find one who gives out light sabers (Badactin) or one who already has one and will trade for a special favor. :)

Then you must find Lothos, but if you are truely one with the Dark Side, He will find you.

I have forseen it.

Captain Nemo · Post by **Captain Nemo** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:51 pm

Jedi Master Hib, All crew on board the Nautilus X are Jedi and we stand ready to assist you and defend the Republic and the Senate! Once we come out of hyperspace we will rendezvous with you on the playa. I have also informed my camp mates of the impending battle, and they are divided as some are Jedi and some are Sith.
Mobilis In Mobili
Nemo

hib · Post by **hib** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:36 pm

Yes, Captain Nemo, I have already forseen your allegeance and appreciate it. The Nautilis X will turn the battle and bring balance to the force.

Beware those who seek the dark side!

,
(By the way, there are six "Philosophies" in the Jedi order:
Jedi, Star, Love, Peace, Screw, and evil. The evil people are not the Sith! They could come from any planet and any philosophy. )

Use the power of your light saber, align yourself with your psychic energy color to bring the most strength to defeat your enemies!

32 Jedis have been already selected at Burning Man. Will you be next?

hib · Post by **hib** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:45 am

Lothos, you flaked! 1000 Jedis had no-one to fight!

You might be evil, but you don't know what evil is until you come back to Burning Man next year, and find a new Jedi army hunting you down!

And there are no clones to execute "order 66". So you better watch out.

This is BADActin SceneStealer, also known as BADASS, remember my name, as I will make you pay!!!

Wanted: Sith Lord. Leadership Skills a must.

Wanted: Sith Lord. Leadership Skills a must.

sith lord

sith lord

Let the battle of the sith begin.

Where? Hmmmm.

Don't wreck my fun!

Re: Wanted: Sith Lord. Leadership Skills a must.

This is closed.

The Captain

Damn you Lothos!