do you think i'm oversexed?

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:13 pm

No, no, no! Raheer knows drinks, and Raheer sees the source of the problem you folk are having with the hangovers, (and the drink recipes, too...).

You need to remember that a hangover is merely a state of hyper-dehydration coupled with too much sugar in the system. The solution is rather simple. Water. LOTS of water. (Mind, that can be a problem out on the playa, but it's usually avoidable).

And the recipes! Pardon Raheer for saying this, but... eehhaagghh! Red Bull and Vodka? EEeee! Raheer cannot stand that! No, no, no. You need Raheer's Adult Neopolitan (patent pending). Mix equal parts creme de cacao, vanilla rum, and strawberry liqueur. YUM!

Or, try a You've GOT to be Kidding!, which is equal parts Vanilla Coke, rum, and grenadine. (The name comes from what the bartender said the first time Raheer ordered one of these...).

Raheer, who said ALL of the above with his tounge FIRMLY planted deep inside his cheek.... (Well, except for the recipes. Try them!)

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:15 pm

I must be the only one who hasn't tried Red Bull, but from all I've heard, I don't appear to be missing much!

Now if they could find a way to slip Cialis into the drinks, then you'd have something special.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:25 pm

Red Bull tastes like rancid baby aspirin to me. But it does keep me up
for sixteen hours, so sometimes I put up with it.

The only thing I've ever had it mixed with that killed the taste was
Jaegermeister. But then you're drinking Jaeger. Blech.

Layne · Post by **Layne** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:20 pm

Lack of dehydration is not the soul source of a hangover.

Try this, take 2 Pepcid AC during the night as you drink 1 about halfway through your night and 1 before you go to bed. Then take another one
in the morning (and drink 1 glass of water for every drink)

All the doctors I know swear by it and now so do I.

(Redbull and Vodka will give you the worst hangover ever)

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:28 pm

Then you might try..

Surfer on Acid

(1) shot Jager
(1.5) shot of cheap vodka (they all really do taste the same)
(4) oz Red Bull
(4) oz orange juice

Pour over crushed and serve to someone in your camp who you don't particularly like.

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:33 pm

Layne wrote:Lack of dehydration is not the soul source of a hangover.

"Lack of dehydration" mostly makes you pee frequently.

drowned_saved · Post by **drowned_saved** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:40 pm

precipitate wrote:The only thing I've ever had it mixed with that killed the taste was
Jaegermeister. But then you're drinking Jaeger. Blech.

yeah, like gouging your eyes out in bright light instead of slipping on sunglasses. you're just doing extra damage without REALLY solving the problem.

J · Post by J » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:32 pm

I despise Jager, however it does mix well with cream soda. I know what you are thinking, "Jager...Cream soda?". It was late, we were drunk, and there was nothing else left. We tried it again while sober and it actually was good.

drowned_saved · Post by **drowned_saved** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:55 pm

vonfunk wrote:We tried it again while sober and it actually was good.

bonus points for rigorous empiricism.
(but minor deduction for willful recklessness)

J · Post by J » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:18 pm

drowned_saved wrote: bonus points for rigorous empiricism.
(but minor deduction for willful recklessness)

What can I say, we were young and invincible then, well I was invincible my friend, on the other hand, had a hangover like the wraith of God the next day

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:46 am

Badger wrote:Then you might try..

Surfer on Acid

(1) shot Jager
(1.5) shot of cheap vodka (they all really do taste the same)
(4) oz Red Bull
(4) oz orange juice

Pour over crushed and serve to someone in your camp who you don't particularly like.

This was the first legal alcoholic beverage I imbibed on my 21st birthday. I actually thought it was quite good, but then, I'm fuct up in the head.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:31 am

Beer, beer, beer, beer,beer, beer, beer,
Beer,beer, beer, beer,
We love beer!

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:16 am

I actually hate beer. Sorry, I know I'm weird.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:24 am

Fat Tire Ale or RebA's Playa Ale.....

I'm going with the Playa Ale. You can't tast the love in Fat Tire Ale.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:26 am

Yes but does beer make you oversexed??

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:06 am

Vodka dirty, with an olive.

I'm also man enough to admit I like grasshoppers.

Max

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:40 am

alice wrote:
jinx_sf_burner wrote:Oh, Princess! Just my experience... really consider whether you want to marry someone who's sex drive does not match yours.

No matter how much you love them, the incompatibility is eventually going to catch up with you.

IMHO, a long term relationship has to be compatible intellectually, spiritually AND sexually.

we're actually quite compatible - hide under our bed sometime and see for yourself. i just want to have sex more often. i also have more energy than he does, and am reaching my sexual peak as his is waning. do you honestly think the best advice is to leave someone who's your best friend, makes you laugh, holds your head over the toilet when you vomit and cleans it up when you don't make it to the loo in time? perhaps if you saw us together - every one of our friends thought we were already happily married when they met us. those who knew michael before, say that they have never seen him so happy. he would be crushed if i left him - and i would be gutted.
so he's happier downloading porn off the internet than trying to stick his dick into every passing hot girl. that's his choice. it' also his choice to trust me and love me and to let me have what i want and need. and it's my choice to accept our flaws and imperfections, however daunting they might seem to others.

princess strych-9 wrote: i wish he would! make things more equitable. if we had matching sex drives, i wouldn't even be considering it. everything else is perfect between us - and i get the sense that after our last nightly hot tob debate (hard to get upset when your being cooked) that it's not so much what i do, but rather his desire not to know about it.

you are very undersexed.if you have to ask then yes you are. that's not a bad thing. and sorry for comming into this debate as late as i have but as it be i'm here now so can i say this much? talk about what you want sexually with him. in detail. i found that it helps. sometimes it kills the spontinaety but the quicker you get it all out of the way the better off you'll be and the better the sex becomes, the longer you'll last together if you want too. just mke sure you both are happy. (if my 2 cents means anything.)

hey check out my friend Rins site while your at it. http://www.hippiecrap.com/

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:28 am

Alpha wrote:Yes but does beer make you oversexed??

Would you settle for puffy in the middle and flatulent?

Buuurrrrpppp

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:51 am

Raising the cultural stakes, blyslv wrote: Would you settle for puffy in the middle and flatulent?

Buuurrrrpppp

I love it when you talk dirty.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:28 pm

Alpha wrote:
Raising the cultural stakes, blyslv wrote: Would you settle for puffy in the middle and flatulent?

Buuurrrrpppp
I love it when you talk dirty.

speaking of puffy you think jay low is missing some of that puffy stuff? you know what they say..........

Todd in Seattle · Post by **Todd in Seattle** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:44 pm

If anyone, and I mean anyone, mentions her name again on this board, I'm outta here and I ain't coming back. Ever. I know it will be no loss to anyone, but I have to take a stand somewhere.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:46 pm

sorry. wont happen again.

besides burningman has the best. we need not think of her.
but i still thought it was funny.

Todd in Seattle · Post by **Todd in Seattle** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:06 pm

Not your fault, Digiman. I've enjoyed all your other posts, but I can't take it (her) anymore. I know you understand.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:14 pm

I'm getting burned out on her and her boyfriend or whatever he is for the week too. Media overkill.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 7:39 am

Oversexed? Never. Horny and ready to work over whatever two legged humanoid who spends more than 3 seconds in eye contact with me...maybe.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:28 am

Todd in Seattle wrote:If anyone, and I mean anyone, mentions her name again on this board, I'm outta here and I ain't coming back. Ever. I know it will be no loss to anyone, but I have to take a stand somewhere.

Well the Nameless one is a royal, media hogging whore- and her boy toy is really not that much better- but she did do one thing right. Her backside made having an actual WOMANLY body fashionable again (as opposed to the heroin girls). My g/f has a beautiful behind (34-22-36 at 5'2"), but having a butt hasn't been in style for a while- so she's happy. GIMME THAT BACK BABY! (Yup, I'm a big fan of actual asses- not the fake, sit-directly-on-your-tailbone asses).

So, in conclusion, as long as it's just her ass in the news- I'm OK with that. The rest of her isn't really worth looking at IMHO.

<i>Oh, and I'd be just fine with sewing her annoying mouth shut. Put Fran Dresher on THAT list too.</i>

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:33 am

Badger wrote:Then you might try..

Surfer on Acid

(1) shot Jager
(1.5) shot of cheap vodka (they all really do taste the same)
(4) oz Red Bull
(4) oz orange juice

Pour over crushed and serve to someone in your camp who you don't particularly like.

Badger: Most bartending books list a Surfer on Acid as equal parts Jager, Malibu and pineapple juice. It can be served as a shot or on the rocks, and tastes pretty damned good. I believe it's named after Nobel prize-winner Kerry Mullis, an avid surfer and recreational drug user.

This has been a message from the Emergency Booze Service.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:38 am

Only goes to show how even the best ideas can can be twisted into weapons of mass destruction.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:45 am

Ok, next time you exit a porta-pottie, don't be surprised if someone walks up to you and says:

You are under a rest-room
You have the right to remain intoxicated.
Any intoxicants that you may spew or do will be made fun of accordingly.
You have the right to more intoxicants.
If you do not have an intoxicant, one will be provided to you.
Do you understand these rights?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:25 am

I'm oversexed but I always have time for mutual masturbation and some light oral.

do you think i'm oversexed?

the true hang over helper

Re: the true hang over helper

Beer, beer, beer, beer

Beer

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