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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:52 am

Maybe the best thing. But I bought him a tent two years ago and he didnt' take care of it, so I bought him one last year, and he didn't take care of it. Maybe I'd be less upset if he didnt' take care of at $30 tent and we just threw it out at the end of the week. It would be wasteful, but less frustrating. Poof!
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Maybe the best thing. But I bought him a tent two years ago and he didnt' take care of it, so I bought him one last year, and he didn't take care of it.
So get a new one, and tell him this is YOUR fucking tent. If HE wants to sleep somewhere, he can figure it out his own damn self. You said it yourself, sweetie - you wanted a husband when you got married, not a kid.

EDIT: What the fuck do you know about that? Friend of mine is trying to sell a tent:


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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:02 pm

Well, I"ve contacted her. BBSue has also offered us the use of one. IF it works out I can camp away from him and feel much more relaxed about it.

Thanks Koosh.
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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:46 am

We have an extra tent too, just let me know so it gets thrown on the trailer.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:09 pm

F*ck!

for those of you who remember PJ, his doctors are sending him home.

to have those last days, however long they are, with the people who love him most.

toasts in Tish's
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Post by jinx_sf_burner » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:F*ck!

for those of you who remember PJ, his doctors are sending him home.

to have those last days, however long they are, with the people who love him most.

toasts in Tish's

Do you ever shut up? Really.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:50 pm

for those of you who remember PJ, his doctors are sending him home.

to have those last days, however long they are, with the people who love him most.
Is this the honest truth?
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:52 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:
for those of you who remember PJ, his doctors are sending him home.

to have those last days, however long they are, with the people who love him most.
Is this the honest truth?
It is. He met with the transplant doc yesterday, and was discharged this afternoon.
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:53 pm

jinx_sf_burner wrote:Do you ever shut up? Really.
That Other Board doesn't have a fucking monopoly on people who care about PJ, you know.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:57 pm

It sure as goddamn hell doesn't.
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Post by OregonRed » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:08 pm

FUCK!!! How the fuck is it that I can spend 355 days planning for the fucking playa, and still run out of fucking time to get everything done?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK


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Post by leftbraindp » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:59 pm

I feel fucking dismayed that I missed out on this topic until now... hmmm how did that happen?

OregonRed, I totally fucking agree with you! Fuckity, fuck, fuck.

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Post by ZaphodBurner » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:01 am

OregonRed wrote:FUCK!!! How the fuck is it that I can spend 355 days planning for the fucking playa, and still run out of fucking time to get everything done?
Fuckin' SERIOUSLY!

The two bands in our camp have a gig together tonight...no last-minute shopping or building here...'cause we load the fuckin' wagons and roll tomorrow morning.....

EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!

*fuckin' freakout dance*
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Post by HughMungus » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:10 am

Well, I have the opposite problem. Because we're travelling from so far away, all our arrangements have already been made and all our crap is currently being shipped to LA. So now, after basically a year of endlessly-changing plans and things to do, I have nothing to do except pack my clothes.

3 fucking days!!!

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Post by Ash_ » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:30 am

I've been so excited since I got my ticket.
The guy I'm going with made a dome. I helped more than I wanted to, just to be told I did a crappy job.
He's been on my case all week about everything I do wrong, and treating me like a child.
He's on his way now to pick up the rentacar, and I don't even want to fucking go anymore.
Not if I have to camp with him.
I'd rather crap jet fuel.
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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:41 pm

Ash_ wrote:I've been so excited since I got my ticket.
The guy I'm going with made a dome. I helped more than I wanted to, just to be told I did a crappy job.
He's been on my case all week about everything I do wrong, and treating me like a child.
He's on his way now to pick up the rentacar, and I don't even want to fucking go anymore.
Not if I have to camp with him.
I'd rather crap jet fuel.
i strongly recommend a plan B when you get there.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:52 pm

Here's Plan "C": When y'all stop for gas, take off in the car when the prick is off in the potty taking a pee and leave his fucking ass there.

I'm sure you did an excellent job helping out!!! Don't allow that buttface to make you feel bad. You go have a great time out on the playa.

Fuck... I'm feeling so assertive, aggressive, and spunky today. FUCK YEAH!!!

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Post by ZaphodBurner » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:56 pm

Ash_ wrote:I've been so excited since I got my ticket.
The guy I'm going with made a dome. I helped more than I wanted to, just to be told I did a crappy job. He's been on my case all week about everything I do wrong, and treating me like a child. He's on his way now to pick up the rentacar, and I don't even want to fucking go anymore. Not if I have to camp with him. I'd rather crap jet fuel.
The interesting thing about the playa is, if you're an asshole to somebody, they have a tendency to disappear on you. Take no prisoners, take no shit.

(Just make sure you find another ride home.)

Have a good burn. Stop by Zaphod @ Amensia and 3:30 for root beer if it gets too hot for you.

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Post by Ash_ » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:11 pm

Yeah, I'm kind of thinking about running off... but uh, what about all my water and snackies?!

I bought 16 rolls of assorted film anyway. I'll be spending my whole time taking pictures.

Been trying to practice spinning poi, but the ones I made are heavier than I am, and everytime I wanna play, no one wants to watch. :cry:
I made a staff out of some leftover conduit, but haven't even fucked with it. I hate Kevlar. I hate it good.
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Post by Ash_ » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:53 pm

FUCK, I burned my arm.
FUCK, I twisted my ankle trying to ride a bike for the first time in ... myep.

I'm gonna be hitchin' rides piggy-back style.
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How many other synonyms for "FUCK"?

Post by JediDale » Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:34 pm

Copulate, Reproduce, Make Love, Screw, Poke, Nail, Drill, Hammer, Bang,
Boink, Bop, Ding, Doink, Fornicate, Frump, Hump, Bump, Lay.
You don't have to..Believe Everything I Say...because your unconscious will hear this.
Your unconscious can Do anything It wishes..
But your conscious mind isn't going to do
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Post by Kinetic IV » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:37 pm

I hope that fucking hurricane doesn't knock out any major refineries or it's going to be one expensive fucking ride home.
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Post by jinx_sf_burner » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:09 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
jinx_sf_burner wrote:Do you ever shut up? Really.
That Other Board doesn't have a fucking monopoly on people who care about PJ, you know.

My humblest apologies. Monopoly doesn't equal respect in my opinion.

What PJ is having right now is some very personal time with his family and closest friends. I'd like to give him a little respect.

The last thing he needs is an influx of 3rd and 4th degree people horning in on it. Luckily he has already closed down his email account. Spam me, I'll send it*.









*didn't say where I'd send it.
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Post by dreaem » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:38 pm

Where the fuck is my ticket? Do you have it? I'll pay $100 because I can only go for 3 fucking days. Drea
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Post by AntiM » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:50 am

Fuck! We had to park in the Sands RV lot because we have a trailer and we stupidly forgot to slap the padlocks on the topper on the blazer as it was strapped down pretty securely. Monday night some worthless fuck fucking stole my hanging closet bag of costumes out of it. A brand new furry coat, a gold brocade trench, two nice sets of wings, Larry's black velvet goth dress and his pink tulle prom dress, a Denny's jumpsuit, Larry's white tuxedo tails, and two handmade capes, one of old Japanese silks. The cape especially upsets me, it was made with my grandmother's old silver mink collar.

I KNOW it is my own fault for forgetting the locks; I'm fucking pissed at myelf and thinking, evil evil thoughts about what should and could happen to the thief. I hope some homeless meth addict is having fun traipsing around in a pink tutu and fairy wings. Fucking bastard. Probably will drop it into a dumpster and that pisses me off too. And no, it did not fly out along the road, we caravan and Genius was close behind us; something that large would have be visible and obvious if it worked out of the topper.

(I know, I could be from the Gulf Coast and have lost everything, I'm really just whining and blowing off steam)

Well fuck me, but other than that it was a fantabulous burn.

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Post by karine » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:42 pm

Fuck! I can't fucking believe those fucking assholes stole your fucking costumes- Those fucking frieky fuckers!

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Post by robbidobbs » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:41 am

I need to say FUCK very loudly right now.

I am sick and fucking TIRED of being treated like the schizophrenic child that everyone's fucking embarrassed about.

Sick of being humored.
Sick of being shut down.
Sick of being ignored.
Sick of the apathy.
Sick of being socially ostracized because of what I do.
Sick of the self-angrandizing, narcissistic DIPLOMACY that never solves the problem.
Sick of people being too fucking busy with their fucking BULLSHIT to see the fucking dragon for what it is.

Sick of hearing "We appreciate your enthusiasm, BUT"

That was me on the fucking megaphone on Thursday and Friday.
That was me on the streets introducing myself to passers-by.
That was me interviewing drivers constantly.
That was me soliciting help from camps and art cars.
That was me who had very little in the way of "fun" when the shit-storm began on tuesday..

<voice in the background>
And did I get laid?
NO!

<return to rant>
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG???
Veterans are tired of hearing the message, and they aren't listening anymore. It's the newbies we ALL need to reach. I've become alienated long enough because of poor advertising practices.

I think about shit a LOT, so you don't have to.

I got to witness those guys shoveling baby-wipes out of the dumpster, and picking debris out of the Centrifuge, and I hurt for them. My boss witnessed it too, and supported me thru the whole mess.

Did "they" see it? Did "they" get the full wrath of Mike? NO!
Because I AM the "serious effort", and I gawddamn better start getting some fucking respect. I don't have all the fucking answers, but I have a LOT of energy to get them. I just need fucking suppport... interface, liasoning, communication, tete-a-tetes.
FUCKING TALK TO ME!

JotS loves me, and ePlayans love me, and my boss loves me, that makes me feel better.

Thanks for listening.

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Post by Fire Wire » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:53 am

I'll be back!!!

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Post by nova_mike » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:34 am

Fire Wire wrote:I'll be back!!!
Fuck off

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