Your Favorite Mixed Metaphors

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:08 pm

“I always like to beef up these vegetarian dishes with a little broccoli.”

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:01 pm

This thread sank to the bottom of the pond like a lead ballon...

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:20 pm

You can beat a dead horse with an ugly stick, but you can't make him drink.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:27 am

He's not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer.

MissNev · Post by **MissNev** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:44 pm

It's not so funny when the horse is on the other shoe!!

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:14 pm

Don't count your chickens before they go to hell in a handbasket.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:19 pm

"We're gonna pick up the pieces, and retie the knot."

"Our goal was seventeen percent, and as you can see, we knocked that one out of the water."
(Actual quote from corporate middle management type)

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:21 pm

"Just stop moving forward in a backward fashion"
"Feel the numbness create nothiness"
"Enjoy your delusions, for reality may cause you pain"
"He who knows, knows not, yet he who knows not, knows"
"Negativity is positively the best worst experience"
"Just let go, and hang on"
"Whats the difference between apathy and empathy? I don't know and I don't care!"

Ok! So if some of these seem a little flaky, it's probably because earilier tonight I got whacked in the head with a a bolt sticking out of my fire staff and drew blood as well as received a nice little lump! Teach me to twirl in the gusting wind! Luckily, I had some sense and it was not lit!

"Practicing new moves in the wind can cause me to feel old and stationary"

Genuinely In Pain,

Jedi Dale Of Reno

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:47 am

I'd call you a bestial, sadistic necrophile....But that'd be beating a dead horse.

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:13 pm

If the shoe fits, you have to break a few eggs.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:10 am

To make an omelette, you're going to have to step on a few toes.

people for sale · Post by **people for sale** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:18 pm

"Black & White Night: Bring unique black and white clothes for a very colorful evening."
--actual event description on resort website

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:56 pm

No good deed goes unpunished.

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:24 pm

AntiM wrote:No good deed goes unpunished.

As a philosophy student, I can't read stuff like that without overthinking it...BUT I LOVE THE METAPHYSICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THAT STATEMENT!!!

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:24 pm

"Some minds can't grasp what the hands can't feel"

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:48 am

"Put your money where your horse's mouth is."
--RStevens

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:30 am

The fat lady has left the building.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:28 am

"You can't play hide the salami, or whatever it's called. He's got to out there and say something about this woman."

-Howard Dean, on President Bush and his Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:59 am

Let's get this ball on the road.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:09 am

I took an awful spill
and now I`ve got a crack in my butt.

_____E. ViLLe Dustburger_____
Talking to the manager at Walmart

kilngod · Post by **kilngod** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:05 pm

Does the Pope wear his pointy hat while he's shitting in the woods?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:31 pm

Pull your head out of your ass
and smell the roses.

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:21 pm

Give him enough rope and he will die by the sword.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:32 pm

Paper Tigers
Nipping at my heels

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:20 pm

We don't want to open THAT Pandora's box of worms!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:13 pm

Ten points for CWL.

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:26 pm

Three warning shots to the head.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:36 pm

Preaching to the choir while hiding the salami.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:51 pm

That's putting a stitch in time before the horse.

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