The Bar

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:48 pm

Ahh the good old days... when a kid could mess with such stuff and nobody hardly raised an eyebrow.

Don't the potatos blow apart?

Hell no... they lauch like a mother...

good night... I'm outta here too.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:42 pm

uummm, Has anyone seen a bottle of 43 around here. I'm practicing for going to Spain to the euroburn. You can't survive in Spain if you don't like the taste of 43. It has also been known to make you brave for the Fiesta de San Fermin[Pamplona]
Dan

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:09 pm

Sheesh.......that was dang near 24 hours without a post in here! Sorry, I haven't seen any 43 in here, Can't sit still.

*grabs a Corona out of the cooler, cracks it open and takes a swig.....*

Everyone have a great evening!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:27 pm

Hmm, never heard of Licor 43 until you posted here about it. I will have to try some. I have been more partial to Glava recently.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:50 pm

The campgrounds in Spain have it on tap. Supposedly the recipe is from 200 B.C. The main 43 ingredients are fruits and flowers???? I don't know!
I'm a lightweight and I don't drink. That's impossible around Aussies so I had to find something that didn't mess up my stomach. For me 43 and milk is hard to put down. It is Yummmmmmy.

Thanks for looking Martian

Q. Do you know how to tell if there was an Aussie at your party??
A. When you finally find your camera, it has 20 pics of bare bums.
Dan

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:53 pm

Good evening, who’s around?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:31 pm

There are no bar patrions....

only Zuul.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:44 pm

I am sometimes, but not all the time and sometimes this thing will say I am here when I am really someplace else because chances are good that the browser window is either minimized or I have actually closed it and the session hasn't timed out yet ... so THERE!

infinitebliss · Post by **infinitebliss** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:05 pm

I am not here drinking tequila
I am under the tree next to the cat by the crow
visibly taken by a drunken fairy
wondering how unity is distracted by disharmony

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:18 am

urghhh...two days later and I'm still not fully with it...

coffee....coffee

decomp was fab.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:59 am

Here drink this!!

(slides a big cup of steaming java down the bar to sputnik)

Glad you had a good decomp. If the weather there was anythinig like here, then it was pretty much perfect.

Squidly · Post by **Squidly** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:03 am

Woke up to snow on the ground here. UGH!
Still snowing but warming up to rain soon. Don't know which is worse!

I could use a steaming mocha. Got any of that behind the bar?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:11 am

Consider your slack trimmed neatly...on the house.

My pleasure.

One hot mocha..
.with the tiniest splash of Kaluha!..
.for sanitary purposes.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:15 pm

Woke up to snow on the ground here.

snow, huh? Makes my bones ache just thinking about it.

Consider your slack trimmed neatly...

Oh, Oh... I want my slack trimmed too!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:18 pm

You seem to keep your slack nice and tidy
but I`ll trim your slack up anytime LeChat!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:20 pm

snip snip snip

quaff quaff quaff

there!

Better?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:21 pm

While you're trimmin', how about giving me a mohawk? Don't you think a strip from head to tail would be cool?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:24 pm

I like leaving my slack long, in fact you could cut me some extra slack, Please

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:28 pm

I thought they did kitty waxing in the back room ?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:29 pm

You might look a bit like Pepe` Lepue with a stripe down the back.
We could of course dye it purple...
...Maybe you`d like it "high & tight"?
Still short on the sides, ...with a little more accent on the "butch"???

I have to confess
I`m good with the shears
shaky with the scissors!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:32 pm

Zule
would you like to pick up somebody else`s slack?
Plenty of that around.
it`s kinda hard to cut extra as it seems to be really slow growing.

Squidly · Post by **Squidly** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:36 pm

Hey, are you guys making fun of my slack?

I need all of it I can get.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:37 pm

Yeah, yeah... buzz it close on the sides and spike up whats left the back.

Waxing?

What's waxing?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:37 pm

I don’t know if i pick up somebody else slack this time they always expect me to pick up the slack, I’ve got a lot on my plate as it is.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:38 pm

Your slack is safe with us.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:39 pm

Okay, I'm replyin' late but I'm always late..

Chai wrote:If you'd like to PM me about this issue, please feel free.

No worries, it's all water under the bridge. I feel all better now... Well, at least I'm no longer in the mood to 'flame his pants off'.

LeChatNoir wrote:(pounces on Sensei's head and jumps up and down tigger style)

Black Kitty, you have no idea how much I need that. Spot on!

To the rest of you barflies: Ask yourself this, are you really drinking enough tequila? Hmmm? Be honest. Oh, you can easily lie to po' ol' Sensei, but be true to yourself.

Bottoms up, people!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:44 pm

I think a little Mescal may be in order,
something nice and smokey!
....slides a XXX bottle across the bar...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:45 pm

are you really drinking enough tequila?

No... shameful as it may be. I'm simply undernourished when it comes to tequila.

And now I must head back to the shop before someone pounces on the opportunity to dip me in hot paraffin and rip out all my fur. Why ever would someone treat their kitty in such a fashion?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:46 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
What's waxing?

Wax on
Wax off(in a hurry)

anyone see "40 yr. old virgin?"

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:50 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:And now I must head back to the shop before someone pounces on the opportunity to dip me in hot paraffin and rip out all my fur. Why ever would someone treat their kitty in such a fashion?

Um, 'cause they're good eatin', silly! Why else?

Spent hours and hours last night talkin' with Gigs. She was drinking to-kill-ya and actually ate the freakin' worm - without puking mind you. I was waaay impressed.

She said to say 'Hi' to all, and 'quack-quack' to Zule...

I gots to get out today while that strange flaming orange ball in the sky is still there. Keep my seat warm, will ya'?