LET'S ALL SNEAK OUT TO THE DESERT AGAIN! PASS IT ON!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:04 pm

Don't tell anybody. We'll just go.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:05 am

I've already got my dome up, and I'm half drunk already!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:31 am

Pssst.
Can I camp by you guys?
I brought a charcoaler, hickory
and a quarter cow.
As soon as Montana sees the smoke
I`m sure she`ll be here too!
heh heh
smell that marvelous dust?
smells like victory.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:34 am

do i smell hik'ry? and white russians? YEAHHHHHHHHH! lemme go get my bike and my dust mask! oh, i've been wishing for this! EDB!!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:42 am

Hi Baby!!!

Oh Oh!!!
That sure is a fast moving white-out headed our way!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O O
---------VAROOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!------------------ <(@)IIIII(@)>

Goddam Dodge Neons!

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:45 am

it sure is Sweety!!! can i slide inside your big black gorilla coat with you? wheeeeee!!! white out!!!!!!!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:53 am

(note to self: bring giant ramps to place around my Playa camp during non-BM times in case of "white outs")

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:36 am

alrighty! i'm throwing some bologna on the smoker...who wants to cruise over to the Liver's End?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:51 am

We can all ROLL over there in the Dungbeetle MUV!

....Don't stand in front of the nozzles, though....

*crap!* Spilled my PBR.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:07 am

HEY, just clean up after yourselves when you go.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:44 am

eMOOP? Never.

...Hey! Did you guys see the giant inflatable walrus? I think Jellyfish's inside that damn thing...

Since we're virtual, shall we Burn The Man daily? (*suddenly naked, and brandishing fire poi*)

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:46 am

oh yes! definitely! is there a 'gasso asso' on our virtual playa?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:51 am

YES.....and it's "gift at the pump" ONLY. Fill 'er up!

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:19 am

You are not alone. http://www.aeropac.org/blackrock.shtml

You may need a bulletproof tent. http://www.boingboing.net/2005/09/29/hi ... etry_.html
Dan

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:29 am

gyre wrote:Don't tell anybody. We'll just go.

It'll never happen. Can't be done. You simply cannot gather a bunch of counterculture artists, muscians, performers and adventurers together in a barren desert.

You'd have chaos, anarchy, nudity, alcohol, sex, paganism, communism, people with purple hair, guys in girls clothes, girls with no clothes, illicit dancing and music, people urinating.

Sorry. It's just an impossibility. The only way is to have rules and laws and lawyers and government and permits and guns and people in suits, you'd have to pave everything and build toilets and have dumpsters... How are all those hippies gonna get out there? Drive? Nobody's walked across the desert out there since they last time they did. Where would they plug in their televisions? How would they have telephone service and cable TV?
It's a long walk to the nearest mall, there's no church or even a 7-Eleven. Do they even KNOW how to build a fire to survive?

Pipe dream. Get over it.

-c

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:48 am

HAH! No smoked bologna for YOU!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:31 am

Hey....where's all that smoke coming from?

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:29 pm

[Rides up on a sparkly recumbent bike, wearing a wolf mask]
Hey, guys, I made it!
Here's a half-deer and a whole salmon to stick in the smoker.
Anyone wanna see my surgery scar?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:36 pm

OOOOOOOOOOO Scars!!!
(I`ll show you mine if you show me yours)

And Salmon!
YOU are a very pleasing addition to our little Playa-que.

Just flop your meat down and sit a spell!
I hope you`ve been doing well.

God that smoker is smelling good!!!

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:40 pm

Don't mind if I do...

Here, check it out! Ain't it a beaut? Twenty staples! Healed up nice and fast too, that's why I could come to this lil' shindig.

Peppermint tea, anyone?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:48 pm

Nice scar!
Mine has been healed up for quite a while.
See it starts here and goes all the way down to...
...well, we won`t go there....

Tea sounds good.
Bologna anyone?
I have Plenty of Bologna.

Mr.? · Post by **Mr.?** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:52 pm

(Park Ranger - Dressed in Khaki with official logo and badges talking on a 2-way radio walks up to address a small gathering of hippies on the playa.)

Ranger: Hello guys, I need verify a permit for this event. Are you guys aware you are embarking on Federally preserved land. If you can’t present me with a permit for this camp I’m going to have to ask you leave immediately.

(A man dressed as a clown and wearing only a rhinestone G-string with rainbow suspenders attached to attempts reason with the Ranger.)

Clown: Who the hell are you, and how did you know about this?

Ranger: I’m the guy who is here to rain on your parade, and some guy named, “ZaphodBurner” called in a complaint to HQ about 2 hours ago? NOW ABOUT THAT PERMIT!

Clown: Oh sure thing buddies, sorry about that. The permit is right over here in this tent come here I’ll show you. Here it is right inside the tent on that sleeping bag.

(The clown zips open the tent and extends his index finger into the opening toward the sleeping bag.)

Ranger: Stand back I’ll get it.

(Ranger squats down and puts his head through the opening and reaches for the piece of paper on the bag… Then WACK!!!!)

(The clown is now standing above the slumping park ranger who is bleeding from his massive head wound, and holding a long piece of rebars dripping with blood.)

Clown: Fire up the smoker boys! WE GONNA HAVE A PLAYA Q TONIGHT!!

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:58 pm

Yep, it's the good ol' days alright.
Good thing I brought me Kalishnikov...
Now where are those Barney stuffies? Where's the yellow truck with the welded-on horns when ya need it?!?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:03 pm

Sneaks out......sets up her dome and cracks open a beer.
Howdy friends! Sure is beautiful out here!

*Starts the howl as the sun sets*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:07 pm

* in the distance across he open playa what appears at first to be a giant bug with an clumsy gate moving towards the small cluster of tents and domes. As it comes closer it becomes recognizable as a machine. Something that looks like it’s been made out of an old ford van, some farm and lumbering machinery, and god knows what else. The giant bug lurches, teeters, falls forward and lurches again, steam boiling from under the hood as it comes to rest next to Martianskys dome. Zule leans out of the window *

I hope you don’t mind if I camp here I don’t think it will go any further.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:57 am

anyone care for leftover park ranger and brie omelets? i'm frying up some bacon too! EDB? chai tea with lots of milk?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:03 am

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*Hmmmm?*.....
Chai Tea???
Oh Yes!!!
Mmmmmmm-morning everybody.

Hmmmm. Think I`ll pass on the ranger, and go for some

~~~~~~~BACON~~~~~~~~~~

And I don`t mean Kevin.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:05 am

I'd love a brie omelet minus the ranger please, thanks Montana!
How are you this morning?

Z, you are certainly welcome to camp next to me!
*leaves a chilled brewski on the hood for him*

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:06 am

bbbbbb...aaaaa.....cccccc......ooooooo...nnnnnn!!!

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:08 am

great! i hate to have to hike out of here to go to work....do you think that i can call in sick on your satellite phone? how are you?

LET'S ALL SNEAK OUT TO THE DESERT AGAIN! PASS IT ON!

LET'S ALL SNEAK OUT TO THE DESERT AGAIN! PASS IT ON!

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