The Bar

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:14 pm

Out of the NEB rockets an ice cold PBR and smacks eviLLe in the ear.

OUCH!! Damn. that was a fast beer! SlurrrrrrrrP! Burp!

Thanks!

guess I`ll sneak out to the playa with some more gear.

later Ya`ll

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:19 pm

Alright, I'm back in the house and thinking I like these drinks lying around here.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:25 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:
tisha2 wrote: didja know we have a burn party this weekend in Humboldt??? huh, huh, didja??
I would LOVE to be there.
Gotta stay in the midwest But
I will get to go to my sunny riverbank tomorrow(Neosho River)
It`s supposed to be 80s and sunny all weekend
sometimes "high pressure" is a good thing

gotta quick beer?

yeah...i figured it wasn't around here...no one ever comes here...

i am just about outta here. my theater is guest-bartending at a downtown bar for the monthly open Arts night. gotta go support the team!! (from the receiving end, however...sigh...what i do for these people...)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:57 pm

To-kill-ya always puts me in a rowdy sort of mood.

BARKEEP! I'll have a half-dozen shots of the cheapest shit you've got back there. Yes, it's time for the Sauza.

You know, when the worst you've got is Sauza, life really isn't all that bad.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:11 pm

*pours 10 shot glasses full of ethanol from a gallon can ,... moves ashtray a good arms length away *

Here you go Sensei

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:13 pm

Ah, ethanol... Nature's own.

Say, did someone recently turn down the lights or am I going blind?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:18 pm

... an sho I shaid to him, hey thash pretty good. Doesh your wife play, too? HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Hey! Where'sh ever'body go?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:21 pm

Hey guys! Z, good choice.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:22 pm

Here let me light the lantern I don’t think you should be around matches right now,... there

ethyl alcohol with natural sweeteners from the good earth nothing better,...

don’t worry it’s unleaded

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:23 pm

The last time I had anything like this was the fruit we got that was soaked in everclear...wow!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:25 pm

(Wanders in)...

Hey, has anyone seen the kerosene for my lanterns?? I had it in this gallon ethanol can, and...

(Looks over at Sensei, who looks quite trashed...)

Hey, you're supposed to be ruining this place, not vice versa!!

(Looks at the remaining shotglasses of oily-looking liquid in front of him...)

Uh... Oops... never mind...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:25 pm

I accidently flicked my cigarette ash in the last one and burned my freakin' eyebrows off when I went to drink it.

I'll have another, puh-lease.

Oh, and a warning: Gigs is workin' on gettin' her 'net access real soon. So sit up straight, ya' hear?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:26 pm

I’ve never had fruit in everclear but I have gotten a good buzz from brandied peaches before, Mmm tasty too

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:27 pm

I won't mention 151 brownies, then...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:29 pm

Oh, I love brownies. The more goodies in them the better.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:31 pm

the Brownies were really good, but we had to eat them pretty fast because the rum evaporated off fast in the desert, fantastic excuse to down a pan of brownies in the flash of an eye,...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:34 pm

Oddly enough, under the kitchen sink at home I've got one fifth, one large flask, and two ass-pocket sized flasks of Everclear. Not that I've ever been tempted to open 'em, I just feel better knowing they're there.

Okay, I tasted it straight once a million years ago. I was impressed with the total lack of flavor - just 100% pure burn. An interesting sensation, to be sure.

Which reminds me: while passing thru Reno a couple years back, I stopped and picked up a couple of bottles of the stuff. Only later did I realize that I'd bought 151 proof Everclear. I thought it was all 190 proof, but I learned otherwise that day. You should have seen the tears! Buyer beware, indeed...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:36 pm

So Sensei what’s Giggles been up to ( besides about here on you ) she worken?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:37 pm

Some of the fire breathers use that stuff rather than kerosene (or whatever it is they blow).

Now tell me Z, are you saying that these brownies were soaked in the 151 after they were baked?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:40 pm

Well, ah'd say she's workin' on a-gettin' work...

Man, I got that Arkansas style down cold!

She's got some irons in the fire as we speak (type) and I think she'll be working again soon.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:41 pm

Soaked, stewed, and sprayed on right before consumption. There's only so much booze a brownie can hold...

bb, former brownie...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:41 pm

Gee I feel like looking up the boozy fruit thread and get all Martha Stuart with it thinking about holiday treats,.... Naw it’ll never happen

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:42 pm

I'd love to eat some brownies!

They're so much tastier than girl scouts, don't you think?

Thank you, Bar-B-Sue!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:44 pm

Yeah, and when you eat a boozed up brownie she giggles a lot

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:46 pm

Oh my! Mopre booze!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:47 pm

And when you eat a boozed up Giggles, she...

Wait a second. Where was I going with that?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:52 pm

le sigh

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:55 pm

Okay, thash it. I'm 86'in myshelf for the resh of the night.

Sput, I'd drink with ya's anytime. Same for you, Zule. Bar-B-Sue? You're too good to be true.

G'night all!

(It's break time here at work. I'm going to call Gigs and apologize fer my drunkin' behaviour. The punishment will be quite severe, I can assure you.)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:56 pm

The way this has gone I had to crack open a warm beer because I didn’t have any cold in the house,.. I’m just glad I don’t have any kerosene lanterns around here.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:57 pm