Think About It but Not Too Much

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:23 am

You know those return envelopes various companies give you to
pay your bills with?
You know, Water Bill, Gas Bill, Magazine Renewal...etc.
Well
You aren`t just Licking everything they send you...
...Are you?

think about it
but not too much

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:30 am

I always keep my tongue in my head, except when I see the Apokiliptika Interrogation Corps!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:40 am

Mild suction is OK.
But
Mixing compressed air and genitalia
can be harmful if not fatal.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:22 pm

...but I have it on good authority that mixing cheap tequila with genitals is delightful! (assuming, of course, that it is done with a proper chaperone)

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:50 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...but I have it on good authority that mixing cheap tequila with genitals is delightful! (assuming, of course, that it is done with a proper chaperone)

THE BIG TONGUE HAS SPOKEN.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:59 am

Never run with your hands in your pockets.
Just don`t do it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:09 pm

Not even if they're clutching scissors?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:08 pm

Remember those 3-wheeled ATV`s ?
Talk about a remarkable little piece of engineering...
.and...
Talk about wearing your ass for a hat.