The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:19 pm

Mozy comes in to give tisha2 a big hug

oops hugs to hard.... cystic growth pops out and falls on the floor.

Oh.. OH... you ok.. looks at the floor oh ........

.......there you go.

pours a kelt cognac.....

... would you like one.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:41 pm

My sister had cysts.......we named the big one Newt(aliens) it was the size of a nerf football. She had to have most of the goods(borrowed your great word) removed. Her co-workers gave her a get well basket that included a nerf football!

*slides Tisha a double Makers on rocks*
To your quick recovery!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:46 pm

I’ll drink to Tisha’s girlie bits anytime !

Hi M, how’s it going?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:54 pm

scuffs the ground,.. everybody's gone, was it something I said,.... shucks * wanders out *

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:55 pm

*runs in and gives Z a hug and a kiss on the cheek*

How ya doing tonight, Z?
I'm just about to head to bed.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:43 am

Any of you dogs got a hair for a hung cock?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:07 am

RobbiDobbs wanders in

Howdy BC. I'm having Kahlua and coffee.

She jumps behind the bar, and makes coffee.

What would you like? There's a jug of corn squeezin's back here. Kind of rough for most, I'll warn ya.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:12 am

I think that's what did me in yesterday. Last thing I remember was Mozy's dotted line treatment of my privates. Woke up this morning smelling like fish. May have been the blanket.

Make it a double. Thanks.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:16 am

You slept with the NEB? Now that's disturbing.

Here's M's magic wand. Let's just poof that blanket back to pristineness, wouldn't want to disturb the Cowboy.

She hands BC a mug with 2 shots.

Just like on the farm.

Mozy's dotted line treatment of my privates

Sorry I missed that.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:26 am

Luv ya RBDB. Cheers.
Pfffssst (spit take)
Whoa. Guess I can't say you didn't warn me. Maybe I'd better ease into this with one of those you've got. Yes indeedy.
The dotted line treatment: remember back to cartoons when the bruiser was scoping Olive Oil's ass end? Animators use a dotted line to illustrate a stare. Cartoon characters such as yours truly are up on that shit.
So Robbi, I figured you'd want to keep that wand for yourself. Lord knows you know how to use it! 'course I'm hopin' you won't feel compelled to solo while I'm here.
(wirey smile, wiggling eyebrow)

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:36 am

I'm not exactly in the mood for performance art this morning. Thanks all the same.

The wand is best for doing magickally virtual insta-special effects. It's especially good for cleaning the Bar after a wild night.

Here's a mug of Kahlua n coffee, if that's more your speed.

I should probably mozey on down to the library here soon. I need another escapist book, as I just finished The Terminal Man. Been on a Michael Crichton kick for a while, and have just one of his books left I haven't read: Great Train Robbery. I need to see if it's been returned yet.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:41 am

Wish I could refer you to a good barnyard novel, but all I know is chicken scratches. Ug gug gug. Ahem.

Yes, khalua good, corn whiskey harsh. What do you call this concoction? Looks like, well, frankley, something associated with one's other end. Cheers.

Kiss me before you go.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:53 am

BigCock wrote:Yes, khalua good, corn whiskey harsh. What do you call this concoction? Looks like, well, frankley, something associated with one's other end. Cheers.

I dunno, it's from a fond Playa memory. I had a lovely respite last year at Station 9. It was Sunday morning, and I was badly in need of some alchoholic relaxant. I wandered into the lounge area, and there were 3 medics there who'd been up all night. I plopped down on the folding chair, and one of them offered to me anything that was left on their meager bar. Someone had made coffee, and there was still some left. I jumped on it, and was pleased and delighted that the coffee was still warm, and there was about a half bottle of Kahlua and some milk and sugar sitting there. Someone was paying attention that morning. I sat there, sipping this concoction, and chatted with them for a good hour. Thanking them, I then danced away, a bit softer around the edges, and a warm glow going.

Gotta go now. Nice to see ya BC.
<smooch>

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:55 am

she left with her soft edges and warm glow. guess i'll mozey too.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:42 pm

Hey all. I need a quick shot of something to stimulate the brain. Any suggestions?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:59 pm

beer?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:09 pm

I saw this crazy looking stuff in a liquor business magazine at work the other day. I can't remember what it was called, but it was like hpnotiq. It is a mix of rum, tequila, ginseng, guarana, and caffine. Give or take a few ingredients. Anyways, it looked really interesting.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:14 pm

Hmmm...beer would be good, but right now I need something more like what Blue suggests.

Who's got the majick wand?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:23 pm

Hmm, I suppose I should pull out my wand. Especially since I already have an idea of what the stuff is.

gives a wave of the wand and a shot appears in front of Sputnik

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:26 pm

A perfect!

This should help me whip out this...paper...in no time flat.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:30 pm

Hmm, wish I could remember the name of the stuff now. It looked like pretty crazy stuff. I may have to look at work tomorrow otherwise it'll just bug me forever.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:36 pm

Well, I looked up what you said, but that was Vodka and Brandy and tropical fruit juices. Sounded good, but not as good as this stuff.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:29 pm

Hellooo!

ooo, scary echo in this BARnyard. of course, i do scare easy .....

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:30 pm

Well, I will find out what that stuff is called tomorrow. Even if it takes hours, while I'm working.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:31 pm

without looking away from her laptop, pours a guiness and slides it down the bar to Joel.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:41 pm

BRILLIANT!

beer is good.

thank you.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:57 pm

Oh hey Tisha, nice jointcha got here. Got anything suitably fowl for an overdone cluck like me?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:12 pm

well, thanks for the compliment...hmmmm - fowl, huh?

ooh! well the guy who could always find a drink for the occaision just happens to be wandering around outside...hang on -

HEY SANDWICHMAN!!!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:19 pm

tisha2 wrote:HEY SANDWICHMAN!!!!

Hiya, what is the reccommended for a cold. Son and I are both home today. I guess it is that time of year again.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:21 pm

Chicken soup. Now how bout a drink? Getting a little limp here ......