LET'S ALL SNEAK OUT TO THE DESERT AGAIN! PASS IT ON!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:26 pm

Offto the airport to see if I can see the city from the air

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:33 pm

Fishy....here's a message from Robotland he asked me to pass it on to you....

Make sure Cryptofishie stomps out the fire after today's Burn, would you? (I'll miss the VirtuPlaya, while I'm gone tomorrow!)

I guess with the giant Monty Python foot.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:34 pm

Weee! Stomp stomp stomp!!

Party in the big toe! Who's got the boos?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:38 pm

BOOS! BOOS!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:39 pm

Yeah! Weee! Boos! Boo-urns!!!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:17 am

*wearing thick glasses*
I was saying Boo-Urns.....

Thanks fer stompin'....sorry I missed the HappyFootBurn. Want to pick today's Theme?

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:25 am

Moop-resistant-playa-pillow-fight!!!!!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:50 am

*WHUMP*

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:55 am

It's getting late in the day, so I'll announce the theme now....

BACON.

The Man fries in two hours.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:23 am

Will there be pepper available?

*WHUMP*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:24 am

A C-130 aircraft comes into view from the south bearing due north at 15,000ft.
Almost directly overhead the aircraft appears to be jetisoning a large
piece of cargo and several smaller objects.
Immediately a large parachute canopy opens above the large object, then other parachutes begin opening and travelling windward north towards deep playa. They gradually descend and fade from view behind a mountain peak......

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:28 am

*puts on her goggles and dust mask, loads up her quad-bike with water and supplies*

Anyone else want to go out and see what's in those containers?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:32 am

A cloud appears on the horizon, drawing slowly closer and what originally sounds like a faint hum begins to sound more like motors and gears .

vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:35 am

*gets out the binoculars......*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:57 am

....with binoculars, you can just make out an M1a2 Abrams tank dragging a large skid and a line of various trailers. The strange clanking shuddering Hissing snake of equipment changes course and heads straight for the encampment....
.....GARARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:55 pm

Looks like Apokiliptika's bringin' the bacon!

*ducking*

*WHUMP!*

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:44 pm

*Black Rock privateers slip away from the ranch and suddenly, back on the playa, the Contessa appears on the horizon...*

Either the army came for bacon or this will be the first-ever naval attack to take place in a desert.

*Propagandists e-mail Michael Moore: "The army is attacking a school bus!"*

*Burners in pirate clothes stuff six hundred pounds of black powder into one of Contessa's guns*

"Yawl watch this!"

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:37 pm

[Wolf comes capering back, shifts to Human]

Hey, everyone...sorry, I took off after another blinkenlight and went off on an exploring junket. The wolf body is great for cruising around the Playa!

Let's get that yurt set up, shall we? Dis wolf be cold...

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:28 am

Welcome back, Wolfie! Looks like a melee ahead....Let's get those yurts in a circle!
*swaggering*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:54 am

Ok, Wolfie.....let's set up that yurt!
There's a lot of heavy equipment headed this way.....we better get ready.

ZaphodBurner wrote:

*Burners in pirate clothes stuff six hundred pounds of black powder into one of Contessa's guns*
"Yawl watch this!"

(marvin the martian voice:)
What happened to the boom? There's supposed to be a boom!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:41 am

Today's Theme will be "Damn The Torpedoes"!!!

*untarping a hidden battery of pantzookas*

Where's Jelly? I hired some Special Freelance Interrogators to work on him until he gives us the specs on the Apokizooka.....

meanwhile....*opens a warm PBR*.....anyone?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:59 am

Sounds like warm PBRs are the new rave.......I'd be glad to drink with ya!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:12 am

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tank and trailers arrive >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>>>>big ****BOOOOOOOM! ! !*******(rear trailer explodes)

Hatch opens, and a blackened faced EDB pops head out of Tank.

............"Sorry it took so long to get back...I made the mistake of going back to the default world and got swamped.....someone say PBR ?" don`t mind if I do. Did I miss the BACON?"

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:33 am

There's a heap of bacon on that tarp back there, from the base of the Yesterday Man....*producing a PBR* ...and a warm one fer ya. Cheers!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:39 am

Just FYI...I opened a wormhole from the Bar to that telephone booth over there- *gesturing towards the trash fence, broadly*
.....Should make travel to the Virtuplaya easier, and nobody'll need a designated driver.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:46 am

Wormhole. That's just great. As I recall last time there was a playabased wormhole a years worth of dust got trapped there and then was disbursed in a day. I coughed my throat raw.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:46 am

Cheers Matey!
So what should today`s theme be?
It`s "Friday"..maybe the theme should be "Flare"?

I think I saw some flares back in one of these trailers in a box
marked M-something.....
...let`s see(rifles through trailer)....
M-203...no......M-18A1....no......Mk19.....wow......M-109A6....WOW....
.....MLRS....! ! ! ...I think I may be in trouble.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:47 am

How'd I end up here? I'm virtually amazed at my good fortune. Any PBR left?

....

I kind of liked the Damn the Torpedos idea so I could play chicken with one of those military contraptions. Maybe I'd win for once, it being the year of the rooster and my lucky day and all.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:53 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:Cheers Matey!
So what should today`s theme be?
It`s "Friday"..maybe the theme should be "Flare"?

I think I saw some flares back in one of these trailers in a box
marked M-something.....
...let`s see(rifles through trailer)....
M-203...no......M-18A1....no......Mk19.....wow......M-109A6....WOW....
.....MLRS....! ! ! ...I think I may be in trouble.

Hey wait a minute....I could have sworn I already did this.

Wasn`t I just over there looking for a wormhole or something???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:53 am

Hm. Marine distress flares. Flared jeans. Flaring at the refinery. I guess I'll be a flaring queerfish today.

Got any of those M666s?