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Post by III » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:50 pm

>Sexuality just isn't symmetrical at our level of organization.

which was kind of the point of the whole comment.

you don't need symmetry for balance.
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Post by stu » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:12 pm

Cool! Thanks.
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Post by Blenderhead » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:56 pm

Reading that fucking Sammy Hagar thread got that STUPID fucking song stuck in my head! Fuck Sammy Hagar! He fucking SUCKS.

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Post by III » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:21 pm

fuck yeah!

my fucking birthday is sometime soon, and i hate fucking birthdays so i do my best to fucking forget when mine is going to fucking happen.

one of my friends had invited me over for a dinner party, and realized belatedly that my fucking birthday (which most people don't know about) was on the same day as the party, and apologized for not being able to invite more friends.

i explained my fucking extreme fucking dislike of fucking birthdays.

so she suggested that, to ease the pain of having a fucking birthday, i be allowed to give out birthday spankings to those (willing) other guests in attendence.

i fucking love my friends.
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Post by philosopher » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:15 pm

III wrote:>Sexuality just isn't symmetrical at our level of organization.

which was kind of the point of the whole comment.

you don't need symmetry for balance.
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I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing. Of course you are right that there would be a difference if the masturbator were M or F.

My thought was that a man at the concert would not necessarily be like a man in, say, a city park wearing just a raincoat. Ms. X clearly doesn't evoke the ostensibly metonymic image of a woman flasher masturbating in a raincoat, which is what I was referring to.

Well, anyway, I still think Ms. X was kind of heroic and deserves some recognition. I might say the same thing about a Mr. X if Mr. X seemed like a performance artist to me.

I would sign a petition for either one of them. (Hint, hint.)


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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:06 am

III, You are so fucking easy.

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Post by antron » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:33 am

where the fuck did september go?

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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:23 pm

Why the Fuck is that kid with the scooter at it again? I hate that fucking thing! And why does he have such nice fucking abs? If he didnt have so much acne, I would like to fuck him.
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Post by Kinetic » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:25 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:Why the Fuck is that kid with the scooter at it again? I hate that fucking thing! And why does he have such nice fucking abs? If he didnt have so much acne, I would like to fuck him.
If you catch him when it's dark, you won't even notice. And besides, you won't be around his face much, you'll be too busy with other parts.
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Post by J » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:25 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:Why the Fuck is that kid with the scooter at it again? I hate that fucking thing! And why does he have such nice fucking abs? If he didnt have so much acne, I would like to fuck him.
I don't know how to follow this.
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the power of her performance.

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:25 pm

philosopher wrote:
III wrote:>image your response if it had been a man uninvitedly masturbating at the feet of a female singer...
We can imagine it easily enough, but there is no such simple analogy to be made here. Sexuality just isn't symmetrical at our level of organization.
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One other thing: Even if she were the musician's psycho ex-girlfriend, that wouldn't diminish the power of her performance. Agreed, the text would have a different context, but it would continue to have great power.
Hope I don't come across as a prude here, but power misused can be a terrible thing. Power without context or reason can be fun to watch, but horrible to experience.

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Post by Chimp » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:09 am

Philosopher (Ha!) wrote: "So, here's a petition to BMorg to send this performance artist a comp. ticket (if she can be located) for liberating another patch of ground in the name of radical self-expression."

'liberating a patch of ground?' er, like I hereby liberate this bit of turf. 'Liberate', good grief.

Hmmm, and 'Radical Self Expression' my ass - that woman (in the grand tradition of Somerset loonies) was more than likely ratassed on cheap blotter acid and scrumpy cider whereas the ageing wally with the guitar was just some unpaid 'folk' singing hippy goon and all in all dumping a load of trash on a bonkers exhibitionist masturbating in front of you (performance art? Yeahhh Riight.) is quite simply...

very funny.

and not a socio political act that says 'oh so much' about society, yawn.

I mean c'mon.

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Post by Chimp » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:19 am

+ Free Ticket?

Not much use when you still have to pay about 800 US dollars to fly to Frisco or Reno, then buy a bike, food, water etc, get a ride - all the jazz I and others have to fork out to do BM. perhaps you'll cover those expenses for her to huh?

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Post by blyslv » Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:08 am

I want to get some "fucks" in.

My fucking neighbor just got a container of beautiful furniture shipped from his family's factory in Kenya, lots of it. So I was helping him open it, using a fucking box cutter.

You didn't ask, but here's some fucking advice -- NEVER NEVER flirt with the hot argentian babe when you're cutting twine.

No nerve or tendon damage, but I did get the arterial gouting effect when I sliced my fucking palm. Plus 8 stiches and three days in a cast, any medical bondage enthusiasts out there?

As for the fucking advice -- it's hard to pitch woo in the ER. Don't try it.
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Post by Lydia Love » Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:45 am

Fuckin A!

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Post by antron » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:41 pm

blyslv wrote: any medical bondage enthusiasts out there?
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fuck!

Post by lameass » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:55 pm

Fucking depression makes me want to cry but the fucking paxil won't let me. FUCK!

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Post by Isotopia » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:39 pm

Augment with Viagra. No better reason to get a script.

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Post by herself » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:13 pm

> Fucking depression makes me want to cry but the fucking paxil won't let me. FUCK!

Fucking mania makes me want to have sex but fucking paxil won't let me have an orgasm. FUCK! I still like the paxil anyway though.

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Post by PJ » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:20 pm

herself wrote:Fucking mania makes me want to have sex but fucking paxil won't let me have an orgasm. FUCK! I still like the paxil anyway though.
What's worse, your not having one, or your partner not having one?

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Post by Badger » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:28 pm

PJ, we are not worthy of your selfishness.
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Post by antron » Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:55 pm

fuck!
fucking a's.
post season baseball. that'll make you cry.

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Post by chloe_dancer » Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:35 pm

fucking fuck......i now live in oakland and don't know a fucking soul..... fuck fuck. anyfuckingbody live near me? help
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Post by Raheer » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:05 am

antron wrote:fuck!
fucking a's.
post season baseball. that'll make you cry.
Don't worry; there's always next year. (Good Goddess, that's weird! The Cubs fan telling theA's fan to look forward to next year!)

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Post by blyslv » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:41 pm

Let's talk about fucking, the real fucking, not a curse word.

http://tinyurl.com/q3bq

“Meanwhile, women who have orgasms from being fucked have learned to be quiet about it. Fucking is a suspect preference these days, as handcuffs used to be; after all, everyone knows that penetration is politically incorrect, involving all sorts of issues of gender difference and dominance and submission. Women who want a man to do what only a man can do in bed have to stick to over-40s or men from the Third World who haven't heard that they're supposed to pretend to like cunnilingus. But most American men have to pretend if they want to get laid, just as many women over the millennia have pretended to enjoy intercourse.
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Another reason fucking is out of fashion is that it makes us feel too much. Part of the appeal of oral sex -- and why it is rapidly becoming a favorite of teenagers -- is that it's lite sex. No one loses control, loses track of where they are, forgets that music is playing, screams, or weeps, when someone performs oral sex on them. But fucking stirs deep emotions that go to our core as animals and humans. And with the absence of tenderness and trust between men and women, we're more and more inclined to banish deep emotion from our post-patriarchal lives.”
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Post by rodent » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:08 pm

FUUUCK!!!! why can't I find a FUCKING JOB around here!!!

fuckfuckfuck

I barely have enough FUCKING money to photocopy more FUCKING resumes to hand out to more FUCKING companies that aren't going to FUCKING hire me anyway

fuck

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Post by Lydia Love » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:24 pm

blyslv - what an interesting article.

I am one of those women. I can take or leave the oral. Sex - real honest to goodness sex - for me is getting fucked. And I've been assuming I'm a little weird for that...
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Post by precipitate » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:39 pm

> No one loses control, loses track of where they are, forgets that music
> is playing, screams, or weeps, when someone performs oral sex on
> them.

Hmm. I think that it depends on who's giving and who's receiving. Me, I
like oral sex a lot. If I had to choose between oral sex and vaginal
intercourse, I'd pick the intercourse. But I'd miss the oral sex too.

(didn't read the article, tho, just that excerpt)

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Post by blyslv » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:40 pm

Lydia Love wrote:blyslv - what an interesting article.

I am one of those women. I can take or leave the oral. Sex - real honest to goodness sex - for me is getting fucked. And I've been assuming I'm a little weird for that...
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Why did I assume that you're weird...? Maybe it's an age thing. But when people start blaming things on "patriarchies" and "the woman's movement" I get a little cautious.

Nothing wrong with just liking what you like.
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Post by Lydia Love » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:42 pm

Nothing wrong with just liking what you like.
Yeah, well... I've never been one to let being weird get in the way of that.
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