Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?..................

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:50 pm

Q: As above.

A: To prove to the possum it could be done.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:00 am

I can only speak for myself, and my fellow sun signs:

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21):
These chickens are restless and visionary. They love to explore new horizons and see life as a journey full of adventure. They greet every new experience with a warm heart, a ready smile and an open mind. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world and a spirit which longs to be free.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:17 pm

Q: Why did the punker cross the road?

A: He was stapled to the chicken. (With apologies and love to BC)

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:36 am

Hey now.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:42 pm

I love all you clucks and your speculation entertains me. At the moment I'm crossing Crest Street on the way to Robbidobbs' house. She invited me for chicken dinner and tips on toilet training the chickies. Wonder if she knows what a chicken likes for dinner. P'kaaawwwwk!

Tomorrow there'll be another reason . . .

And BC, you'll be hearing from my lawyer tomorrow about that paternity matter.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:48 pm

Hey now.