why.............

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:07 pm

Why do people bum for money ("Need money for food, please help") when they are wearing Nike shoes, smoking cigarettes (whats the nutritional value of a cigarette?), and drinking a pepsi? Shouldn't they at least be dressed like a fucking bum and act poor?

And why do people actually give those people money?

Help, I don't understand.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:42 pm

<snore....>

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:16 pm

I saw this fat dude with a "Hungry Please Help" sign and a big burrito at his feet smoking a cigarette. it wasnt a cheap burrito either! I have nothing against the homeless, but I do have a thing aganst half assed handoutseekingness, it is really bad around here, I feel like they make it harder for people who really need help. please read my post about San Bruno...

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:23 pm

as long as the topic is WHY... why does this one baby in my neighborhood cry more than all the others put together, and why does he sound like a demon, and why does that sound make me want to rip my ovaries out with my teeth? Why are there so many babies in this neighborhood anyway? I only live here because I'm poor, DAMMIT!

girlie · Post by **girlie** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:30 pm

...And *why* did my neighbour think that adding a small excitable yappy
dog to their mix of larger dogs would be a good idea? And *how* do they
sleep at night with all that barking? And just *what* are they barking at
all night and day? Is it the coyotes, the skunks, the squirrels, or are they
just very talkative animals?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:44 pm

And...

Why is 'up' up and why is 'down' down?

BurningShadow · Post by **BurningShadow** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 2:33 pm

Why must no doors open for me god fucking damnit!!!! So much talent and skill and no1 dares to open a fucking door to a freek!!!!!

trulybinky · Post by **trulybinky** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 2:55 pm

Yeah, and why do they have to have that Burning Man thing so far away from my house? It's so inconvenient for me. And why do they let in all those people I don't like? And why do they let them wear so much patchouli? It's stinky.

[Sorry, but I felt the need to establish at least some small, tenuous link to the larger theme.]

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:11 pm

...And *why* did my neighbour think that adding a small excitable yappy
dog to their mix of larger dogs would be a good idea? And *how* do they
sleep at night with all that barking?

you must live on my block. I was asking myself that same question as I was trying to get some sleep last night.

TheJudge · Post by **TheJudge** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:20 pm

trulybinky wrote:Yeah, and why do they have to have that Burning Man thing so far away from my house? It's so inconvenient for me. And why do they let in all those people I don't like? And why do they let them wear so much patchouli? It's stinky.

What's wrong with patchouli? To be honest, I cant remember smelling patchouli at all this year.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:52 am

What's wrong with patchouli?

Patchouli is just another term for liquid dirt.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:03 pm

Why is it that guys get a theyre sexual peak when they are 18 and single and girls get it when they are 28 and married? I was checking out this guy taking his shirt off today admiring the view, and when he gets closer i see he is the damn punk kid with the noisy ass gas powered scooter that I have been plotting to DESTROY.

antron · Post by **antron** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:42 pm

why do we know what to do after something happens?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:19 pm

[quote"Badger"]

Why is 'up' up and why is 'down' down?

Cus

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:22 pm

[quote"Badger"]

Why is 'up' up and why is 'down' down?

Cus

Correcto. You advance to the semi-division round.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:27 pm

antron wrote:why do we know what to do after something happens?

GOOD ONE!

i've been asking myself that all weekend.
worse the chance in most cases never comes up again.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:29 pm

Why are there more stupid people than smarter people in the world?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:36 pm

Why are there more stupid people than smarter people in the world?

Because if everyone was smart we'd generally be bored to fucking death not having anyone to make fun of.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:38 pm

i thought of that before that's why i phrased it as more stupid than smarter. i did'nt say no stupid people. your right. it would be no fun without them.

"underestimated"

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 6:23 pm

why does my landlord smoke such stinky ciggarettes? they smell awful, I'm going to move.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:54 am

[quote="Angry Butterfly"]Why is it that guys get a theyre sexual peak when they are 18 [quote]

Bullfeathers!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:55 am

Ok, I don't know about guys, but first i hear that wor women it is 28, now someone tells me it is 35, meaning it is only going to get worse! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

warrior queen · Post by **warrior queen** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:07 am

DIGIMAN wrote:Why are there more stupid people than smarter people in the world?

Actually according to the Bell Curve there are the same amount of smart people as stupid people. Its the large amount of mediocre people that drive me fucking insane!!

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:16 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:Ok, I don't know about guys, but first i hear that for women it is 28, now someone tells me it is 35, meaning it is only going to get worse! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing that makes it go away is becoming a mommy. (Skeptical? Check out a bunch of moms and make up your own mind.)

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:57 pm

The only thing that makes it go away is becoming a mommy

Mom's are hot!

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF......

warrior queen · Post by **warrior queen** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:11 pm

If Buddha is balanced and enlightened, why is he fat?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:14 pm

so... why is fat and balanced and enlightened mutually exclusive terms?

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:57 pm

warrior queen wrote:If Buddha is balanced and enlightened, why is he fat?

All other variables being equal, it's often easier to mechanically balance a large object than a diminutive one.

jennnk · Post by **jennnk** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:31 pm

PJ wrote:
warrior queen wrote:If Buddha is balanced and enlightened, why is he fat?
All other variables being equal, it's often easier to mechanically balance a large object than a diminutive one.

is that why i have equilibrium problems?

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:39 pm

PJ wrote:
Angry Butterfly wrote:Ok, I don't know about guys, but first i hear that for women it is 28, now someone tells me it is 35, meaning it is only going to get worse! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing that makes it go away is becoming a mommy. (Skeptical? Check out a bunch of moms and make up your own mind.)

FUCK NO. Not worth it, Ill just keep mastrubating.