The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:48 pm

Sorry to leave you here with the pickle pus, Moz, but I'm outty. Got a dawn to crow at in a few hours.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:53 pm

I know It's ok
I have that cardboard cut out or mannikin thing over there. see you later.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:01 pm

Aaahhh,, wheew! Mozy, that was delicious. And now that BC has put the octopus where it belongs, my heart beat is almost normal. Thanks!

[Washes the glasses & sweeps the dust out the door] Gotta go, too. See you all tomorrow.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:02 pm

good night Bin.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:16 pm

come on baby it's just you and me.
What can I make you?

Huh.. ok here you go a Voodoo Doll

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
orange juice
cranberry juice
Add vodka and chambord to a shaker. Add orange juice and cranberry juice until desired taste. Shake and serve with ice in a cocktail glass.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:25 am

Moz...did you say party?! I am SO there! Can I try an alien nipple? Thanks!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:47 am

Martiansky! great to see you!
alien nipple comming right up.
For one of my First friends I meet here.

I sure missed you.
(((big hugs)))

I have lots of alien drinks for you!

just pick one.

Alien Nipple
Alien Nipple #2
Alien Orgasm
Alien Secretion
Alien Secretion #2
Alien Urine
Alien Urine Sample
Green Alien
Martian Cherry
Martian Hard On
Martian Martini
Martian Sex Monster
Marvin The Martian
A Little Green Man From Mars
Champagne de Mars
Girl From Mars
Venus on the Rocks
Venus Rum
Jupiter Cocktail

love you!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:48 am

luv your new avatr Martiansky!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:10 am

Just java for me this morning.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:12 am

i believe i will be abstaining from alcohol the remainder of the week.
coffee for me too.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:13 am

coffee all around
good to see you guys!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:14 am

joel.. is football your sons only sport?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:34 am

Coffee please... extra caffeine. Make it a quadruple.

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:46 am

coffee for BB from your Facinorous friend.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:02 am

Mozy bonz wrote:joel.. is football your sons only sport?

yup, at this time.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:20 am

I wrestled in high school. I was on varsity when I was a freshman. Got to the divisional finals when I was a sophomore. Got into racing after I got my driver license. And I never wrestled again. I got to watch my son wrestle last year. Now I know why my dad would get so excited at the match. You just can’t explain how it feels to someone that does not have kids. No lacrosse games yet but I am looking forward to them.

have a good day Joel

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:35 am

I'll take some coffee as well... but remember, I like my coffee like I like my women.... Full of Irish Whiskey!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:47 am

coffee and a big shot of Rare Irish Whiskey

I have this at home ...smooooooth

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:57 am

Hey BARnyard buddies! I'm feeling a little corny today, as usual.
Got anything cornish I can add to my java MB? Thanks for the vocabulary word.

Save your appetites everyone! Lunch on me today.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:08 am

Hey Martiansky! It's been a while.
Try the Martian Hard on. I'm dying to know what MB will put in it. Talk about a stiff drink!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:13 am

let me think

It is arguable whether you consider Cornish a modern Celtic.

let"s see

this one

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:55 am

Mozy bonz wrote:I have lots of alien drinks for you!

just pick one.

Alien Nipple
Alien Nipple #2
Alien Orgasm
Alien Secretion
Alien Secretion #2
Alien Urine
Alien Urine Sample
Green Alien
Martian Cherry
Martian Hard On
Martian Martini
Martian Sex Monster
Marvin The Martian
A Little Green Man From Mars
Champagne de Mars
Girl From Mars
Venus on the Rocks
Venus Rum
Jupiter Cocktail

The Alien Urine Sample is delicious. I need to find a default world tender to make me a few soon. Until then if no one is tending I will pour a few.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:05 pm

OK EVERYBODY, COME AND GET IT!

TODAY'S MENU, A LITTLE SOUTH OF THE BORDER COMIDA PARA ME AMIGOS BUENOS:

•Empanadas Empiras: Empanadas stuffed with asadero and panela cheese, fresh corn, poblano rajas and epazote; chile de árbol-tomatillo salsa
•Sopes Surtidos: Masa boats topped with 4 fillings (duck tinga; plantain and black mole, wild mushroom, corn and poblano rajas; homemade chorizo with ancho Adobo)
•Quesadillas de Huitlacoche: Huitlacoche and wild mushroom quesadillas stuffed asadero cheese, chile chipotle tomato salsa, guacamole
•Torta de Bacalao: Cod fish cakes served with mango-ginger mojo

AND TODAY'S SPECIAL FEATURE:

•Ceviche Gerlachas: Calamari ceviche marinated in citrus juices, fresh cilantro tomatoes, red onions & jalapeno pepper, served with plantain chips

ALL THAT CHILI'S GOING TO MAKE YOU THIRSTY, SO HOW ABOUT SOME:

•Sangrita Bloody Mary: Tequila Herradura, tomato juice, chile ancho

Papa Rotzi · Post by **Papa Rotzi** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:43 pm

Mamma Mia! Such a remarkable spread of intoxicating liquids
and yummy sounding treats! I never thought "Gerlach" sounded appetizing
until I saw all the condiments!!! This is a mouthwatering thread!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:53 pm

Hey Papa Rotzi. Welcome to eplaya and welcome to Tisha's bar!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:54 pm

BC - tu eres el rey de la cocina! I knew there was a reason to skip the sandwich at work today. Let me help you set the table.

Papa Rotzi · Post by **Papa Rotzi** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:46 pm

Thanks for the welcome. Hey you`ve got lots of cool stuff in here.
I`d like to bring something to contribute. I wonder what the bar really needs or could use. Mozy seems to be quite the drink expert. I have only recently discovered the joys of Campari and I`m going to have to try some of those recipes....thanks! So far I really like it with OJ.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:57 pm

We could really use some more flammables and explosives. Bin brought some kickass uranium hexafluoride in the other day, and Moz had some nitrous/methanol. But we burned it all.

Papa Rotzi · Post by **Papa Rotzi** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:06 pm

I saw a bottle of everclear with just a couple swigs left launch off of a
picnic table like a rocket and fly about 80 feet after a very brave fool tipped it on it`s side
and flicked his bic near the opening....would that count as flammable or explosive?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:18 pm

IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
This recipe was created by 2nd Platoon, Military Police Company C, United States Marine Corps (Reserve), quote "After 2 combat tours in Iraq over the past 2 years, we decided to honor those of us injured and to toast our fellow Marines killed by IEDs in Iraq. We just developed it in the barracks and will be taking it public the night of the Marine Corps Birthday Ball, November 10th [2004]."

1 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
1 shot Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 shot Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 shot Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila

Combine Jagermeister (smoke), Goldschlager (fragmentation), and Jose Cuervo tequila (because we had 1 Mexican in the platoon) in a highball or old-fashioned glass. After all ingredients have been combined drop some lit Bacardi 151 rum into the glass and shoot. After a couple of seconds when the intital shock has wore off you yell BAM!!