Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:37 am

Saw this, thought of you guys...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:42 am

Will-very bully!! TR

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:30 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Kernul-beg pardon sir, but please do not tell me you are seriously konsidering allowing Norwegians to come through the wire.

Sorry I made you jump in your seat, life shure is full of surprices.
Here is a link that tell's you exactly when I'll be heading for America!
http://www.forbanna.com/burningman.asp? ... anguage=En

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:08 am

EL Wire wrote:Here is a link that tell's you exactly when I'll be heading for America!

Here is EL Wire's list of things to do the day he leaves for Burning Man:

1. Remind Olaf, "no parties while we are gone!"
2. Eat herring.
3. Say something bad about the Swedes.
4. Pack dog sled for ride to airport.
5. Eat herring.
6. There is no #6.
7. Put the caribou herd out onto the "back 40."
8. Eat herring.
9. Calm the nerves of the walruses who clearly sense something bad is happening.
10. Turn off light outside igloo since there is sunshine 24 hours a day right now.
11. Say something else bad about the Swedes while eating herring.
12. Board flight to civilization. Tear in eye as Norway fades in the distance.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:12 pm

While our esteemed Norweigan guests are visit of our fine occupied territory, to learn the truth and glorious of Apokiliptik Empire, we thought we'd honor them by sending our diplomatic envoy to Norway.

Our gift to you, with our diplomatic compliments.

Comrade Minister #4,
Apokiliptika Ministry Of State and Territorial Invasions

__________

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:07 pm

Is your president a Pilot? Naa... can't be right.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:34 pm

EL Wire wrote:Is your president a Pilot? Naa... can't be right.

Nope, don't doubt your eyes EL, it's him!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:38 pm

Bada Boom! Fine job!We shall have much fodder for the HALL OF TRUTH 2006 Poster Collection, which we should have up and running in January.
All suitable and unsuitable submissions welcome.

Major- about the Norwegians... I have a diplomatic feeler out in a fishing boat outside of Oslo now. Elwire has sent a representative bearing a very bad Oslo Pizza with candles in it as a sign of good faith. We intend to see how certain "arrangements" may be of mutual advantage. Also, I am in contact with other camps who are interested in alliances of mischief-- one of which is just too marvelous not to hatch.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:09 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Major- about the Norwegians... .

Famous Norwegian painter Edvard Munch (remember "The Scream"?) said: "From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity."

......exactly.....

How most Norwegians feel about living in Norway.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:15 am

How most Americans view their president.

http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:31 am

do circles with the cursor.

neat effect.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:41 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:How most Americans view their president.

...another European website slam...what a surprise....

Here's what most Europeans would be seeing right now if we had sat on our asses....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:08 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:
EvilDustBooger wrote:How most Americans view their president.
...another European website slam...what a surprise....

Here's what most Europeans would be seeing right now if we had sat on our asses....

(un)Fortunately in 1941 FDR (one of your relatives) had a little more proof
of weapons of mass destruction as demonstrated in Pearl Harbor and London...hard to deny that,... and he(FDR) had his country and most of the world behind him(even the frogs cause they faced annihilation). And Frankly(pardon the pun)....I`m suprised that you`re suprised, unless you are currently enlisted and in country of course....then you are absolutely aware of the doom factor...and I would understand and admire your allegiance.
An interesting discussion for another thread:
Obviously the cradle of civilization needs to be (ruled)...
...Byzantines...Ottomans...now Americans?
hah fucking hah.
Arab nationalism is pretty understandable if you`ll just look at history instead of trying to make it.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:19 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:(un)Fortunately in 1941 FDR (one of your relatives) had a little more proof of weapons of mass destruction....

Swing by the big hole in the ground at the southern end of Manhattan...then explain to the victims of the NEXT attack what our definition of Mass Destruction is.....

POSSIBLE HEADLINE 1 - PRES BUSH BIGGEST FUCKER EVER, LIES ABOUT WMD TO GET EVEN WITH SADDAM. WARMONGERING AMERICANS FUCK THE WORLD AGAIN.

-OR-

POSSIBLE HEADLINE 2 - PRES BUSH BIGGEST FUCKER EVER, 10,000 DEAD IN BALTIMORE FROM NERVE GAS CARRIED IN BRIEFCASE. WHY DIDN'T WE DO MORE TO PREVENT THIS?

This thread is kool with diskussions relating to doom past, present and future (inkluding those we make up for fun!!)....very, very bully!! TR

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:27 am

Will
Are you telling me that the Teletubbies are Apokaliptikans?

Things are becoming clearer...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:34 am

I rather prefer the dancing blair...

http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/dancing_pm.htm

bb

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:48 am

[quote="Major Roosevelt"][/quote]

Swing by the big hole in the ground at the southern end of Manhattan...then explain to the victims of the NEXT attack what our definition of Mass Destruction is.....

No argument about the Sept. 11 destruction....but those were American "weapons" used against us by the sons of our allies Egypt and Saudi....not Iraqi`s.
And yes Clinton should have run ops on Afghanistan and squeezed the Saudi`s and Egyptians and whacked Syria`s Assad #2 on pure principle at the first confirmed intel of plans and actual attacks on American targets.
The reasons for Muslim terrorism are many and generations in the making. It has become a battle between the old and new worlds.
I am a proud American and not particularly a peace-nic, but I know
from experience that you can`t win the shooting match if you don`t
aim at the right target.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:39 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:...but I know
from experience that you can`t win the shooting match if you don`t
aim at the right target.

Well Said!!!

Kind of makes the old joke "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out" sound more and more logical....

[Leaflet dropped by B-52's. Loosely translated, tells our Arab friends to "back the fuck off"]

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:17 am

No need for rulers. Nothing left to rule.
Scorch it all and every man for himself.
Sounds romantic like Shelley and Keats...

...or was that.. Kelly in Sheets?

We`re all doomed anyway....right?

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:49 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:54 pm

Awwww....

Lookee what that cute monkey is doing to all those poor Norweigan airplanes...

At least he's keeping the good Apokiliptika symbol away from these flying menaces until he can knock them all down.

I knew I liked that ape!

bb

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:22 pm

[Loosely translated, tells our Arab friends to "Smile, You're on Candid Camera"]

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:51 pm

I feel a little bad about this one, but I just can't help it can I.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:51 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:[
Kind of makes the old joke "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out" sound more and more logical....

Joke? Popes don't joke.

Now kiss my ring!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:53 pm

[Loosely translated, tells our Arab friends to "Due to heavy scheduling, Please book your flight well in advance"]

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:28 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:

[Loosely translated, tells our Arab friends to "Due to heavy scheduling, Please book your flight well in advance"]

I don't speak Arabic but in Apokiliptikan, it means "when it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight..."

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:36 pm

Ah, Geez boys and girls.... some times ya might consider minding your Ps and Qs!

The eplaya world is an odd sorta place- makes people nuts sometimes, and for many with a few loose wingnuts (my company surely included)...

Wretched politics and all. Hate it... and I have to WORK in it everyday. Must be why I loath it so much. Well... consolations are, I should be outa that line of work before summer of 2006. I shall return to art full time once more!! Wish me luck.

And now for something completely different....

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:56 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Swing by the big hole in the ground at the southern end of Manhattan...then explain to the victims of the NEXT attack what our definition of Mass Destruction is.....

Don't you think that you are mixing in to much real world here Major Roosevelt?
I believe that part of the BM philosophy is for people to get away from it.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:51 am

Ah, perhaps my point exactly. The "real" world is certainly real- but who said BM had anything to do with the real world... or even should?

Oh yes, for those interested in contributing to the developing collection for the 2006 Hall of Truth poster set, one may find suitable inspiration from the 2005 collection of more than 200 lovely bits at: http://mutantvehicle.com/hall_of_truths.htm

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:58 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:....The "real" world is certainly real- but who said BM had anything to do with the real world... or even should?

"Nothing is stranger or more unreal than reality."
[....maybe EL should start the Burning Herring thread....until then, this forum is wide open....damn I wish I was as good at graphics as that Norwegian....]