The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:54 pm

Red Tail ale from a red tail bird?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:31 pm

"Ultra Green" huh. Can you expound a little?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:32 pm

27 minutes to default world drinking.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:47 pm

Fishy I think Rebbi is talking about:
Protect Ecosystems and Conserve Natural Resources: Redevelop an already developed site; conduct tree, topographical, soil, and wildlife surveys prior to design; create conservation areas and nature parks; preserve the most valuable spaces for biodiversity; on-site conservation plan for a specific wildlife species; maintain or provide wildlife corridors; preserve upland buffers to enhance preserved wetlands; reserve or provide aquifer recharge areas in uplands; restore native wildlife habitat; develop management plan for preserved, created or restored habitats; reuse or recycle materials on site; treat storm water from neighboring sites or in pre-existing areas; conserve land via dry storm water areas that serve as amenities; community food plot, garden, passive parks; non-listed environmental benefit points.....doing alot of that would constitute ultra green....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:59 pm

I guess I was asking about specific building plans. Have a friend who's a carpenter and former architect student who bought some land 15 years ago and I've talked with him (or listened to him talk) about straw bale and rammed earth and all sorts of other "green" schemes. Although all that habitat conservation stuff sounds interesting too...

(Can I call you The Prince of Swales?)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:07 pm

Well, one more jello shot and I`m out.

SCHhhhhhhhhhhLuuuuuuuuuRRRRPPPP!!!

have a great night!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:21 pm

NOTICE FROM THE FARM ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT!

Us farm birds are not stupid, ok? We know what you ... you ... PEOPLE are planning to do to us next week. Well we sure hate to FOWL up your party, but we are f'ing OUT OF HERE! Me and the all 15 million of my turkey friends are heading to MEXICO where they don't have Thanksgiving. So hasta la vista baby!

Sincerely,

Turkey Love Cock
formerly knows as Big Cock

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:24 pm

Just don't make a wrong term and end up in China...You might start wishing for a short merciful death if you do.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:56 pm

I don't know what to say... I really got a lump in my throat when I saw everyone in the bar. I must have one of edb's "Cherry-Bombs" thanks.

Rabbi looks great I spent alot of time out in the Mohave Desert.
playing sock tag...no not that kind of sock...we would go out for 2 weeks at a time to camp. (sock tag was played on dirt bikes.) you would put some dirt in a sweat sock then *bam* your it. The person would then have to pick up the sock and chase someone down and hit them now they are it. At the end of the day the sock would be 3 feet long with rocks and a stick in it.
at the time some of the people I hung with where racing motocross. this was training for them. This was the 70's ahhh the fun.

Is this place near California City? There was a lake bed out near there.
and it looks like where we used to ride. Calif. city was so strange. Someone built this city before any one lived there. it had streets, street signs side walks, fire plugs but no houses and no people. they advertised it at having a lake and it looked like there was one but it was just a marriage no water.

So a drink for Mohave Desert
Sex in the Desert

1 oz Herradura® blanco tequila
1 oz Bandolero® triple sec
1 oz cherry juice
1/2 oz margarita mix
1/2 oz cranberry juice
Shake and serve on the rocks.

fishy... that new supply of dummies...that one there has some very hairy arms. yet ...

Love you all .. back later.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:14 pm

i was too busy looking at the pink hair to notice

I always wondered about California City when I passed in on the highway. Grand name and almost nothing to show for it. I also get a kick when I pass "Twenty Mule Team Road."

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:40 pm

Now that the tykes have gone home for the day, I say it's time to break out the hookah.

OKAY, WHERE'S THE FARKIN' HOOKAH?

Dang kids...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:56 pm

One of these times I'm going to have to try that Hookah thingamajig. Until then just want some booze.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:08 pm

smokie smokie.... ahhhhhh

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:42 pm

GnT tonight. I'm working on my project for next year. First logistics to see if it'll work and what it'll cost.

I can't believe I am even thinking about doing big art, but this one has got me going.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:07 pm

Sorry..Sensei.. I had to get you a new Hookah..... it's back here. I left something in it for you. .. KGB. ............ Ahhhh ............here you go.
I love California.

How is tisha doing?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:30 pm

Reach for the stars, Sputnik. Such a quiet, clear night. [takes beer outside, gazes at heavens].

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:11 pm

Hey ben
can I step out side with you? yes, it is a nice nite.
we used to go up to a place called dome rock about 8000 feet.
and lay on this big rock that looked out over the Kern River Gorge on the back side of Sierra Nevada National Park. when you layed on the rock you could only see the sky. I was the best place to watch meteor showers. the Trail of 100 Giants
was my back yard. 45 min. drive from home.

Dome Rock Lookout over the Kern River Gorge

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:35 pm

Sure, Mozy. There's plenty of room. I'm in the humid lowlands near Washington now, but used to live in Eastern Oregon - In sight of Mt. Shasta every day. Miss the mountains and the sky seeming so near.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:38 pm

Yes... I love it up there.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:41 pm

hey bc do I see you over there.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:11 pm

Awfully quiet since BC got the flock out of here.l Good night, MB. Gotta go to work in the morning. Oh, Hell! Its morning already. [goes grumbling off to bed]

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:12 pm

good nite.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:05 am

Good happy Saturday morning, everyone....

Hmmm... what's this on the bar, an old fashioned glass fulla some liquid, with a sticky with my name on it and the words "light me"? Kinda dark, little cinamony...

(Touches lighter to top of liquid in glass, sees a blue flame eminate... tries to blow out flame, singes hair in the process...)

Well, bottoms up...

(time passes)

BAM!!!

Happy 19th of November, y'all.

Guess I better put on some coffee...

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:57 am

sets a drink on the bar for bb
may the wind be at your back.

Bay Breeze

3 parts Stolichnaya® vodka
1 part cranberry juice
1 part pineapple juice

First, add cubed ice, then add the three parts stoli, then add the pineapple juice and last but not least, add the cranberry juice for color.Serve in:
Highball Glass

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:04 pm

(Lifting this awesome concoction to the sky towards Mozy)...

May the rubber side always be down and the hairy side always in the wind!!

>>glug... glug... glug...<<

Hugs, winks, & grins,
bb

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:14 pm

Useless Errata FIle...

A long time ago, used to hang out at this bar, the Wagon Wheel. Open from 6 in the morning till 2 in the morning (since I worked nights, it was cool!). Pool tables, fireplaces, good booze (and beer) and good memories - lotsa fun times, your typical (if you can call it that) biker bar. One of those places you always remember, and when you're in town, you stop by...

It just hit me... this is also such a bar. All your friends stop by. You can shoot the s**t, have a good time, make friends, catch up on news. And the beverages are the best, not just in the City of Black Rock, not just in Nevada or the US, but in the whole damn world. You can go on a walkabout for a while, and you come back, and you feel... no, you KNOW... you're home.

It's GOOD to be HOME.

Have an awesome last day of the week...

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:50 pm

thanks Tisha for the insite to make this bar. I think what BB says is true.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:31 pm

(Rolls over... stretches... burps... scratches... curls up again)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:32 pm

(One eye opens... sees new bar top and thinks of beer... falls back to sleep)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:25 pm

Hot Whisky

Hot Whisky provides effective relief from the discomfort of sore throat, coughing, head aches and all other related symptoms caused by flu. Hot Whisky also fights the infection and its use is recommended all year round. Hot Whisky contains whisky, lemon, cloves, honey and hot water. How to use: Warm a glass with hot water. Take five cloves and stick them into a slice of lemon. Pour the whisky into the glass, add the lemon and a teaspoon of honey. Top up with boiling water. For oral administration only. Dosage: Take one large Hot Whisky in the evening.

Hot Whisky at the recommended dose is not known to cause strong drowsiness or dizziness in the majority of people. However, as with all English drinks, rare causes of drowsiness have been reported. This product is unsuitable for children. Do not exceed the stated dose and if so, do it at your own risk. If you are allergic to any of the ingredients listed, do not use this product. You should not take Hot Whisky if you are pregnant. Consult your doctor if you take too much Hot Whisky, if symptoms persist, or if anything unusual happens. Do not use after expiry date.

puts a beer out for the beer god.(mr Noir)