The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:41 pm

<makes a rare appearance, stumbling out of the back office....>

Whew! goddamn....i tell ya - a good month on drugs and bedrest will *really* fuck with yer head, my friends.

i have been *too* alone, and *too* altered to really befit any human, and dammit - I have emerged the other side......... partly a whole new being, and partly really missing being fucked up and not caring!!

right now - right in the middle...a little tossed (took off early with some friends to ring in the holiday weekend) and a little bit all worked up over serious month-long, bed-ridden, self-analysis... yaaahhhhh!!!!!

i miss fishy.

and Joel - do that thing!!! i admire your bowls every day... whatever crazy, artsy inclination you have - DO IT!!!!

PS - who's here...???

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:49 pm

I am Babe.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:00 pm

helitack wrote:I am Babe.

aahhhh.....one of the best feelings in the world...not alone.

drink, baby? silver tequila, and a hot tecate back?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:00 pm

~~~~~heli crumbles back to a dust covered tarp, opens it, grabs an armload of magick cedar, light the fire under the hot tub, opens a playa cold PBR and pours a Patron' shot for Tish and kinda kicks back~~~~~~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:01 pm

Why sure.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:05 pm

awwww... a shot o' patron AND a hot tub??!! you know what i like, baby!!!!!

(exept the Docs say I can't be submerged in water for another week and a half -virtual hot-tubs excluded.)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:16 pm

Mozy walks in the bar and sees Tisha…. He then quickly walks to the back of the bar and out the back door. Mumbling Oh shit!! I hope she hasn’t found out what kind of muck I’ve been running in her bar. Oh shit oh shit Oh shit oh shit Oh shit oh shit Oh shit oh shit Oh shit oh shit Oh shit oh shit!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:53 pm

<sput walks in...notices no one home...>

Wow...Tisha was here.

Nice. Quick drink before bed.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:25 pm

Roars up in a truck - Hey, I got half a truckload of chicken scratch to take to Big Cock and his refugee turkey flock. Anybody got anything to add to the load? Thought if I drove all night I'd make it to his secret refuge in time for dinner. [rummages in stockroom - plenty of barley products here, Hmmmm . . . ]

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:12 pm

<stumbles in after an unusually wierd night>...

TISHERS!!!!!!

>>HUGE hugs<<

Gawd how we missed you. You had us worried, hon!!

Anything I can get you... just name it!

(Fires up the virtual jacuzzi, pours a flute of the hidden '46 Château Mouton Rothschild from under the refrigerated floorboards, and warms up a snifter of Remy XO Napeoleon ofer an aged beeswax candle)...

For you... with love.

bb

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:36 pm

*Making a likewise rare appearance, giggles strings a bunch of christmas lights around the bar and hangs big happy turkey day banner across the back*

Sput, I see you! Saw you! Or something! Hi anyhow.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:43 pm

Heya Giggles. I can't sleep. Thinking about art for 06. Hope to see you there.

I need something to tranq me. Someone shoot me.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:47 pm

Funny, Sensei and I were just talking about '06. Too early to say, but boy how I'd like to...

Yer up a but past yer bedtime I see, as am I. Holidays, hey.

With what would you like to be shot, my dear?

eta: goddammit, I've had too damn much to drink tondight. Tongiht. Whatever.

I meant to say, yer up a BIT past yer bedtime, etc.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:51 pm

Find the nearest bottle...Anything will do in the state I'm in right now. Ideas are flowing and I had to take some time to put them down on paper. Pretty soon I think I'll spill the beans here. It's an enormous project and I'm going to need all the friends I have, plus many I don't know yet to pull it off. But if it does happen it will be thee biggest single piece of art ever constructed on the playa (maybe not weight wise, but it'll be big)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:52 pm

and I meant to say the, not thee. Oh well. I knew what you meant.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:56 pm

Todd gave me a rundown on your idea, and it sounds super nifty. I can sew a straight seam if you need me to.

My girl just woke up, so I gotta sign off for the moment...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:59 pm

You know...the other night I realized that I had no idea what Sensei's name is. Anyway, I'll be keeping you in mind, though one thought I'm having now is just to use staples. We'll see how it pans out,

3 shots of Patron....ready....steady

go

<bam>
<bam>
<bam>

That should shut me down for the night...

Later gator...hug your little one.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:28 am

morning tisha... i might have missed her. damn.

happy thanksgiving folks.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:35 am

joel the ornery wrote: happy thanksgiving folks.

Hap;py T Day to you too Joel, and everyone else.

Damn you're up early.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:55 am

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:54 am

Tisha!!!!!!! So glad to see you!!!! Happy Thanksgiving Sweetheart!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:56 am

bonz puts out some turkey drinks for people.

Burnt Turkey
Drop the Hammer on the Turkey
Iced Wild Turkey Hill
Royal Turkey
Turkey Feather
Turkey Trot
Turkeyball
Banana Bird
Big Bird
Bird Bomb
Bird Feeder
Bird of Paradise
Bird of Paradise Cooler
Bird of Paradise Fizz
Black Bird Cider
Bluebird
Firebird
Frozen Bird
Hummingbird
Hummingbird #2
Love Birds
Naked Yellow Bird
Scotch Bird Flyer
Somebird
Tequila Mockingbird
Tweetie Bird
Waking to the Call of the Mockingbird
Yellow Bird
Yellow Bird #2
Yellow Birdie

then sits by the fire and has a Burnt Turkey
1/2 oz Wild Turkey® 101 bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps

Pour Wild Turkey 101 into a cocktail shaker with ice. Add Hot Damn, shake well and strain into a shot glass.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:13 am

Thanks for everything, e-Playa friends, and specially fond good wishes for our returned proprietress. A shot of Wild Turkey and off I go. Bless you all.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:53 am

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:33 am

the dogs and cats are alseep on the living room furniture.
i am watching motorcycle shows on television.
its quiet, all but the wind.

this is GREAT!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:58 am

mozy smiles... I love motorcycles!
wishs joel the best today!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:41 am

So sorry I missed you, Tish and Giggles!!!

And sorry I missed the art/glass/clay talk on Tuesday... bummer. And too bad the blacksmith shop from Seattle didn’t make it to the playa in ‘05. Perhaps I can bring mine in ‘07. Too much happening in ‘06 to think of that.

Motorcycles... oh yeah, I remember those days.

Hope Turkeyday is wonderful for all you ya’ll. Mozy... once again you have added to this place.

Be safe!!!

(leaves big bag of cookies on the countertop)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:44 am

thank you LeChatNoir.... big hugs to you, yours and all of the people on eplaya.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:11 pm

cookies!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:12 pm

okay, my nap is over.
time for italian sausages for dinner.