The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:58 am

sputnik wrote:I'm feeling much better now...

Five points will be deducted from sputnik for the gratuitous Night Court reference.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:58 am

Silly geese! I'm getting back to more serious stuff . . . " . . . occupancy shall be deemed to be under all the terms, covenants, conditions and provisions of this Lease. If, after the commencement of this Lease Tenant is unable to occupy the Leased Premises due to action of the FCC or by reason . . . " z z z z z z now you know why I've Bin Noddin. Love ya all. Back later.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:59 am

Night Court...hell, they stole that from me!

Perhaps I should have put it this way...

<gomez voice>I'm feeling much better now</gomez voice>

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:42 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:
sputnik wrote:I'm feeling much better now...
Five points will be deducted from sputnik for the gratuitous Night Court reference.

I'd rather watch one night court episode 10 times than one episode each of the top ten current sitcoms. Talk about gratuitious...[/list][/code]

eta: especially gratuitious coding!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:50 pm

i am almost out of here... onto default world drinking.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:07 pm

70 MPH + crosswinds... On a bridge... In a driving rainstorm... trying to right a semi that (literally) blew over in the wind and landed on the bridge rail... over the bay 100 feet below... for hours and hours...

What a wonderful day!

Anybody got anything warm? Anybody got a towel? My nipples are so cold they ache. My skin's all shrivelly from being that wet! I need a drink!!

I love my job...

bb

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:18 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:70 MPH + crosswinds... On a bridge... In a driving rainstorm... trying to right a semi that (literally) blew over in the wind and landed on the bridge rail... over the bay 100 feet below... for hours and hours...

Holy Fu5kin' Sh*t! the MrFishist saw a fatal accident today--and this after his friend commited suicide yesterday.

I'm on that bridge in half an hour, hope there's no back up. (selfishfish.)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:28 pm

Which accident? There's been a s**tload of them today. Don't know if the driver in ours died or not, but they took him away code 3, not in a first call van...

The bridge was the Richmond/San Rafael, not the Bay Bridge, BTW... The SFOBB looks pretty good westbound right now.

And with that wind and whatnot, we're *really* lucky (a) no one got hit or run into, (b) another semi didn't go over, and (c) no one got blown over the side. Any of the above seemed probable at the time...

Hugs 2 you,
bb.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:58 pm

smooch!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:02 pm

Mozy... you are such... a DOLL!!! An Angel! A Hero!! And cute, too!!

>>Smoooooooch!!<

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:06 pm

happy to help

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:12 pm

We have a new puppy. Someone left her in a box out in the country in the rain. but now she is a happy lab/mix? and has a loving home with us. vet says 8 weeks old. no name yet.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:16 pm

Mozy sends for a taxi for fishy, to get home safe.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:49 pm

Drink time. I need ale.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:55 pm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:58 pm

I just came in to get the
Celtic Twilight recipe. good nite

1 oz Bushmills® Irish whiskey
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice. Stir well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/4 filled with cracked ice, and serve.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:59 pm

Thanks Mozy...later!

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:01 pm

Sue! You work on the bridge? Sounds rough! Have a whiskey on me

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:03 pm

'Tis a tough job, but a fun one...

Not everyone can get a rainstorm facial done! >giggles<

Tnx for the whissssssskey... On you? Can I choose *where* on you? >>evil Grins<<

Oops, gotta fly...
H2U,
bb Sue

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:42 am

*M walks in and makes up some coffee......she feels like drinking shots already though, romantic life a mess......heads out to work*

Hello and bye in the Bar. Until later then........

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:19 am

coffee and irsh whiskey would certainly make this day seem better.

day two of my spouse's departure to visit ailing grandparents.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:36 am

Good morning!

Ahhh...it wouldn't be a bar if someone didn't come in to gripe about their love life now and then...

Take care M and thanks for the coffee.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:44 am

Sorry about the griping, Sputnik. But damn...it's hard sometimes!
Now I have a new gripe.....I can't eat until about 11:30 since I'm getting an ultrasound on my gallbladder.....and I am HUNGRY!! Can't drink anything either! Later though! *smiles*

Have a good day everyone!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:44 am

mozy makes more coffee.
and for joel

and for Martiansky

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:56 am

I don't know, Msky, what I hated about ultrasounds (ovarain in my case) was the having to drink a gallon of water and then they press that wand against you.

Lucky I never exploded...

Oh, and thanks for the taxi--from one of the great fish movies...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:13 am

Martiansky wrote:Sorry about the griping, Sputnik. But damn...it's hard sometimes!

Gripe away! If you can't do it in a bar, where can you? I know about it being difficult, that's for sure.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:51 am

wow - busy morning!! hi kids!! hiya, Sput - need a drink?

Msky - awww, sweetie!! sorry to hear that! and the ultrasounds...ick. if it makes ya feel any better, from my (lonely) perspective, a messy lovelife seems better than a nonexistent one....

Fishy - yah! the gallon of water and *THE WAND*. aaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!!

Joel - some days i DO put a lil whiskey in me coffee!! Are you on your own at home with the kids?

<hollers out the back door> SORRY I MISSED YA, SUE!! TAKE CARE OUT THERE!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:55 am

I need one, and a phone call tonight.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:08 am

the drink, i can do - hot tecate? or a whiskey toddy?

the call, however might be tricky...my daughter is having her first art opening tonight!! it's a multi-artist fund-raiser for a local arts collective and they all create 15 little 5"x7" pieces. We are expected at the opening reception this evening...la-ti-da.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:20 am

check this - just got in 2 separate emails - from a performance at NYC Decom by Amy Shapiro:

(This was said while lobbing condoms full of sugar into the audience:)

Throwing glitter on your tits is not a costume.
Three people dancing at 4am is not a rave.
Radical Self Expression - not so easy as it sounds.
In fact it's hard fucking work.
A wild patience has taken me this far,
as if I had to travel 3,000 miles to a desert
where not only was I responsible for my survival,
but I had some dream project to create.
Just like home in New York! No difference.
The other 51 weeks a year are no different than this one.
Decompress into the sweetness of life.
Free at last, free at last, sweet God Almighty we are free at last.
40,000 souls watching the burn is a 21st century miracle.
So tear my heart out one more time. It's what I came here for.