Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:50 pm

Over 6,000 hits to this thread and just 9 months until BM2006!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:18 am

I miss you, I miss you all!

What a fabulous run for the gold this thread is! It breaks my heart not to attend BM 2006 but I will find a way to deliver my spawn to you at the front line. For me, The Man burns in 636 days.

El Wire: So glad you found your place in the loving gun sights of doom. More exciting than camp cook or something, don't you think?

Kernul: We are on for the mock-up of ManTis, yes? The new year approacheth.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:07 am

Don't worry abit Jelly, even with the new awesome weapons of DOOM predicted for 2006, there will still be some world left for you to help dominate in 2007....the end of the world as you knew it is eternal! The Apokolypse never ends, my friend. I shudder at the thought of what your fiendish mind will conjure during this time....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:52 am

hmmmmm. So sorry you can`t make it. Too many herring I suppose....

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 1&start=30

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:04 am

Allright, enough of the fish stuff. We have one fishy here. We don't need mass quantities of herring.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:13 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Allright, enough of the fish stuff. We have one fishy here. We don't need mass quantities of herring.

No, no, now Kinetic IV.....let's not be too hasty. I'm starting to see why the Norwegians like to fish so much...

"Ja, ve got us som fish for sher dis time Hrodny!!"

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:42 am

And that last post is why I use 3M privacy filters at work and keep the eplaya in a very small, quick to minimize screen.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:47 am

What, not greeting us with Pearl Propaganda on this morning?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:20 am

Kinetic IV wrote:And that last post is why I use 3M privacy filters at work and keep the eplaya in a very small, quick to minimize screen.

....me too....but Eplaya allows us to be so "free"....kind of like at BM...one of the few places in the world my girlfriend feels comfortable enough to go around unclad....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:30 am

Un-clad... but not Un-armed!!

bb

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:35 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Un-clad... but not Un-armed!!

bb

Damn right, god bless America...bully!!

[Kinetic IV....hope your ok on your monitor]

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:46 am

BTW...

Wanted to wish all of you a happy Pearl Harbor Day... without which there may have never been a "Manhattan Engineering District" and the resulting industry which helps us keep other camps glowing well into the night.

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From those who "light up your doom"...

the Poison Gas and Explosives Company. (PG&E)

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:50 am

Sheesh...that reached the point where I turned all my images off in IE. I love reading the board while working but that sort of stuff would get me a one way ticket to HR....

Now outside of work is another story.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:10 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Sheesh...that reached the point where I turned all my images off in IE. I love reading the board while working but that sort of stuff would get me a one way ticket to HR....

Now outside of work is another story.

Can't resist....I know what you mean....in today's world a photo of world destruktion on your PC would be just fine. Show some skin and you are so out of here.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:09 am

Mozy sings In his best Lennon voice.
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust
Down
I need a fix cos I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cos I'm going down

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (Oo-oo oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (Oo-oo oh yeah)
I know no one can do me no harm (Oo-oo oh yeah)
Because happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Well, don't you know happiness is a warm gun, mama? (Happiness is a warm gun, yeah)

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:12 am

<<<sniff>>> That was beautiful....brought a tear to this old, ex-president's eye....just beautiful.....<<<<sniffle>>>>

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:51 pm

'Tis a beautifully sentimental set of lyrics... warms the heart!!

Tho... plastic is so hard... cold... impersonal. I prefer the warm steel and natural wood of the AK-47...

Not to mention it's a bigger round. For regardless of what they say, with very few exceptions, bigger really *is* better...

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:54 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:11 pm

Please to note what Rosie is holding in her right hand... I call mine "Betsy". A girl's best friend...

Which is even bigger than 30 cal. (ANd yes, I have a wooden grip on ol' Betsy. - the plastic felt like, well, plastic... tho I hear Ivory is smooth... warm... nice to look at, pleasurable in one's hand... tho when used, it gets damp and slippery...

Now that I think about it... the M-28 Thompson shot .45 ball, and had a woden stock. Not fast, but had a punch...

And like the AK, has a *very* distinctive, almost musical, sound. A graceful element of class. And designed and manufactured by a world superpower...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:17 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Please to note what Rosie is holding in her right hand... ... A girl's best friend...

And I call mine the Toshiba Magic Wand. I guess I hang in slightly different circles than you!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:29 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote: It breaks my heart not to attend BM 2006

Personal Note from Omar Suarez:Head of Provisional Miltary Council and President For Life.

His Excellency regrets to hear the words of Citizen Jelly.Club Verboten on behalf of our proletariat and the PMC Inner Council extend their sympathies to the strugglers at Kamp Apokoliptika.An alarming loss as JellyFish had taken his place with Steckanovite in the Palace of Worker Heroes.He will be missed by both of our fraternal and peace loving camps.
We vow to redouble our efforts to assist in rooting out the traitors,sabateurs and wreckers that will undoubtedly now arrive at The Project hoping to exploit his absence.We have also communicated to The Kernal that our comrade specialists in mind reconfiguration are at his disposal to assist in perhaps changing this unfortunate situation.

For the People O.S.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:05 pm

zorro sings wrote:
Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote: It breaks my heart not to attend BM 2006
Personal Note from Omar Suarez:Head of Provisional Miltary Council and President For Life.

His Excellency regrets to hear the words of Citizen Jelly.Club Verboten on behalf of our proletariat and the PMC Inner Council extend their sympathies to the strugglers at Kamp Apokoliptika.An alarming loss as JellyFish had taken his place with Steckanovite in the Palace of Worker Heroes.He will be missed by both of our fraternal and peace loving camps.
We vow to redouble our efforts to assist in rooting out the traitors,sabateurs and wreckers that will undoubtedly now arrive at The Project hoping to exploit his absence.We have also communicated to The Kernal that our comrade specialists in mind reconfiguration are at his disposal to assist in perhaps changing this unfortunate situation.

For the People O.S.

If it makes you feel better, we have kreated a statue of Jellyfish that will sit at our entrance. Yes, surrounded by barbwire and 50-cal machine guns but befitting the great man none the less.

Notice the green likeness....

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:23 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:
zorro sings wrote:
Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote: It breaks my heart not to attend BM 2006
If it makes you feel better, we have kreated a statue of Jellyfish that will sit at our entrance. Yes, surrounded by barbwire and 50-cal machine guns but befitting the great man none the less.

Dateline Suarezdorf:The PMC salutes the
statue building
campaign led by the peoples firebrand
Comrade Roosevelt.
Orders in the form of an official edict have been issued to increase production
at The State Fake Owl Factory #8 in Suarezgrad
have been met with resounding enthusiasim
by our vigilant toilers and exports to Apokoliptika
should commence soon.Long live
the fraternal bonds
of solidarity between our
progressive camps as we
walk the shining path
that leads to victory.

For the people Omar Suarez

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:11 am

...what he said....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:20 am

It is with glorious respect and admitration to our komrades to the west, Kamp Verboten, and their humble dictator-for-life, Omar Suarez, that we thank you for your pledge of owls, and in troth, shall reciprocate in kind by pledging to ship a percentage of spare slave laborers to your frigid wastelands to be indentured to the culmination of our glorious mutual aims.

With regards to the people, rise of the proletariat, doom to all, justice to none, etc. etc. etc...

For the ДРФКІГІРТІКД Ministry of State,
Б. Б. Суз

________

Assimilation is mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Refusal is Disgrace

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

<edited once because we wanted to, once because I was using a non-apokiliptik compass nd map to tell direction..>

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:27 am

saw what?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:32 am

The statement about all loyal Komrades to the cause and the glorious rise of empire to which all loyal and good komrades will be in true and full accord. This is contained in the secret Suarez/von Killbuck pact of mutual annhiliation and self-assured doom.

Of course, you *do* know of what I am speaking, right? Those who claim not to know are subject to imminent and intense interrogation and even more certain and imminent doom.

In service to ДРФКІГІРТІКД,

Б. Б. Суз

__________

this message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disinformation and operational anarchy.
ДРФКІГІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:43 am

I'm sure I don't know what your talking about..... BB

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:11 am

Mozy bonz wrote::roll: I'm sure I don't know what your talking about..... BB

It doesn't matter if you understand her, it matters that you acknowledge her suzerainty and beauty....on bended knee knave....

She is most bully!!!

Spasibo!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:17 am

i can no longer read this thread at work.

(self imposed exile is a bitch)

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

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