The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:06 am

Good morning all.

Coffee is ready. I finally got that snow I was hoping for. Now it just has to last 2 weeks.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:59 am

Thanks for the java, Sput. Clear some of the cobwebs out of my head and off to work. See you all this evening.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:25 am

MmmmMMmmmMMmmm
why does my tongue taste like an ash tray?!?!!
MMmmmmMmmmMmmmmMmm............

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:17 am

Stop eating the cigarettes Mozy! They're not the candy ones.

OK, time for a mid-afternoon break. I've got some Boddington's Ale that I like a lot. Anyone else?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:00 pm

Stop eating the cigarettes Mozy! They're not the candy ones.

(looks up from behind the bar)

They're not ?!?

(slowly lifts a paw and removes something from his mouth, thinking nobody will notice)

I think it's a bourbon kind of evening.

(pulls a large bottle of Woodford Reserve from his Magic Ditty Bag and sets it on the counter)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:32 pm

I respectfully request that we have more budget kinds of liquor like Old Crow, Popov vodka, and Pepe's tequila. This high dollar stuff is knocking the shit outta my budget.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:32 am

mozy brings in some stock for a budget.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:39 am

*fishy brews coffee--bottom of the barrel instant in heli's honor*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:53 am

awwwwk, ptooey! Grrr Fishy! I'm sticking to alkali-flavored water.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:54 am

Mozy has some instant coffee with a shot of Woodford Reserve.
shhh! I just had to try the Woodford Reserve. .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:43 am

Bin Noddin wrote:awwwwk, ptooey! Grrr Fishy! I'm sticking to alkali-flavored water.

*fishy humbly presses head to floor and brings out the French Press for a re-brew*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:48 am

And Bin puts out the cream and sugar and spoons. Woodford's optional. And now, back to our regularly scheduled workday afternoon . . . 1-5/8" male DIN connectors, bla, bla, bla - looks out window - snowing in Greenbelt, Maryland.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:09 pm

*in a playfull mood, fishy adds some of the biodegradable "plastic" spoons that aren't supposed to stand up to hot water"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:36 pm

Bad fishy!

<squirts blue food color in fishbowl>

(heehee - almost wrote "...in fishbowel". Ouch!)

<makes the plastic disappear and sets out wooden stirrers that can be reused as kindling!>

Heli - for all woodfired hot tubs and tepid tecates you've brought in here, you can drink premium on the house anytime, baby.

so - who's ready to knock off work and have a drinky-poo, eh?

OOH! OOH! ME! ME!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:47 pm

apparantly, just me...

got the pine boughs cut and arranged in the living room, and decorated with 8 years worth of kid's handmade decorations yesterday. made the girls so happy!

i am sappily into the spirit this year...not in any hallmark way, either. i really feel like paying attention to and honoring the best in everyone and everything.

check with me again after we've been at my mother's for a week.

off for a drinky! be good, kids!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:01 pm

Crap! I wanted a drink. But, no more of the ashtray drinks. Missed the fun again. What’s this Boddington's Ale?

Hey!! That’s tasty hope this wasn’t the last one.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:11 pm

That, my dear Mozy, is some very very nice ale... Of course, it's not PBR, but it's still good, nonetheless >>giggles<<

Heya Fishie... you're lookin' a bit "blue" today... >>giggles<<

And now... it's off for some non-virtual imbiblification. Tomorrow the lawyer owns me. Yeech!! Better make something a double!

bb

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:20 pm

Louis XIII Cognac... This one is on me everyone! Hehehe lets just drink it out of the bottle. chugit! go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go!

and a chaser!!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:36 pm

King Louie meets Capt. Pabst - battle of the titans, right there in your gullet. Thanks! Stir up the fire and get cozy. We finally have some real snow here.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:44 pm

I have plenty for everyone!

chugit!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!go!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:48 pm

In anticipation of the most luxurious hangover of my life, I'll join you - gluglugglugglugglugggggg

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:54 pm

YA! THATS ONE! ME TOOO! gluglugglugglugglugggggg wHOoSh CRASH!! the bottle hits the inside of the fireplace and shatters

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:02 pm

Mmmmmm... a nightcap!

Glugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglug.....

>>hic<<

Issshhhh verrrry niesch...

Tink it's beddy-boo timey...

>>giggley giggley<<

(Forgot Cognac does that to me!)

Whet Schlopppy kisses >>SMOOOOOOCH<<

bb

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:02 pm

What the hell!!!??? Oh, OK. Midnight. Time to go. Goodnight, Mozy. Goodnight, Sue. Goodnight "hidden" - I see you there in the corner. Stumbles out . . .

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:07 pm

Whet Schlopppy kisses >>SMOOOOOOCH<< sue ohhh yaaaa.....
goodnite you two.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:52 pm

mozy cleans fishy's bowl.

I am sure that blue color is going to come off......... Eventually

mozy pulls the glass bottle out of the fire ... hey thats nice. I can’t believe that it didn't crack. Must have been that magic wood they burn in here

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:08 am

morning all.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:16 am

Good morning all. Mosy makes some coffee and puts a big log on the fire.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:47 pm

Mozy restocks the bar.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:53 am

Wow, mozy's been bizy. *fishy makes am coffee*