Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:26 am

joel the ornery wrote:i can no longer read this thread at work.

(self imposed exile is a bitch)

Since when has Kamp Apokiliptika been acceptable at work? I am told that images of destruktion, death, suffering and mayhem are acceptable at work but breasts and butts are not.

We at the Apokiliptika PsyOps Ministry find that most quaint and amusing.

Since this one does not involve nudity, it should be fine. The marriage of former Minister of Propoganda, Joseph Goebbels...ahhh what a romantic day that was...so blood spattered....mmmmm.....

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:49 am

[quote="Bay Bridge Sue"]It is with glorious respect and admitration to our komrades to the west, Kamp Verboten, and their humble dictator-for-life, Omar Suarez, that we thank you for your pledge of owls, and in troth, shall reciprocate in kind by pledging to ship a percentage of spare slave laborers to your frigid wastelands to be indentured to the culmination of our glorious mutual aims.

With regards to the people, rise of the proletariat, doom to all, justice to none, etc. etc. etc...

For the ДРФКІГІРТІКД Ministry of State,
Б. Б. Суз

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Internal memo-Comrade Sue,Please refer to
His Excellency using the proper title of president
in future tributes.A dictator does not apply to one
who has ceaselessly struggled on the peoples
behalf and was honored with 107% of the
vote in most recent elections.
Your offer of slaves is yet another example of the
benefits of our radiant and eternal mutual
prosperity sphere. Chairman Suarez has asked,however,
if perhaps some favors could be granted at next years
Facist Fashion Show instead.The humiliation His Excellency
suffered in not winning this years event
(despite requsitioning a Saddam Huessein Hawaiian
shirt from the National Museum ) has caused The PMC
to shut down all media within our borders.

All Power to the Working Class-rt/os

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:16 am

One of the junior copy writers of Apokiliptika, in the name of minister #4, Bay Bridge Sue, wrote:It is with glorious respect and admitration to our komrades to the west, Kamp Verboten, and their humble president-for-life, Omar Suarez, that we thank you for your pledge of owls, and in troth, shall reciprocate in kind by pledging to ship a percentage of spare slave laborers to your frigid wastelands to be indentured to the culmination of our glorious mutual aims.

With regards to the people, rise of the proletariat, doom to all, justice to none, etc. etc. etc...

For the ДРФКІГІРТІКД Ministry of State,
Б. Б. Суз

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Please to note, noble comrades-in-arms of Verboten...

As noted above, the history of the record has been (as much as allowable within this space-time continuum) rendered correct. It is with humblest apologies that we could find, to submit to one as-noted glaring error by one of our junior propoganda copy wrihters. Rest assured, he has been dealt with summarily, and shall not to be making any more of such erroneous and grevious false statements in our name.

As gesture of peace and sign of mutual prosperity please to accept gift of rolled roast, freshly barbecued ribs, and finger sandwiches for your enjoyment. We apologize for ink stains on sandwich fingers - former copy writer spilled ink bottle during "corrective interrogation".

In service to his excellency Killbuck I, Despotic Prince of Panzers, Master of the Dustlands, Glorious Fist of Doom, etc., etc., etc...

Б. Б. Суз
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ДРФКІГІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:10 pm

Personal Note from His Excellency Omar Suarez to
the Servant of the People and faithful
commandant Bay Bridge Sue.
Your inspired ability to revise history has
not gone unnoticed in the Higher Circles
of The Provisional Military Council.Your shining example
will now be a core portion of our curriculum in
our re-education camp at Suarez am/Rhine.
Your equally resolute handling of the
counter-revoultionary and revaunchist copy
writer demonstrates to all fair minded peoples
why your ascent to the top levels of governing organs
has been such a great boon to workers,peasants
and soldiers everywhere.We are proud to have such
comrades assisting us in lifting the burdens of the masses.

For the People-Omar Suarez

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:53 am

Here is some history for ya.

CAMP HERRING - A World War I ordnance camp at the Holt Manufacturing Company plant in East Peoria, Camp Herring was established in October 1917 and named for Major Harry T. Herring.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:14 pm

EL Wire wrote:Here is some history for ya.

CAMP HERRING - A World War I ordnance camp at the Holt Manufacturing Company plant in East Peoria, Camp Herring was established in October 1917 and named for Major Harry T. Herring.

Holt built farm tractors, engines, shipped to glorious USSR. Rather famous. Holt out of business now. Taken over by superior company, best bits used, rest thrown into trash heap. Kind of like this new Camp Hurting, er, Herring will be.

History:

Tractors built Soviet Union. Soviet union became superpower. Saved Norway's bacon from Germans, as I remember, nyet?

Soviet Union built H-bombs. Boom. Had to have NATO to save Norway from USSR. No wonder peace accords in Oslo - if peace not achieved, Norway would = Sovietski state. Ask Finland.

Still, Russia, Ukraine, Khazakstan, Georgia to have bomb. Norway would to be sitting duck but for outside intervention. Hmmm...

And... I am not to go into Glorious October Revolution of 1917.

*****

We will to take above into account. To be happy to provice our "advisors" to your Kamp prior to assimilation into Apokiliptika.

Have nice day,
bb

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:12 pm

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF PROPOKANDA AND WOMEN'S BIKINIS

AH YE...AH YE...AH YE....

ON JANUARY 3RD OR WHENEVER THE HELL HE FEELS LIKE IT OR NEVER IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO (HE IS AFTER ALL DIKTATOR-FOR-LIFE), OUR BELOVED KERNUL SHALL DELIVER THE STATE OF THE DOOMNION ADDRESS WHICH SO MANY THOUSANDS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

STAY TUNED FOR YOUR DOOM....

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:50 pm

Can We Stop the Next Killer Flu?

By Joel Achenbach

Washington Post, Sunday, December 11, 2005; Page W10

When digesting stories about avian flu, one should remember that the media love a good End Is Near tale. Doom is good for ratings. The most alarmist voices invariably will be the most quoted. One network stated in prime time that a billion people could die of this flu -- yes, billion with a "b."

When the mighty oven mit slams down, tell me, oh, please tell me, its really, really DOOM, not just doomtalk?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:06 am

It's one thing for Kampmates to know...

It's another for your block to know...

And even other for Most of BRC to know...

But now...

The Man Knows. Heh heh heh heh heh...

He's... DOOMED!!!

Mmmm... 1930's. Art Deco. Repression. Rise of dominant dictators.. Dominion. Fear. Eventual annhiliation of millions and millions.

Is going to be GOOD year at BRC!

Assimilation is Mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Avoidance is Misery
Refusal is Disgrace
Disobedience is Death

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

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this message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disinformation and operational anarchy.

ДРФКІLІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:15 pm

Stay tuned for some really, very, very important information that is kritical to anyone concerned with (even tangentially) their or a loved one's doom.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:53 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:Stay tuned for some really, very, very important information that is kritical to anyone concerned with (even tangentially) their or a loved one's doom.

We have turned on good state radio that is tuned to good state radio station (only station possible - no tuner knob on radio, supplied of good neighboring country's People's Radio Factory #24 in Suarezburg-am-Dnepr) and are sitting, rapt with attention, awaiting the words that shall come forth of truth, annhiliation, and doom...

Б. Б. Суз
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this message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disillusionment and Misery...

ДРФКІГІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:13 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:We have turned on good state radio...and are sitting, rapt with attention, awaiting the words that shall come forth of truth, annhiliation, and doom...

<radio noise>....pssshtphstbrrrggssshshhhhhh....kom in Apokiliptika....kom in.....and now an announcement for our "friends" behind the lines in Norway.....the bird flies with the cherry.....the bird flies with the cherry.....sleeping lions will wake soon....sleeping lions will wake soon....psssthsphbrrggsssshhhhhh.....<radio noise>.....that's all for now...stand by for your doom.....<dead air>

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:03 pm

12-08-12-322/t664...

44645 23990 09327 29685 04341
37992 85773 68406 92546 14886
46840 16871 75743 54306 54015
97645 87549 87640 19283 84376
65982 28650 12845 18500 04627
26491 02840 10457 69592 52879
52385

Б. Б. Суэ... иэ

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:11 am

Komrade Б. Б. Суэ... иэ,

[The north central outpost requires, parts for our Enigma Machine to make it fully functional ] stop

[will send parts numbers soonest] stop

[will need to rely on alternative code for communications until repairs are made] stop

[END]

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:07 am

http://www.xat.nl/enigma/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine

So why do you need parts again when perfectly good emulators are available? Sigh. The inefficiences of overly bureaucratic government....it must be one of those things to keep some Plant #8 or something still running.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:50 am

Zulegoona wrote:Komrade Б. Б. Суэ... иэ,

It's just Б. Б. Суэ (transliterated "B. B. Sue")... "иэ" is Russian for "Out". Ergo why it's at the end of transmissions.

Am thinking of to perhaps give elementary Russian lessons on Playa... or at least cheater sheet... esp. since we are to assimilate people of many this year.

Zulegoona wrote: [The north central outpost requires, parts for our Enigma Machine to make it fully functional ] stop

[will send parts numbers soonest] stop

[will need to rely on alternative code for communications until repairs are made] stop

[END]

Copy... will comply.

Ref 33/b-026n-a-04 (200410)

Little miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Drinking her tequila and lime...
when she heard Apokiliptika
Had started their ticker
She applauded the end of all time.

She went like a spritzer
to grab her howitzer
and wandered back into the room...
Then taking up sides
with her Apokiliptka giudes
assisted others in meeting their doom.

Б. Б. Суэ... иэ

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:23 pm

And... by the way... while I'm thinking about it...

HAPPY 10,000 HITS, APOKILIPTIKA!!!

Not too shabby... if I do say so myself.

Rockin' your warm nitroglycerine...

Б. Б. Суз... из

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Assimilation is Mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Avoidance is Misery
Refusal is Disgrace
Disobedience is Death...

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

__________

this message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disinformation and operational anarchy.

ДРФКІГІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:37 pm

(Image certified as safe for Apokiliptik Workers & Youth of all ages)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:42 pm

BM Biathelon. Ski 2 miles and do the herring dance. Ski another 5 miles and do another herring dance. Take a sauna. Drink a cocktail of herring oil and vodka. Do the herring dance. Ski 3 more miles.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:12 pm

Ya UberSturmBahnFuhrer GÜNTER! You must put ze third veel in zee "S" position or dem Norvegians vill decypher das message.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:24 am

Ah, the apoxcaliptica enigma.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:22 am

Mozy gets the new model.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:42 pm

The Kernul pins me down:
www.mutantvehicle.com/sounds/not_going.mp3

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:30 am

I’m sorry to hear that Mr. JellyFish is afraid of going because of all the Herring eating Norwegians.
I think I talked with him once, weird fellow I must say.
He sure had his problems, I had a hard time understanding all his talk:
http://www.forbanna.com/jellyfish2.mp3

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:19 am

Hmmm...

Maybe it's not the Herring that smell funny...

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zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:22 am

Party to Party Communique-Of great concern in OmarSuarezStadt
are the treacherous rumors that
Comrade Jellyfish has defected.
Surely such a great figure will be
not be absent for the August Celebration of Victory.
We fully expect to see him shoulder to shoulder with
Dear Leader Killbuck on the podium of honor.
Greeting and waving to the workers,
soldiers and peasants as they gather to
march and celebrate the dictatorship of the proletariat.
Until then however and just to be sure,
we are putting away the helium balloons and
large character posters with his heroic image.

Fraternal geeetings PMC

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:05 pm

We may be 9 wires of CAMP HERRING (at this time) but I'm the one who don't eat fish, but I look forward to have an Apoliliptikan for BREAKFAST

MOHOHAHAHA

[quote="Bay Bridge Sue"]Hmmm...

Maybe it's not the [b]Herring[/b] that smell funny...

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Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:12 pm

Fire Wire wrote:We may be 9 wires of CAMP HERRING (at this time) but I'm the one who don't eat fish, but I look forward to have an Apoliliptikan for BREAKFAST

Is Good - will schedule you for morning interrogation then, extra sessions. Like to be eaten for breakfast.

Nice for you to comply so easily. Are other 8 of you Herring people so easy to break? Oh, is right - other 8 prefer suck on herring instead.

Very Bizarre.

With Regards,
Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ
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Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:25 pm

I'm thinking back to my spat with Helitack a few months back.... I wouldn't mess with ANY of the Apokiliptika women.

Admiral Cumulonnimbus · Post by **Admiral Cumulonnimbus** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:28 am

[quote="Fire Wire"]We may be 9 wires of CAMP HERRING (at this time) but I'm the one who don't eat fish, but I look forward to have an Apoliliptikan for BREAKFAST

MOHOHAHAHA

MMMM.....Mr. Fire Wire, consider this an official invitation to dine, at sunrise, with the Admiral. You may, of course, attempt to devour myself or one of my glorious kampmates, however I find a hearty breakfast of spleens and eggs to be much more civilized.

Pay no attention to the gorgeous women who shall be present as we dine, really.

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

The Kernal Pins Me Down