The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:17 pm

FUCK!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:21 pm

FUCK!

I'll take that as a "Yes".

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:26 pm

Closest bar, 61 miles. Closest groceries, 101 miles, closest............
I am losing it.

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:30 pm

helitack wrote:Closest bar, 61 miles. Closest groceries, 101 miles, closest............
I am losing it.

Where are you living?! Have a beer on me!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:06 pm

F***, Heli, you gotta get the f*** outta that hole.

Man...

If I had spare wheels I'd send 'em your way. NO shit.

Worse comes to worse, I'll UPS you a few cases. I just wish there was a way to help out, ya know?

*********

Lessee, Heya LeChat... Other than lamenting about Heli's f***ed-up-truck, I'm not too bad. My daughter just passed her DL test and is all happy about it, and now *she* wants a car. >rolling my eyes!!<

**********

Anyway, popping the top on a pair of PBRs, setting them both in front of Heli, whispering in his ear...

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!!!"

Anything we can do, you yell, damnit. 'iswhat family's for...

bb

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:45 pm

I dont want to leave, I just want my truck back so I can go see someone, and get some groceries. The jobs in my profession are few and the openings to leave are fewer. I get a fair wage, no skills for civilian jobs, bit if I had to, Reno or Vegas. Or Santa Fe. Or better yet, Taos.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:16 pm

Time for a quick drink and then I've gotta crash. Up late last night. Got jury duty in the morning.

Maybe a glass of merlot.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:00 pm

Heli:
I got a truck, but no money for gas.... maybe we can work something out?

Just how far is Death Valley Scotty's from Portland?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:11 pm

(A feline head pops up from behind the bartop)

Samtzu!!! Howdy stranger!!

How've you been?

Beer? (slides cold Xingu down the bar)

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:43 pm

Hi!

What a lovely uplifting loving watering hole this is! Everyone is nice to everyone, basically. Nice to be home!

Great to be back on the farm too. My amigos were psyched to see me. Then they just went back to what they were doing.

HOME! Back to what I was doing.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:45 pm

We're just in for a quickie... and we're outta' here!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:56 pm

Hi Woodrow! Hope this is quick enough for you. (holds out wild turkey bottle)

Thanks for the welcome Mozy, Bin, everybody. Sure missed ya. I'll confess I still love turkey too tho.

Heli - Here's some thing to tide you over.

And this: (points to wild turkey bottle and grins through beak)

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:04 am

:: wanders into the room, blinky his eyes, yawning and stretching. Shuffling behind the bar while still scratching his ass, regionalchaos makes a new pot of coffee for everyone ::

Morning All! Coffee anyone? Lord knows I need it...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:28 am

i've been up 5 hours so far... i need a nap.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:32 am

Yippee! I didn't get picked for jury duty!

I think I'll draw a nice big guinness and then go to lunch.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:34 am

Coffee, great, cheers.

(cock hunts around for some music)

Here, what's this from Sandwichman?

http://www.djjasonphilips.com/Mixes/Concrete_Heart.mp3

Nice. That'll get the day going .......

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:37 pm

Well, I've got one interview lined up and another in the wings... If I get a job it will be a fucking great Christmas present.... if not, I'm out on the streets!!

Life is good!

So is Macallen's... think I'll have one......

Me too!! Me too!!

Yeah, yeah... just dip yourself in this....

(HIC!)... Smoooooth....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:40 pm

howdy Sam... good luck with the interview.

are you making time with the librarian?

a couple of hours before cocktails...

time passes on....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:51 pm

The librarian has a brain the size of a walnut and I believe she keeps it in her massive tail..... Can extinction be far behind?

Good to see you're still here, Dude... and, by the way... I'm still using that massive coffee mug you sent me. I love it....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:37 pm

All this talk of death makes me thirsty. a lukewarm Tecate would hit the spot.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:37 pm

helitack wrote:All this talk of death makes me thirsty. a lukewarm Tecate would hit the spot.

i love tecate drank in Nevada!

or is it, drunk?

howdy heli... its snowing and raining here... at least earlier.

i believe i will be making myself a drink.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:20 pm

I've got some mezcal left over from my turkey trot.

pours round

l'chaim

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:51 pm

hey I need a drink anyone here!?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:14 pm

grabs a bottle of Patron no class no salt no lemons just a straw.
falls into a booth singing~~

Wastin' away again in Tisharitaville
Searching for my lost shaker of dust
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But she's a real beauty
A Burningman cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Wastin' away again in Tisharitaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of dust
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

Wastin' away again in Tisharitaville
Searching for my lost shaker of dust
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

ZZZzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzZZZZzzzZZzzzZzzzZzzzzzzzzzz

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:15 pm

Just a quickie. Clink! Where the hell did the day go? For that matter, half the night's gone, too. Au revoir.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:17 pm

you will need a straw for your Patron no training wheels over here.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:50 am

Shuffles in from bathroom. No goddamn TP. Oh well, that's why God made shirts with two sleeves instead of just one.

Pours glass of unidentified murky homebrew. Raises toast:

"To my 69th post!"

>crickets<

Rummages through the ashtray for a roach. Takes a pained hit. Realizes I didn't wash my hands. Shit. Laughs at choice of word, shuffles the hell out.

Kriten · Post by **Kriten** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:53 am

Toast! *holds up his flask*

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:54 am

gently extracts patron bottle from Mozy's sleeping grip.
raises bottle

To the 43 and olders, I'm with you now.
I live in a town whose official elevation is 42 feet. So at the strike of 12 last night, my age surpassed my elevation. A friend pointed out that that made me officially over the hill.
Maybe this hooch will make me a little higher and I'll feel young again.
TOAST!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:57 am

happy birthday!

i'll stick to coffee, thanks