The Bar

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:33 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:another day, another dollar.
only working for 9 minutes these days, are we???

its good work, if you can get it.

i am sooooooo ready for liquor... dinner with the spouse tonight.

and a weekend of shopping, just for her.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:36 am

For fishy Double double double double espresso and a *fish smooch*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:10 am

WORK? Well, I've been there for about 4.5 hours, but as for working, weeeeeelll . . . What I really want to see is BC in spandex and sequins on a trapeze. "He flies through the air with the greatest of ease, that daring young cock on the flying trapeze." A quick nip and back to my leases. See you all later.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:36 am

Shhh... look at this bin... he's good.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:46 am

L O L ! You guys are killin me!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:52 am

catch her with yer beak!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:33 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:For fishy Double double double double espresso and a *fish smooch*

Thanks Mozy. Sometimes fishies need some tlc.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:08 pm

hmm, TLC? Would that be Trapeze-flying Leotarded Chicken?
Congrats on your productivity feat, Fishy. mwah!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:40 pm

Simply Joel wrote: i am sooooooo ready for liquor... dinner with the spouse tonight.

and a weekend of shopping, just for her.

A romantic marriage - nothing finer than that. Mozy - got something special for our friend here?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:53 pm

Wow, what a lunch! I just went through two 25 oz guinnesses and a shot of whiskey. That and spending time with my bestest friends iin the area. And the best part is that I get to see them all again tomorrow!

Now time to drink some more. Gotta get into form for Santarchy.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:59 pm

I want a lunch like Sputnik's, please. Or maybe I better not - I'd be shooting beer out my nose every time I look at the image of BC on the trapeze. That would be a waste of Guinness. Thanks, Mozy! Now, back to something resembling work.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:17 pm

I could go swimming in a 25 oz guiness...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:26 pm

From now on I will look carefully into each glass before I hoist it. Happy, happy fish!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:28 pm

bOy o bOy, tHe cOwBoYs fRoM tHe nFr sPeNt a LoT oF mOnEy sO i aM tAkInG tHe nIgHt oFf. hOw aBoUt a gIn aNd tOnIc?

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:33 pm

I need another pint o' IPA. I'm just drinking beer and cutting pipe for the dome

What a pleasant evening!

You're all invite to my dome party! I promise to serve cold PBR and warm whiskey!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:36 pm

after a brief evening of guiness, jamesons and non-tobacco... it is time for me to sleep.

ps got a whole bunch of gifts bought this afternoon.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:23 pm

Blue walks in, writes a big note and sticks it on the NEB. Then crawls in.

Do not disturb for the next ten hours. Thanks!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:48 pm

... with beak under blanket
hoo hoo blue! what's new? toodloo!
vanishes, leaving cloud of very corny smoke

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:37 am

i believe today will be filled with drinking, shoppng, drinking, eating, shopping... and maybe i will gift myself an evening at the local strip club.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:55 pm

hey everyone I'm still here. I'm getting slamed at both jobs right now! be back when I have more time. ***poof*** and he's gone

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:47 am

Mozy, I know exactly what you mean. Last week was a very busy week for me as well. As I got a new job and I'm still working part time at my old one.

Hi BC!

Swipes a big cup of coffee.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:31 am

just opened my first beer of the day.

life is relatively good.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:59 pm

Here's a cool one to you folks surrounded by snow.....

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:08 pm

Hey BC, was that you I spotted crossing the road in Bly, Oregon? You chickens just can't help yourselves.

Cheers!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:18 pm

Fuck. It's cold out, and snowing. About a foot since sundown. Someone fix me a Hot Rum Toddy.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:26 pm

A little something from the farm's cloven hoof tender:

Flaming Goat
Ingredients:

* 1/4 oz Vodka
* 1/4 oz Gin
* 1/4 oz Rum
* 1/4 oz Tequila
* 1/4 oz Triple sec
* 1/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 1 splash Sour mix
* Cranberry juice
* Ice cubes
* Bacardi 151 proof rum

Mixing instructions:

Mix vodka, gin, rums, tequila, triple sec and curacao. Ignite. Slam. Chase with other ingredients.
Maaaaaaaaaa.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:34 pm

BAM! Now, where did the top of my head go? Ehh, who needs it? I'll just pour the next one directly into my skull. Thanks, BC.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:05 pm

(wanders in... way past his bed time)

Gotta have a glass of wine before bed. Saw some family today that I don't see very often and that was very good. My dear, sweet grandmother knitted me a scarf for Christmas. Something I needed, actually, and even better since it was from the hands of the last remaining grandparent I have. 90+ and still hanging in there.

I'm smiling very big incase you cannot see.

I observe numerous holidays of different origins. I reckon I’m a strange mish-mash of spiritualities and such. So I hope that whatever holidays you observe, my friends... I hope they are blessed, wondrous, and that you get to see some of the folks you Love during them.

indeed...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:55 am

Santarchy is over...I'm still alive. Photographic evidence may follow.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:03 am

Morning Sputnik...

i should have driven up your way, yet... i got all my shopping done and i still have money in my pocket.... and a bud in the frig.