Camp Herring

Admiral Cumulonnimbus · Post by **Admiral Cumulonnimbus** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:13 pm

Hello My Most Delicious B.B. and fellow Apokiliptikans,

Why, this newfound enemy is most delightful and I am just itching to get a few of them in our "chair." Do you not agree, Komrade? Norwegians are truly a delicious treat. Believe me, I have had a few. Subjugating these lefse-lovin puppies will be a nice appetizer.

Let us hope they put up more of a fight than B.R.I.B.H.

The Admiral

P.S. - How many Norwegians can you fit into an empty Herring can?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:24 pm

Proven ways to manipulate cumulonimbus clouds into doing your bidding, scientifically explained.

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/nhurr97/CSEED.HTM
http://www.atmos-inc.com/weamod.html

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:29 pm

Admiral Cumulonnimbus wrote:

How many Norwegians can you fit into an empty Herring can?

And to you, most luscious Admiral...

It depends on how long you blend them.

Pickled Kipper Livers, sautee'd in Stoly 100 and butter... Yummy.

And an aside to K4 - Be careful how you play with the weather, for it may turn on you without warning. >heh heh heh<

влюбленность и гранаты,
Б. Б. Суз... из.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:39 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Barb Wire wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:It looks like they have anticipated the problem noted above, and have taken steps to fix the problem for next year... Note the 8th line...
You really had me scared there for a while. What a shock!!! No herring... Then I notet the ticket is fake... REAL FAKE!!!!

Note at the bottom of the tickets! They have the same ticket number!

Sorry to say, but we'll have to herring you even more for this!
Sorry... 25025379 is not same as 25002371. Bar codes even look different.

Seems... Norweigan math "fuzzy". Like moldy herring.

Perhap this is why we have bomb, you stuck with fish.

So, you've changed the image again! I think we'll have to report your behaviour to the Camp Herring Administration. You're very bad, B.B. Sue. Get used to eating Herring, cause will feed you with nothing else when we capture you!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:10 am

Heh heh heh...

Poor Barb. So sorry to tell... joke on you.

Perhap best to sit, dear...

Herring very popular in Russia. Little onion, apple, couple hard eggs, makes good herring salad (would even to bring some if I could keep fresh on Playa). Potato cutlets with lightly salted herring pieces - Yum - just like home. Da...

Goes well with Sauteed Livers. And fine Chianti.

Can you also to supply good Cuban cigars too?

Maybe that I should bring the borscht?

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ
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ДРФКІLІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:27 am

Sorry to say B B Sue, but I think this picture shows what Barb Wire is talking about.
If you be nice to him, he might boil it for a few seconds first.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:30 am

That is just wrong. Not to mention disgusting. But to each his own.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:41 am

EL Wire wrote:Sorry to say B B Sue, but I think this picture shows what Barb Wire is talking about.
If you be nice to him, he might boil it for a few seconds first.

AHHH...

So... to get this right... You will prepare for me liver of fish sucking man by maybe boiling for few seconds? And I thought *we* were good interrogators. Seems... bizarre.

Fish is fine. But liver appears still to be unprepared and is still live. Also prefer liver sauteed, not boiled. To please make a note of it.

Of deeper concern to us, however, that you have pictore of man sucking on head of fish. Kinky. Looks like grounds for interrogation. Is this common in Norway for your men to do this with fish?

bb

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:20 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Is this common in Norway for your men to do this with fish?

You bet it is! We do that everyday!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:25 am

Those pictures get my stomach churning. There's no way...I can't even imagine doing that.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:46 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:04 pm

I have to say this...

Is not possible to prefer men who would choose to suck round hard fish over soft, sensuous women. To wrap their lips and suck on things slimy, scaly, and cold... Like abberation of Jiffy Lube Camp. With dead fish.

Bleah.

Excuse to me for I must to go and vomit now before continuing interrogation.

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ
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ДРФКІLІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

Admiral Cumulonnimbus · Post by **Admiral Cumulonnimbus** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:18 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Proven ways to manipulate cumulonimbus clouds into doing your bidding, scientifically explained.

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/nhurr97/CSEED.HTM
http://www.atmos-inc.com/weamod.html

Ah, Yes my darling K4. I am familiar with this weather manipulation or "seeding" as it is sometimes called.

Yes, Yes, many men, thinking themselves brilliant have attempted such "seeding" and, for a while, I rolled over and purred like a kitten and let them bask in their apparent brilliance. However, it was only a short time before I grew weary of their seeding and subsuquent strutting and preening, and ate their spleens....just like the rest.

SO, seed away love, the end result is the same.

smooches.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:00 am

Perhaps Camp Herring will be renamed Camp Seed & Spleen after the glorious people's uprising occurs?

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:56 am

Latest News!
Just in: Camp Herring has been contacted by Mister JellyFish about him joining Camp Herring 2006.
We are now in the final negotiating round with him and only small details are left before going official with it.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:41 pm

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:48 pm

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:21 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:43 pm

Air Herring? That looks more like Air Guppy to me.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:49 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Air Herring? That looks more like Air Guppy to me.

That is not what NASA is going to say about our new Herring technology!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:41 pm

New amazing discovery!! The Herring is capable of traveling in time!
The science team of Camp Herring has discovered that Herring have a remarkable ability to travel back in time.
Have not we all experienced getting a large fish on the hook but suddenly it slips off before you even get to see it.
We have now proven that the Herring gets off the hook by traveling a few minutes back in time.
When the Herring censes pain it automatically travels back in time as a part of its defense system.
The Camp Herring science team has now been able to find that special time traveling gene and isolate it.
We intend to use our new time travel technology in our fight against Kamp Apokiliptika.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:45 am

Mister JellyFish is now an official member of
Camp Herring 2006!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:56 am

Egads!!!! If this is not a Red Herring, then it could indeen prove troublesome for the forces of DOOM, for with Jelly's proven Time Technology (tm), the denizens of Camp Herring could conceivably evade all of the DOOM by going back through time...although that would not be very "in theme", so I would recommend going forward in time to evade instead - as long as you are there, can you pick up a paper for me

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:30 am

I know, but our Herring time travel technology only allows us to go back in time. (That’s not bad after all).
If we could somehow reverse that Herring time travel gene, hmmm..
We know the HTT gene is trigged by pain.
Maybe the opposite of pain could do the job, whatever that would be….?
Back in the lab again!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:24 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:The denizens of Camp Herring could conceivably evade all of the DOOM by going back through time...although that would not be very "in theme"

If people Fear The Future we could always send them back through time.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:52 pm

...no assurance they do not also fear the present...(which of course is the past's future)

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:12 pm

Now our new Herring Time Travel Technology is working fully!
All problems are solved, future and past.
The Worst Nightmare Imaginable for Kamp Apokiliptika is now a fact!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:51 pm

...now that is just plain silly - time travel I can believe in, but everyone knows the moon landings were faked!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:38 pm

Need I say more?

For those of you Herringites who really can see the future.... and who wish to recant their evil herring-esque ways, and accept their true doom... after your unconditional surrender, full interrogation, and complete re-education... before it is too late...

Your doom is imminent. Submit or perish.

You know your eventual fate - why fight it? Defect NOW!

Assimilation is Mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Avoidance is Misery
Refusal is Disgrace
Disobedience is Death...

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:07 pm

Den Norske Apokilipbataljon, it's a nice poster but it's not that easy!
Now that we got Mister JellyFish on our side, heat seeking Herring, HTTT and all, we totally understand that you Fear The Future!
Your Fucking Doom does not work on Herring anymore.
We are prepared to go all the way fronting your doom!