Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

[Killbuck]

Admiral, Dahlink- you know I can't ignore them, particularly you.

AH, sorry about my absense komrades- I had to go into suspended animation for a short time. Good to see you all. A Mery Christams to all, and today as we celebrate Uncle Joe's Birthday- raise a toast.

Oh, lest I forget... Try the direct link below to visit the

2006 Hall of Truth Poster Collection.
http://www.apokiliptika.com/hall_truth_2006_page.htm
Submissions are pouring in! Post your's here and I shall have the proper department include it.

[Killbuck]

Hall of Truth 2006 Poster Collection available at:
http://www.apokiliptika.com

[Major Roosevelt]

The Kernul pins me down:
www.mutantvehicle.com/sounds/not_going.mp3

Well....for the Eastern Front Troops of the Apokilypse, we sincerely pray that this is all a misinformation campaign designed to both disuade Norwegian participation as well as to heighten our feelings of doom prior to the August event.

The end of the world simply will not be the same without Mr. Jellyfish.

There are, however, 8 months left to convince him of the folly of this decision.

Bully!!

[Lassen Forge]

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC GREETING FROM MINISTRY OF STATE

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Buerau of Popoganda, Coercion, and Facially-Oiented Rat Cages

322nd Floor
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.


IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO FOLLOW - ALL TO READ:





MESSAGE ENDS.


BLIND OBEDIENCE IS BLISS
SILENCE = TREASON
YOU WILL TELL ALL
DO NOT DISOBEY

KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING... YOU

[Killbuck]

Ahhhh....

BB- that's so sweeet!
Well, I'm off to the old country for a few days. Don't blow anything up while I'm gone.

Killbuck

[Lassen Forge]

Just a little something to keep the home fires going...

Б. Б

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Assimilation is Mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Avoidance is Misery
Refusal is Disgrace
Disobedience is Death...

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

This message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disinformation and Operational Anarchy.

ДРФКІLІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

[EvilDustBooger]

hmmmmm.
very interesting. and disinforming.
perfecting your cut and run techniques?
Jellyfish?,.....Herring?? is literally teaming with kulinary possibilities...
all so orally gratifying for graphically inclined Admirals, kernuls, majors, former dead world leaders,
unt powerfully submissive Information Ministry heads...but something smells even fishier than your ever expanding list of Politicos...
could it be that you are still doomed from the 2005 event and any further
doom would be a useless re-run of ex post facto doom?
Do I hear the stirrings of new doom?
Is that a herrink???
hmmmmmmm
or the smell of dirty socks ?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
many many un-answered questions

maybe a recon would be in order

[Peacekeeper]

2005 was a last, gasping time of futile hope for the skeptikal citizens of
Black Rock City....

2006 brings only Fear

[Peacekeeper]

oh and happy holi-doom....

[the_iconoclast]

In other words-

The Juggernaut of Fear!!!!

The Juggernaut is presently undergoing design modifications... Armaments, armor, night time lighting, freakin laser beams, and additional troop seating to expand our assault vehicle corps to the next step...

WE ARE GOING FROM ONE TO TWO!!!!

They are soooo fucking doomed....

Komissar Iconoclast

[Kinetic IV]

WE ARE GOING FROM ONE TO TWO!!!!

Nice, now the heat seeking herring weapons have twice the thermal signature to home in on? What's up with the weapons designers lately? Perhaps they need to lay off the vodka and rethink their designs a bit...or be working on reverse engineering that herring time shifting trick.

[Peacekeeper]

...or be working on reverse engineering that herring time shifting trick.

we've thought of that already... thanks Uncle joe

[the_iconoclast]

WE ARE GOING FROM ONE TO TWO!!!!

Nice, now the heat seeking herring weapons have twice the thermal signature to home in on? What's up with the weapons designers lately? Perhaps they need to lay off the vodka and rethink their designs a bit...or be working on reverse engineering that herring time shifting trick.

Not to worry my good Kinetic... first of all, "Juggernaut" is based upon a German VW Bus... and we all know what the Herring Eaters do when it comes to Germany - one word - "NEUTRAL!!!"
We are presently developing technology that will turn any of their insidious Herring based weapons into fish oil with which we will lubricate our war machine... We await impact... adversity makes us stronger... and better oiled...

Komissar Iconoclast

[Major Roosevelt]

oh and happy holi-doom....

Peacekeepers....I very much hope you are submitting these doom-filled, shameless works of propokanda to the Kernul for inklusion in the Apokiliptika Hall of Truth!!!

http://www.apokiliptika.com/hall_truth_2006_page.htm

[Lassen Forge]

We will offer them a chance - one chance - to repent their evil herring-sniffing ways... the glove has been dropped.




Assimilation is Mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Avoidance is Misery
Refusal is Disgrace
Disobedience is Death...

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ
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this message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disinformation and operational anarchy.

ДРФКІLІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

[EL Wire]

We are ready for your doom!
But how do you doom the undoomable Camp Herring?

[dragonfly Jafe]

We are ready for your doom!
But how do you doom the undoomable Camp Herring?

...No doubt the Kernul can take care of his own, he has had months to plot after all...but for the rest of us a quick search reveals;

There are different ways to catch Herring (Skipjack). First you can catch them with a jig and grub combination on a rod and reel. Second you can use a casting net. And some states will let you use a trawl net that you can pull behind a boat. My favorate is the the rod and reel with a jig and grub. I set a rig up with three jigs on 36 inch leader, one 1/4 oz jig at the bottom and two 1/8 oz jig approximly 12 inches apart. The bottom grub is a white 3 inch grub and on the 1/8 jig you can use any color of 2 inch grubs (I like yellow or orange). Then just find the shad schooled up, that the skipjack breaking the surface. Just cast your rig in the middle of those shad and start reeling it back and hold on for some fun."

...I think we are all aware of the various fishing techniques within BRC (note to self: get more white, yellow, and orange glowsticks)...

"The Herring Curers operated from curing yards from where they organised and oversaw all the activities, in particular they had to ensure that enough salt was delivered in time for the catches of herring landed on the quayside."

So salt seems to play an important roll also. Isn't the Playa an old salt sea?

"If the catch was good, the women might start at 5 am and not finish until midnight."

Extra support infrastructure for the Interrogation Squads would appear prudent as well...this year's catch should be particularly good.

[Lassen Forge]

...No doubt the Kernul can take care of his own, he has had months to plot after all...but for the rest of us a quick search reveals;

There are different ways to catch Herring (Skipjack).

...I think we are all aware of the various fishing techniques within BRC (note to self: get more white, yellow, and orange glowsticks)...

Prefer thermonuclear device. Leave none behind, saves time from barbecueing. Also abates smell of fish.

"The Herring Curers operated from curing yards from where they organised and oversaw all the activities, in particular they had to ensure that enough salt was delivered in time for the catches of herring landed on the quayside."

So salt seems to play an important roll also. Isn't the Playa an old salt sea?

Yes - and is now alkali lake. Salt from corpses of dead fish. Expect to be more salt after thsis years campaign.

"If the catch was good, the women might start at 5 am and not finish until midnight."

Extra support infrastructure for the Interrogation Squads would appear prudent as well...this year's catch should be particularly good.

You can bet on it. Many, many "fish" for our kittens to play with. Heard the saying "fish out of the water"? heh heh heh...

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ


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ДРФКІLІРТІКД
- We bring good things to doom.

[Kinetic IV]

You can bet on it. Many, many "fish" for our kittens to play with. Heard the saying "fish out of the water"? heh heh heh...

Scary. Very, very scary.

[the_iconoclast]

We are ready for your doom!
But how do you doom the undoomable Camp Herring?

Camp Herring is as "undoomable" as the Titanic was unsinkable.... which is actually a word....

[Killbuck]

AH HA!

I have just returned from the Old Country!
Much Vodka- Much music, Much Sausage!

Oh, I have much to unpack too... and whoever left the Panzer MkV in my stocking... gee thanks.

Well, have lots o' unpacking of the troop transport to do... back soon.

Killbuck

[Lassen Forge]

We are ready for your doom!
But how do you doom the undoomable Camp Herring?

Do you notice just how quite DEAD all those fish are?

As in DOOMED. DEAD. FINIS. GONE TO MEET THEIR MAKER...

They're not just pining for the Fjords... they're EX-FISH.

MIght even be tasty ex-fish, never know. >>heh heh heh<<

bb

[Major Roosevelt]

BB-the best way to make sure those herring eaters GO AWAY is to use a tool I like to call IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.

They are so needy. Did you notice that the "wires" are keeping their thread alive by posting droll stuff over and over...sad, very very sad. But then again, they gave in to the Nazi's without even buttoning their skirts....

Death to collaborators....

Norwegian collaborators...

[Lassen Forge]

Agreed... but they'e so fun to play with... like... fish. Right before they get eaten. Not a serious foe...

Not like the Peacekeepers - now *they* were a noble enemy. Fine battles were fought, much Vodka was drank, many vehicles and armaments were purloined... And the interrogations... brings a tear of joy...

More tomorrow - nitenite time here...

BTW,
bb

[EL Wire]

BB-the best way to make sure those herring eaters GO AWAY is to use a tool I like to call IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.

At first Kamp Apokiliptika was longing for an enemy, and when it finally shows up,,, you want it to go away...........?????????????????????????????????
I read you like an open book Major Roosevelt, you stopped posting in the Camp Herring thread only because you are obsessed with Kamp Apokiliptika being number one on ePlaya with replies and views! And now Camp Herring is caching up and you want everybody to ignore us!
Don’t you worry, I’ll let you be number one on ePlaya, but not on the Playa!

[the_iconoclast]

BB-the best way to make sure those herring eaters GO AWAY is to use a tool I like to call IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.

At first Kamp Apokiliptika was longing for an enemy, and when it finally shows up,,, you want it to go away...........?????????????????????????????????
I read you like an open book Major Roosevelt, you stopped posting in the Camp Herring thread only because you are obsessed with Kamp Apokiliptika being number one on ePlaya with replies and views! And now Camp Herring is caching up and you want everybody to ignore us!
Don’t you worry, I’ll let you be number one on ePlaya, but not on the Playa!

Please do not flatter yourself my Fish Mongering friend.. Ignore you? Bah.. digesting you is more like it...

Post count is such a trivial thing.... especially when almost half of each others posts are from, well, each other...

[theCryptofishist]

Norwegian collaborators...

ITYM quislings.

[Lassen Forge]

At first Kamp Apokiliptika was longing for an enemy, and when it finally shows up,,, you want it to go away...........?????????????????????????????????
I read you like an open book Major Roosevelt, you stopped posting in the Camp Herring thread only because you are obsessed with Kamp Apokiliptika being number one on ePlaya with replies and views! And now Camp Herring is caching up and you want everybody to ignore us!
Don’t you worry, I’ll let you be number one on ePlaya, but not on the Playa!

I'll stop picking the tiny fish bones out of my teeth for a second to respond...

(1) Icon is right. Point count is basically worthless. Seriously. WE don't care. We can show you how worthless...

(2) We know who WE are. We KNOW our plans for next year. We even have our jelled and ready to go. In fact...

(3) We have a Kamp that thematically and actually WORKS. And has worked.

(4) We have a vision - more than just a buncha dead shiny fish.

I don't have to say STFU... In fact... what's sad is the lack of worthy opponents for next year.

So... To quote Mills Lane... (ANd if you have to ask, you're not deserving of knowing...)

Lets Get It On. >>Yawn<<

влюбленность и гранаты,
Б. Б. Суз


Assimilation is Mandatory
Compliance is Bliss
Avoidance is Misery
Refusal is Disgrace
Disobedience is Death...

and... YOU are Next.

Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed


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This message brought to you by the People's Ministry of Disinformation and Operational Anarchy.

ДРФКІLІРТІКД - We bring good things to doom.

[EL Wire]

Just face it, Kamp Apokiliptika can't live without Camp Herring!
Without us you be nothing!!

[Kinetic IV]

A military themed camp isn't worth much without an enemy.
Camp Apokiliptika and Camp Herring need each other. The never ending battles keep all those manufacturing plants and weapons designers busy, adds great patriotic posters to the collection for the Kernul's showcase and does so much for so many.

If you get rid of one of these camps the remaining one will end up looking like the former raiders on those Capital One card commercials. And nobody wants to see that.