The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:09 am

Coffee. yay! Sorry to hear about Heli. I wondered what that post was about, but didn't take the time to run it through bablefish.

Bin - please come and help with the project. It'll be fun. I really think we ought to have the fabled e-playa bar become a reality right there.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:49 am

too bad about heli's broken heart...

to his speedy recovery!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:12 am

Agreed. I'll even start a bit early for that toast.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:36 am

If Heli's heart is broken, that's a really sad thing, as his heart is *so* huge... And it makes me sad as well. It's hard to say what I feel, but if what I suspect is, then I am tremendously saddened...

Anyway, good morning, all. Think I'll stick to Coffee this morning. Maybe a shot of espresso...

bb

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:40 am

i am on the coffee today.... and lots of water.

time to shed some pounds...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:43 am

'Morning Joel, Sputnik...

Me too. I wanna be back in at least a size 10 by opening. Think it's time to reserve the Resposado, and let the scotch age for a while...

The holidays have been a pretty, um, heavy time. >wince<

bb

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:44 am

Black tea, milk and sugar for me. Won't help with the poundage, but I"m reluctant to drink the strong stuff right now. I suppose that mean shandies. Meyer's lemonade and Guinness?

deseo · Post by **deseo** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:53 am

Hoolaaa!

[Shakes a tin with green tea & jasmine, and leaves it on counter.]

I'm on the green tea diet this morning. Phew! What a wonderful week in San Francisco. Now I need to resurrect myself.

Fishy! I think you are so lovely. mmm.

I have to go do some stuff. Happy New Year compadres.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:54 am

my sister obsconded with the last remaining bottle of german barndy i got into the country illegally...

she shared a pint with me... but damn, i wish i had snatched it first.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:56 am

This casual caffeine arousal stuff is nice and all, but I'm afraid it's my duty as the bar rooster to WAKE YOU ALL UP!! It's a new year! Rise and shine! Look alive!
It may take more than coffee or even Meyer's lemonade, sleepy heads. So here's Red Bull + nitroglycerine shots for everybody.

Down the hatch!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:10 am

What's the stuff floating on top?

Well, guess I'll just light it on fire.

Where did I put the matches?

deseo · Post by **deseo** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:19 am

[quote="sputnik"]What's the stuff floating on top?

Well, guess I'll just light it on fire.

Where did I put the matches?[/quote]

I like how you think Sputnik! When in doubt, set it on fire!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:35 am

sputnik wrote:What's the stuff floating on top?

Fuses. You can either light them or if you slam the shot hard enough, the shock will set off the nitro. That'll put ya into orbit!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:41 am

YeeHaa!

<KABLAM>

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:42 am

We've already seen black cats dropping in through the roof. Now we'll have people blasting back out of here with nitro drinks? The bar has a door you know.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:56 am

Here's lookin' at ya...

>>>KA-WHOOOMP!<<<

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:20 am

Please patch your own holes. Your handyman doesn't live here.

I will actually have a quick shot of whickey then back to work.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:10 am

ShiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

PUWUHMP!!!

>Comes back through hole in roof, and makes one in the formerly solid wood floor, clouds of the underlying playa dust filling the room...<

Wow... some drink! Can I have another??

Hiay Sammich!

bb

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:19 am

Isn't the Apokiliptika spaceport located elsewhere? At this rate when Tisha comes in and looks at all the holes in the roof and the splinters that used to be the floor she's gonna be hot. At least there's plenty of pre-split wood for the fire though.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:32 am

uh, I ordered in fresh supplies, but the delivery guy ran into some trouble.

How about a Fire in the Hole instead, at least until we restock on nitro.

Ouzo 1 1/2 oz.
Tabasco Sauce 3 dashes

Cover the bottom of a shot glass with hot sauce and fill it with Ouzo.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:33 am

WHUMP

Sheeit! Good stuff.

Hey, K. Tisha is already hot, but that's a whole nother reality.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:38 am

sputnik wrote:WHUMP
Hey, K. Tisha is already hot, but that's a whole nother reality.

That's not the kind of hot I was thinking about but I won't disagree with you either.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:42 am

I think this is the new branch office. I didn't know we stocked genuine Rocketdyne hydrazine as a top shelf pour... >hic<

Called the roofers, they just loaded the truck and are on the way...

Firewood time? Better stoke the corner fireplace...

Some in the woodstove...

And the rest in the kitchen.

Hope she doesn't notice!

Hi Sputnik, nice to see you drop in, too!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:27 pm

Wow BB Sue, you sure know how to make a place homey. mwah! Between your decor talents and Martiansky's magic wand, the place looks as good as when Mozy rebuilt it. ... that being after the last time we had an explosives session in here. heh heh.

SO that's it! No more explosives everyone. Combustables for the fireplace - okeydokey. ANFO, TNT, nitro, hydrazine - nonokey. Sorry! If you must blow something up, please proceed to the Apokoliptika thread or at least take it outside. Thank you![/code]

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:40 pm

Oh, woops!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:52 pm

Shhh I am at work PUWUHMP!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:52 pm

Oh Nooo... just as we had the rebuilding started...

Maybe this will take a while...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:55 pm

oh! ooo - look out! sorry!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:58 pm

i am soooo ready for o'beer thirty.

General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?

John Winger: Blown up sir.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:00 pm

REALLY! This has GOT to STOP!
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