The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:12 pm

Oh shit. Better PM Tish. We did it again.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:05 pm

This CAN'T be good. Too much saltpeter in the margarita salt, or fizz in the soda...Something.

Anyway, we at Apokiliptika will loan the bar, in the intrest of solidarity and affections, one of our surplus properties until the place can be rebuilt. Since it was originally an underground bunker...

(Apokiliptika slave labor, er, foreign volunteer workers, assisting in the stocking of the temporary bar)

it might stop some of this from happening. I know it doesn't look like much from the outside, but inside...

(View of the interior of the underground facility)

it's kinda cozy.

In friendship and soli... HEY YOU - NEXT TO THOSE DYNAMITE CASES - PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT!
>ahem< Sorry.

Now, as I was saying...

In friendship and solidarity,
Б. Б. Суз

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:16 pm

Hmmm...I wonder what Doomstar's Mission Control will do now that they can't directly watch the goings on at Tisha's Bar from their lofty camera perch? And to think it's Apokiliptika themselves who are helping to hide the property! This is great!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:35 pm

Famous quote from the annals of history...

Just remember - The political aims of diplomatic solutions to difficult situations may or may not play a part in the willingness of some to make overtures of friendship to those in dire need.

Minister #4, Doomed People's Socialist Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA, in her speech to the recently conquered masses.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:40 pm

Shit, I just couldn't resist the fun.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:57 pm

You call that a nuke? This is a real nuke, one of the biggest the US ever detonated. Castle Bravo. 15 MT.

(For those curious about the Castle series of tests you can learn more here: http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Tests/Castle.html )

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:21 pm

Heading for the BunkerBar now. What a mess. Lets get back on topic: beer, please.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:09 am

Mozy bonz wrote:

Whoa! dude.....

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:30 am

Mozy sends over a crew to build a new bar just like the old one.
Apparently he had one prefab for just this type of occasion.
Also builds a secret tunnel to the bunker to be used as a
VIP room when not in use by ДРФКІLІРТІКД.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:52 am

It's amazing how fast they build things anymore. It's like stick a 2x4 in the ground, hook up water and power to the site and come back the next day and you'll find an instant house, a bar, or who knows what already built and ready to go! And this one has a finished roof...I like cats but having to look up for black cats just dropping in on ya was a bit unnerving. And having it where that Doomstar could just peer in wasn't a good idea either.

Thank you Mozy!

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:44 am

I wanna bone tisha out real good, how do i sign up?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:46 am

Ummm... >tap tap tap<

EXCUSE ME??????

I am NOT amused...

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:02 am

Sorry BBS, gotta remember the monogamy thing

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:37 am

grand wizard hornsby wrote:Sorry BBS, gotta remember the monogamy thing

Eh??? What "Monogamy thing"?

Are you high?? Seriously?

bb

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:46 am

With gems like this previous post:

Forum: Q & A, Tips and Tricks Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:31 pm Subject: Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You...
so i heard 'women' is a good topic around here...

The above juvenile comment is NOT surprising.

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:39 pm

[quote="Bay Bridge Sue"][quote="grand wizard hornsby"]Sorry BBS, gotta remember the monogamy thing[/quote]

Eh??? What "Monogamy thing"?

Are you high?? Seriously?

bb[/quote]

so bbs, tell me... why? wait this is all an evil diversion! I need to remember the important things in life; i wanna stretch tisha out a bit!! Ahh yeah!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:59 pm

Your odds of stretching anything short of your imagination or your wanker within close proximity of her are none and none.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:21 pm

On second thought... this (apparent) 7th grader isn't worth it.

I only deal with men. Not little kids.

bb

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:37 pm

okay so let me get this straight; express any sort of sexuality in which one is not burdened with feelings of shame or "merciful heavens, well i've never" and this means "small wang" and middle school educational status? (specifically Grade 7)

..... looks logical enough!

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:47 pm

anyway lets have soem fun with it, shall we?

Kinetic: either youre calling tisha (the object of my affection) a loose slut, or you are professing to know details about me, that you clearly shouldnt know... which one is it???????

BBS: don't be mad, UPS is hiring :)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:54 pm

------------Beware-----------
There be dragons in the bar!

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:56 pm

do there be ?? yarr me matey!!! YARRRR

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:09 pm

The bottom line is I have a problem with a 17 post count eplaya user coming in here having made prior questionable posts and now he's talking about "stretching" someone who's not here to defend herself? Uh, sorry, I find that wrong. Disgusting in fact. Now if that's your significant other or something that's one thing. I don't know what the full story is here. But taken in context with your other posts I found it disgusting. If you take that wrong so be it. But it is how it is.

This board has operated for years with a set of basic rules that some things are not acceptable. That post for some people gets close to the line...and it warrants speaking up so it doesn't turn into anything more aggressive.

If I'm missing part of the backstory and I called this all wrong...I'm sorry. Otherwise it stands as is.

grand wizard hornsby · Post by **grand wizard hornsby** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:14 pm

[quote="Kinetic IV"]The bottom line is I have a problem with a 17 post count eplaya user coming in here having made prior questionable posts and now he's talking about "stretching" someone who's not here to defend herself? Uh, sorry, I find that wrong. Disgusting in fact. Now if that's your significant other or something that's one thing. I don't know what the full story is here. But taken in context with your other posts I found it disgusting. If you take that wrong so be it. But it is how it is.

This board has operated for years with a set of basic rules that some things are not acceptable. That post for some people gets close to the line...and it warrants speaking up so it doesn't turn into anything more aggressive.

If I'm missing part of the backstory and I called this all wrong...I'm sorry. Otherwise it stands as is.[/quote]

okay, so you like to discriminate *and* be offended at things that don't have a whole lot to do with you or offence. whats not acceptable? saying "stretch"? thanks for letting us in on this. i appreciate your final thought, however.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:39 pm

I have a problem with any posts that seem to border on sexual threats. Maybe it's not any of my business but I've been around here for quite a while...I have a pretty good idea what's going to fly, what's not right, and those posts struck me as odd...and judging by other comments I'm not alone. I reserve the right to speak up if I see something as wrong regardless of who it involves. And especially if I see it as potentially threatening. With 18 posts it's hard to determine your intent....I have to go by what you've already wrote and when I look at all of your posts....it raised a big yellow flag.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:48 pm

grand wizard hornsby wrote:... express any sort of sexuality...

Is that what you thought you were doing? Expressing "any sort of sexuality"? So... I take it you're tired of still being a virgin.

On the plus side, I'd pay good money to watch you say that to Tish in person. Heck, I'd even throw in 5 bucks to help you get your testicles re-attached.

You, my awkward little horny wizard, are a hoot!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:50 pm

Beer me - it's been a long, boring, hectic, and otherwise crappy day. The only good part was I didn't have to go climbing in he rain. I *really*( hate it when that happens.

Better dump a Double makers on top of it. And float flaming 151? Ahhh...

Football party tonight... Most everyone THERE are USC fans, too bad they get to watch the 'horns kick their heineys... >grins< Better do some Stoly 100 warm-ups... (Yeah, *those* guys. Gonna be a fun night!!)

Side note to K4 - all that's needed is some enforcement of TOS 7e. Know what I mean? >grins<

Have a day... and don't forget...

Водочка для масс!
Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ!
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Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:53 pm

Damn, what was I thinking? I forgot all about the game tonight! It's not too late to change plans though.

I know about 7e but if you can persuade someone to reconsider their approach without using the TOS as a persuasion tool I feel it's worth the time to do so.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:09 pm

Kinetic IV wrote: Damn, what was I thinking? I forgot all about the game tonight! It's not too late to change plans though.

So, my friend... do you bleed orange? >giggles< There *is* redeeming factor there...

Kinetic IV wrote: I know about 7e ....

I know. But sometimes a "gentle reminder" doesn't hurt. (Even when it's the admins reminding me! >grins<)

Better wrap up... gotta get across town and start "football practce" >giggles<

But before I go... a few for the road...

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ