Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:48 pm

It's everywhere man!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:58 pm

Rumor has it there will be an unexpected satellite deorbiting soon. Very, very soon.

Some of the reasons why the Apokiliptika Doomstar is so scary can be explained by these fine folks who know a thing or two about these matters.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/eye/lessons.htm

Neutral, foe, whatever that thing is a critical threat. And we won't even begin to think about it being used as a weapons platform.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:14 pm

Did you ever wonder what happened to the GOES-West weather imaging satellite a number of years ago? Some said it was a bird hunting accident. Others say it was no acident.

BTW, Ops iis to reports the teritary targeting matrix skewing about 71 cm ENE compared to other 3 on surface (a)3n(2) - Suspect piece of cosmic dust. Need to degrade it's resolution to 0.025m and reset. Other 3 matrices on said surface should be able to handle primary and secondary targeting for next 90 seconds until it can be brought back on line.

Oops - never mind. You did not read this. Go back to eating nice dinner.

Happy Noose Year...
Б. Б. Суз…

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:38 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:BTW, Ops iis to reports the teritary targeting matrix skewing about 71 cm ENE compared to other 3 on surface (a)3n(2) - Suspect piece of cosmic dust. Need to degrade it's resolution to 0.025m and reset. Other 3 matrices on said surface should be able to handle primary and secondary targeting for next 90 seconds until it can be brought back on line.

Holy Mother of Fuck! Did you see that? Did you really see that?
I'm not about to admit to being "Fucking Doomed" just yet but these developments have me very, VERY worried. And herrings haven't been confirmed for space flight yet, and there's no other forces with capable space systems to counter this thing.

What to do? Panic? Not an option. Run? Where? These are dark days. Dark days indeed.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:25 pm

When in danger when in doubt
run in circles scream and shout

It won't save you but with these exposure times it makes a funny little shape in the pictures......

targeting systems tested and adjusted , good to go Back ups tested green

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:45 pm

Zulegoona wrote: targeting systems tested and adjusted , good to go Back ups tested green

Roger that... all array, all surfaces showing green, resoltuion restored to normal, reactors 2,3, and 5 back up to operating parameters.. Targeting check at .0000001% power - target zeta 2/(b) showed boiling water in .03 seconds.

Time for nice cup of tea.

Thank you, Komrade Z. Have noose evening.

Б. Б. Суз

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:18 pm

I know at least one member of Apokiliptika has advanced training on Military Photo Interpretation. This same person also spent 5 years working at a strategic level creating target folders....

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:02 am

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:23 am

There is hope! It appears the herrings are now space flight certified! The balance of power is moving back towards equalization again!!! There's also a Manhattan Project underway by the neutral territories to make sure we have the option to stay neutral and are not threatened by that space station / defacto weapons platform. The neutral territories self-defense is a basic right that won't be trusted to others nor taken for granted.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:18 pm

Even though the twisted denizens of Blunderland, subjects of her most Royal Majesty the Queen of Hearts, have infinite faith and friendship towards their komrades of Apokiliptika, we wish to announce our purely defensive installation of the newly invented Herringbrella and Herringswatter quad .50 (shooting ice bullets with a salt tip of course...)

Our peaceful neighbors should in no way be concerned about this purely defensive installation, and should be assured that the rain of occaisional icey bits is serving the interests of the greater Apokiliptika Conflagration...

"just say no to unsalted fish! Or better yet, just say no to fish (unless it is made of Jelly that is!)"

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:26 pm

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:50 pm

I've been kinda following this thread and doing rather well considering I don't drink much. The above photo however brings to focus a person in the middle right who is feeding seals. Is that El Wire? Are those herrings? Why are they being wasted on seals instead of being used in a defensive manner? Why are they not being fed to the kids? Especially the ones with the weapons! They could use some herring!

I'll see you on the Playa with sardines! Nordic sardines!

Perhaps out of these conversations will flow an installation created by Camps Apokilipitika & Herring - "Herring and The Beast, Hope & Fear"

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:52 am

phoenix from the playa wrote:I've been kinda following this thread and doing rather well considering I don't drink much. The above photo however brings to focus a person in the middle right who is feeding seals. Is that El Wire? Are those herrings? Why are they being wasted on seals instead of being used in a defensive manner? Why are they not being fed to the kids? Especially the ones with the weapons! They could use some herring!

I'll see you on the Playa with sardines! Nordic sardines!

Perhaps out of these conversations will flow an installation created by Camps Apokilipitika & Herring - "Herring and The Beast, Hope & Fear"

PFTP - the idea that we could ever ally ourselves with mere Herring Eaters is too foriegn a thought to contemplate. Apokiliptikans are only comfortable as kruel task masters. Hence our neo-Nazi/neo-Kommie bras and panties.

As for the Herring in the drawing, I am amazed someone kaught that so kwikly. This is symbology at it's best since the Herring's fate is "sealed".

I kommend you on a job well done but DID YOU FIND JELLYFISH? Do you know why we are looking for him or even who he is?

Jellyfish is the glow in the mushroom cloud. He is the glint in the eye of a charred korpse fresh from a napalm attack. Jellyfish is the reflektion off the cess pools kreated in the wake of unspeakable global tragedies.

He may or may not be at BM2006....that remains to be seen. But finding him is our first goal.

Keep up the good work!!!! Bully, Major Roosevelt.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:59 am

[quote="Major RooseveltJellyfish is the glow in the mushroom cloud. He is the glint in the eye of a charred korpse fresh from a napalm attack. Jellyfish is the reflektion off the cess pools kreated in the wake of unspeakable global tragedies.
[/quote]

....And he's the one who puts a smile on our Apokilips. Pretty! PRETTY!!! *cackle*

By the way...Isn't that him in the seal suit?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:04 am

robotland wrote:...By the way...Isn't that him in the seal suit?

Nope....think "green body paint and kilt"....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:08 am

I don't know or care about the Jellyfish problem but if that last picture is symbolic of your "cute" interrogators this neutral territory thing might need to be revisited.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:11 am

Kinetic IV wrote:I don't know or care about the Jellyfish problem but if that last picture is symbolic of your "cute" interrogators this neutral territory thing might need to be revisited.

KIV-when you kame by Apokiliptika you met Heli, the keeper of all things evil. Had you met Jellyfish, you'd know why we want him back for BM2006. He balances us out....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:19 am

In case anyone wasn't sure just how sick Norwegian society is and why it is necessary for us to invade (other than their regular border incursions into our territory).

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local ... 027927.ece

We will cleanse their society and help them build a new, better kountry.

Apokaliptikan Armor Entering Norway

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:51 am

Read this and see if you find forbanna.com in the text!
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article151785.ece

Ohhh, almost forgot your Herring!!

And for you not knowing allready,
JellyFish will be with Camp Herring this year.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:42 pm

... _ _ _ ...

Message Follows:

Flooding- raised water... depth allowed Norwegian sub to enter perimeter... took two direct herring hits on main communication hub...

Transmissions weak... repair underway.... using Doomstar relay back up.

No casualties, but a bottle of our best was knocked over.... lost.

More soon..

Killbuck

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:25 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:53 am

Yes, your guided herrings are formidable, but we have our own super weapons too!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:15 am

Amazing!!! Very bully but very, very amazing. We stand in awe (or is that herring guts, yuck my new boots are ruined......)

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:03 am

Note to self: If at work remember to shrink the browser window so that 1/2 inch of space is viewable when reading any Apokiliptika thread.

She's beautiful to look at but she's also a one way ticket to the unemployment line.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:47 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Note to self: If at work remember to shrink the browser window so that 1/2 inch of space is viewable when reading any Apokiliptika thread.

She's beautiful to look at but she's also a one way ticket to the unemployment line.

Stick to the Camp Herring thread instead, there are absolutely no nudity there!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:17 am

EL Wire wrote:
Kinetic IV wrote:Note to self: If at work remember to shrink the browser window so that 1/2 inch of space is viewable when reading any Apokiliptika thread.

She's beautiful to look at but she's also a one way ticket to the unemployment line.
Stick to the Camp Herring instead, there are absolutely no nudity there!

Which to sound like good reason to install puppet government (mitt puppet?) there. No nudity? Yeck. How sad. However, is good as will solve problem of overspawning and repopulation.

Just one more reason to join Apokiliptika, where naked is feared not, except by interrogatees. Very feared.

Б. Б. Суз

(Edited for to repair faulty type from faulty norweigan keyboard.)

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:22 am

EL Wire wrote:
Kinetic IV wrote:Note to self: If at work remember to shrink the browser window so that 1/2 inch of space is viewable when reading any Apokiliptika thread.

She's beautiful to look at but she's also a one way ticket to the unemployment line.
Stick to the Camp Herring thread instead, there are absolutely no nudity there!

Much raw, naked fish - nyet?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:53 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:
robotland wrote:...By the way...Isn't that him in the seal suit?
Nope....think "green body paint and kilt"....

Dangit! I ALMOST mentioned the green-painted-kilted guy.....But I thought he might be a......................red herring.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:10 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:....she's beautiful to look at but she's also a one way ticket to the unemployment line.

KIV - I thought you already had every graphic-disabling feature set!!!

As for the Norwegians not allowing nudity...does that give you a feel for how bad their kamp would suck (if it was for real that is)....

Major R.
ps-I always worry about you when I post something naughty....so sad!!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:36 pm

Nude girls in Camp Herring are the worst thing that can possibly happen!
Not that the fishy smell from some private part is the problem, but
we are not trained to manage that kind of situation and it will probably get our sharp minds out of focus and make us an easy target.
But not to worry, we’ll set up signs telling that No Nude Girls are allowed in Camp Herring.