Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:39 pm

Thank the Leader for that.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:16 pm

Regarding K4, Major Roosevelt wrote:I always worry about you when I post something naughty....so sad!!

I know, is very sad to have to miss good art you post. Poor thing... brings tear to eye.

EL Wire wrote:Nude girls in Camp Herring are the worst thing that can possibly happen... we are not trained to manage that kind of situation and it will probably get our sharp minds out of focus and make us an easy target.... But not to worry, we’ll set up signs telling that No Nude Girls are allowed in Camp Herring.

Looks like will have to arrange Interrogation Expedition to Herring Camp. They have to had much too much fish companion, not enough human companion. We shall put on the armbands of... lets see,,, red cross is taken... red crescent also... I know - red hammer and sickle! And little else. Will to call it mission of mercy. >heh heh heh<

Were not for mental picture of Herringites gving head to fish, might even be fun expedition.

Anything to help enemy see way and truth to Apokiliptik doom...

Interrogatingly yours,
Б. Б. Суз

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:15 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
EL Wire wrote:Nude girls in Camp Herring are the worst thing that can possibly happen... we are not trained to manage that kind of situation and it will probably get our sharp minds out of focus and make us an easy target.... But not to worry, we’ll set up signs telling that No Nude Girls are allowed in Camp Herring.
Looks like will have to arrange Interrogation Expedition to Herring Camp. They have to had much too much fish companion, not enough human companion. We shall put on the armbands of... lets see,,, red cross is taken... red crescent also... I know - red hammer and sickle! And little else. Will to call it mission of mercy. >heh heh heh<

Were not for mental picture of Herringites gving head to fish, might even be fun expedition.

Anything to help enemy see way and truth to Apokiliptik doom...

Interrogatingly yours,
Б. Б. Суз

BB - is this a good time to tell those Walrus-huggers that we have nude men in our kompound as well?

Oh, look, a REAL kamp....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:36 pm

Ok, let's see... no nude girls in Herring Camp....

Hmmmm....

After having visited wonderful Norway, I find this somehow... odd.[/size]

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:41 pm

Major, it would only be fair to say I suppose.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:07 pm

Oh, BUTT... it seems I neglected to mention that...
RECRUITING FOR 2006 IS OPEN
Details at http:/www.apokiliptika.com

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:45 pm

Smells like Camp Herring is the place to be to avoid being molested by naked women! I've had it these past several years, it seems like my mid fifties body is left rarely alone. I'll find refuge in your space. Thank Herring!

Now about those interrogations by naked women, I'll tell em everything I know even if I have to make shit up.

When I was a mere lad, we used to sneak over the border (I can't tell you from where, it's still secret) to put herring down the pants of enemy kids asleep in their beds. They would awake and never know the difference.

I heard that occurred last year around 7:45 & Ego or somplace. It's still secret.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:53 pm

This is more like it!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:02 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Looks like will have to arrange Interrogation Expedition to Herring Camp.

Okay Okay Okay!! You found our weakness!
Nude girls entering Camp Herring will be dressed immediately
to avoid our sharp highly trained combat minds switching into love mode.

The Camp Herring Science Group is now working on some goggles with nude girls filter.
I have no idea right now on how to do that, but I’m sure it can be done.
The desert being hot is no problem, we do our training on that in the sauna.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:21 am

Whoa, stop. Yeah I grumbled about the nude girls thing while at work but there's no need for filters. You have to be responsible for your own experience which means there's no need for anything fancy, I just have to stay on my toes and carefully screen my content!

Next thing you know people will be afraid to post what those cute interrogators really look like and instead we'll get pictures of Broomhilda types or something. I shudder to think of possible alternatives....no keep the current images, thank you! There's no need to mask a beautiful woman!

Besides there's that one interrogator someone posted a pic of a few days ago that hasn't left my mind ever since I laid eyes on her. Damn, she's hot.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:14 am

Our labs have already been at work on the concept of Nude Girl Filtering Goggles... but with quite the opposite objective. The prototype seen here is capable of penetrating up to 14 inches of fur. Even dayglo fake fur is no match.

Be affraid- be very affraid.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:49 am

Oh, our appologies... lest one think that our lab crew is gender-centric...
we wish not to leave the ladies out of this new technology-- hence they have also developed the Nude Man Filtering Goggle as well.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:14 am

EL Wire wrote:The Camp Herring Science Group is now working on some goggles with nude girls filter.
I have no idea right now on how to do that, but I’m sure it can be done.
The desert being hot is no problem, we do our training on that in the sauna.

Hey, maybe Norwegian girls don't shave....they are Europeans aren't they? [of course, I am ignoring the French when they say "sacrebleu!, zoze Norwegians are NOT European!!"]

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:40 am

Gads, how uncivil!

At least treat these enemies with respect... that way they will thank you for capturing them and leading them to their doom

Tak!

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:09 am

Be forwarned, most of us will NOT give up knowledge or data to fake fur and fake tits! This is getting downright scary. What is up with those interrogators? This photo just sent me was smuggled out of Camp Apolilipitka last year, under the threat of, well, I''ll leave that to your demented imaginations. Like Tom Waitts says, "If it's in the sink, flush it!" or "An erection will win the election. How's he do it?"

Where can I buy the goggles?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:16 am

First generation products. Bah. Who needs them? Wait for the next gen goggles with the European hair removal filters. This is CES week, maybe we'll be fortunate enough to see the new stuff rollout before the show ends.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:34 am

phoenix from the playa wrote:... scary. What is up with those interrogators? This photo just sent me was smuggled out of Camp Apolilipitka last year...

Ahh yes... was fun times to be had, for sure... Good session, of course, that photo was taken very early on, well before the tubs of molten axle grease, knotted nylons, and diesel pump nozzles...

BTW - we were short 2 of the wild Foxes we sent after the fish from that session.... My guess is they got left in the bodies... anyone think to recover them? Note picture (below) of one of them - name is "Ravenous"...

Have nice day...
Б. Б. Суз

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:15 am

Just realized will have with Herring Camp, to stock different type of burrowing predator this year. Norway Rats.

Have order in for 250 of these... for our newest victims, er, subjects.

Maybe should to get face cages fixed, too?

Б. Б. Суз

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:22 am

so i print this photo and leave it in the color printer.

strange looks from my indu employers.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:57 pm

It's depressing that the holidays are over and the radioactive fallout has dropped significantly...but at least there are the holiday sales....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:07 pm

Gads, I'm actually having trouble keeping up with this!

Major- another phine addition!!!

The Hall of Truth 2006 is filing up fast- last year we had well over 200- we are at around 100 now, and it's still January. I'd like that cyber art gallery to hit 500 by Burn Time.

See them all at http://www.apokiliptika.com

Oh, BTW- good news on the population front- many returning for 2006- and our Konvert Kaptives seem all and well indoctronated for another round. Some recruit contacts starting too. Hmmmm. May have to go for that Esplanade spot afterall.

Recruit question- "Do you like Herring?"

---there is no wrong answer--- if no, good, we put you in the raiding parties--- if yes, you get to eat the prisoners!

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:21 pm

This just now arrived in my mail box. Simultaneously, a copy arrived via fax. WTF? What is it's significance? My fax number is known to only a select group of people who have no knowledge of herrings, doom, art, or Burning Man.

Obviously, at least one of you is a double agent. It could be just one super schitzoid. According to a systems report I've just generated, some agent has caused a vibrational flux in the optical dactylos, enabeling certain trensic (h/w & s/w) interfaces within my OS & graphics card to be exposed to elemental degradation, which translates to membrane digital oxidation enabeling my fax to receive without being alerted and prevents incoming email from unknown sources to fail mepreftic filtering! Supposedly impossible.

There are ALWAYS vapor trails here over Clearlake.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:59 am

...use thicker foil...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:00 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:41 am

A deep, throbbing belly laugh on that one, Zule. Does my middle age chrome dome offer me any protection?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:56 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:10 pm

Typical sexist stuff. Always trying to lure in the pretty women but what about your female comrades? What are you doing for them? You know if you don't provide the basics for your peasants, oops, comrades you could have a revolt on your hands. You gotta cover both sides!

I'm sure the fine folks in Herringland won't make such oversights.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:20 pm

Like preying, er, praying mantis, we can devour, er, find our own.

And is like fruit stand in Novosibrisk - would you rather coose from fruit stad or have attendant hand you old rotten one?-

BTW, K4, you were kamping... where??? >heh heh heh<

only 17,000 men on Playa... So little time to "get ahead"...

Or is that "get a head"?

Б. Б. Суз

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:36 pm

Kamping? That's 8 months from now. It's most likely going to be like last year...roll forward from greeters, flip the gold BM doubloon and let that pick my direction and see if I can find an interesting spot to camp.

(I wonder if anyone else still has their doubloon and the beads they gave out so you could get in the base of the man?)

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:48 pm

BB/Kernul

I know the latest Kamp projekt will not quite be this, but it gives the masses an idea of what to expect from our latest weapon as well as likely targets....