The Bar

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:51 pm

Put your hands together folks, lets show some love for the new Playa Bar house band!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:09 pm

I hear he plays that sax behind his head!?!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:42 pm

* strolls into bar slips behind the counter and makes himself a rum and diet Pepsi *

speaking to no one but the monitoring devices , it isn't classy but it’ll hit the spot.......

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:00 pm

Monitoring devices? I KNEW something funny was going on. That reconstruction went way too fast. Let me guess, the pre-fab bar was created by the People's Pre-Fab Building Factory #19 where they also specialize in the implantation of assorted monitoring devices into various building materials, that is when they're not cranking out other things for the Kernul's pleasure?

They said the right wing conspiracy was vast. It's got NOTHING on Apokiliptika.

Meanwhile I'll go sit down at the end of the bar with my bottle of wheat beer and try and forget all about that Doomstar up there.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:20 pm

Look on the bright side Kinetic IV, with the mass redundancy of the transmitters in your head you have nothing to worry about , you don’t ever have to feel alone, where ever you go there you are and we are with you, helping to keep your thought within prescribed parameters. We might even be able to market some of those great Ideas you would never do anything with. You are a part of something much bigger than your self, and that should help give you the confidence to meet what ever comes you way with the knowledge that those that will bring planetary Doom are with you......

I should do a poster about it,...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:46 am

Hors D’oeuvres?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:53 am

Don`t mind if I do.
Thanks Moz!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:27 am

Mozi! Swweetie!! Wow - how nice! I didn't know you did catering!! I must say I am impressed!!!

Coffee please?? I was here until 2 last night, and I'm zonked!!

bb

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:37 am

The man is ON IT, BB. Check out the new hairdo he hooked me up with. and with a little something to nosh on, I'm ready to the cock the walk.

I gotta say tho, although the band is kinda cute in a retro sort of way, the music is pretty last century. Try some of this

http://205.188.215.228:8014/listen.pls

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:21 am

This place needs a serious coffee source.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:29 am

*fishy pulls the moniter tapes and watches them. Yes she was in here half the night with the juke box rigged to play the Klezmatics' "This Undoing World" over and over agian while she sobbed in a booth.*
Sorry about the mini-ocean on the floor, folks. Dang, pool of tears all over again, Alice. I hope I didn't short out the juke box last night while I was sleep-swimming.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:51 am

Aw Fishy, hugs for you (((Fishy)))

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:31 am

somebody beer me...

so the bar is bugged now? OMG...They are listening to us??????omg...they will know what i said about them.....they are going to make me disappear again....NO! IM NOT GOING BACK TO THEM...NOT THEM...ANYONE BUT THEM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
wraps his head in tinfoil so they cant hear his thoughts and runs out of the bar screaming

well dammit sometimes you have to panic

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:49 am

Hmmm....it's quiet in here. I'll leave these 2 large boxes of commercial grade aluminum foil here and instructions on making various kinds of tin hats. You can't have everyone running around with the same kind of hat on!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:06 pm

Thanks. KIV. I've got horns now!

Duke...don't panic.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:10 pm

DontPanic wrote:whats up bar...long time no see yalls...the new and improved LamplighterDuke is in the hizzy for shizzy...who missed me????
BARKEEP! NEXT ROUND OF DRINKS IS ON ME! and lemme get a Mimmosa...tropicana orange and pineapple juice and korbel please...and get yourself a drink too

*slaps a 50 down on the bar*

oh and re-open my tab please...use this name ....

DON'T PANIC!

Duke!!!! where the fuck have you been??? and where the fuck is Bucket's book??? and welcome back, and here's to your health and all that...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:13 pm

... and here's to you Tisha! Missed ya hunny.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:29 pm

hello BC!

i've been not here much, huh? got caught up on tribe with my local burner clan. then the holidays, and travel, and power outages, and all that.

what've i missed? besides the sadness of losing Mr Fishist. here....

< heads over to the end of the bar and freshens up the shrine to our favorite bunny while making room for a second drink and another flower in the vase for Mr Fishist... >

hey fishy, what's his drink?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:34 pm

wassup.

guinness please.

and jameson's if you would.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:40 pm

iT iS sO nIcE oUt hErE. tHe sUnsEt wAs aWeSoMe aNd tHe bReAkFaSt tHaT wAs mAdE fOr mE wAs vErY nIcE. tWo mOrE dAyS oF fUn LeFt.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:44 pm

Ahh....so many of my favorite peeps!

OK, one for the road and then I've got a bottle of Dewar's calling my name.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:53 pm

Hope ya don't mind me barbackin ya Tish. I'd suggest a mojito for Bounce. Can't go wrong with that.

Guiness for Joel, G&T for uP, whiskeys for Sput and BB Sue, and Red Snappers for me, Tishy and Fishy.

Red Snapper
Amaretto 1 oz.
Crown Royal 1 oz.
Cranberry Juice 2 oz.

Shake ingredients with ice and strain into Old Fashioned glass over ice.

who'd I miss?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:54 pm

ahh...OK, later dudes and dudesses

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:56 pm

oooh yummy perfect Big C!

thanks for the bar help - keep it up. i've been too busy!!!

uber...say howdy to our ranger for me, kay?

hello to sput & joel!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:57 pm

I know a bunch of telco people who need some stiff drinks right now. Some carriers lost everything in their network from Denver on West.

Come to think of it I stashed a couple extra bottles of wheat beer around here somewhere....now where did I leave them? Hmmm.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:03 pm

How's this K4?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:03 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:I know a bunch of telco people who need some stiff drinks right now. Some carriers lost everything in their network from Denver on West.

Come to think of it I stashed a couple extra bottles of wheat beer around here somewhere....now where did I leave them? Hmmm.

i thought you said they needed stiff drinks?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:05 pm

hE iS oUt wOrKiNg bUt i WiLL TeLL hIm wHeN hE gEtS hOmE.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:07 pm

They need the stiff stuff as it's turned into a nationwide mess. I'm sticking with the light stuff as I get off the hook in a little bit and don't have to mess with it.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:36 pm

Tisha!
hey BC snapper sounds great!
hey bar peps!