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Post by EL Wire » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:58 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:BB/Kernul

I know the latest Kamp projekt will not quite be this, but it gives the masses an idea of what to expect from our latest weapon as well as likely targets....

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I’m sure that this new product will keep them war-bugs on a safe distance.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:02 pm

I now understand, is apparently common in Norway to have underwear with enhanced smell. Will be more enhanced post-interrogation.

Note woman inspecting Norweigan model with flowers realizes "enhanced smell" is not of fish...

>Note - replace gas mask filters<

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:05 pm

EL Wire wrote:I’m sure that this new product will keep them war-bugs on a safe distance.
Oooh....we get it, if no one from Apokiliptika comes by Camp Herring's thread, these get double posted?

Time for me to run the "best of Major Roosevelt"....think I'll do that here and on Camp Herring just to make sure no one misses my near-god-like artwork.....
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Re: WANTED: NEW ENEMY

Post by EL Wire » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:20 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:
EL Wire wrote:I’m sure that this new product will keep them war-bugs on a safe distance.
Oooh....we get it, if no one from Apokiliptika comes by Camp Herring's thread, these get double posted?

Time for me to run the "best of Major Roosevelt"....think I'll do that here and on Camp Herring just to make sure no one misses my near-god-like artwork.....
You just don't get it do you Major Roosevelt.
I was posting this picture of our new product to give the womans fearing your new war-bug a hope.
Like I have not seen you do the same before.
Play along, sing a song or get me wrong.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:28 pm

Well, one thing's certain. The propaganda war is alive and well.

It's too bad the fine Norwegians don't have artists like The Kernul who have taken the art of the patriotic poster to a whole new level. Instead of inspiring works of art we get.....pictures of steel stamped signs?

Perhaps I was wrong in my initial assessment.
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:37 pm

B.B./Kernul - with Jellyfish gone or at least on temporary hiatus (he was great at generating animosity amongst potential enemies) it falls to those who are left to expend a great deal of effort to replace the Norwegians as our enemies.

I'll start the ball rolling. In the meantime, we may want a portion of our recruiting drive to inklude those who don't like us. I have to believe that somewhere in the BM2006 population is a group growing restless to take up the kause of hatred, evil and detection of small (yet growing) background radiation levels....

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...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:15 am

Ha Ha, that's just great!
So now you want a new enemy with a higher Intelligence.
What a funny way to hide your fear of Herring.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:31 am

..NEW ENEMIES were created over the holiday.
Looks like you`ve pissed off some important people.
The Line is forming just outside...


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Post by Fire Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:13 am

[quote="EvilDustBooger"][b][size=18]..NEW ENEMIES were created over the holiday.
Looks like you`ve pissed off some important people.
The Line is forming just outside...
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[img]http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/08/09/santa2.jpg[/img][/quote][size=18][/size]

[color=blue]Looks like santa has been ripped off seriously, hey where did Donner go and who's the mule been replaced with! Camp Herring is coming to the rescue.....[size=18][/size][/color]
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:06 am

Since you all are so concerned about the intelligence of your enemy:
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Re: WANTED: NEW ENEMIES

Post by Will » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:16 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:B.B./Kernul - with Jellyfish gone or at least on temporary hiatus (he was great at generating animosity amongst potential enemies) it falls to those who are left to expend a great deal of effort to replace the Norwegians as our enemies.
Does the Spanish Inquisition Camp count as enemies?
We're trying to end the world through any means necessary, including torture, bombs, ect.
They're trying to save the world through any means necessary, including torture, uh...

They're all fucking doomed anyway.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:33 am

EL Wire wrote:Since you all are so concerned about the intelligence of your enemy:
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Easy one - was our prototype flag before First final conquest of hope, 2005...

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Will wrote:Does the Spanish Inquisition Camp count as enemies?
We're trying to end the world through any means necessary, including torture, bombs, ect.
They're trying to save the world through any means necessary, including torture, uh...

They're all fucking doomed anyway.
Sounds more like basis for future alliance - Remember - we bring good things to doom.

Perhap we should to have new event to add to schedule - How does Friar Fry sound?

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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:02 pm

Have a shoot at this one: 2x-4=3-5x
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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:13 pm

Put another way, let X times X equal X...hmmm...

that is 3 X's, or triple X....which everyone knows means SEX!

Sounds like Camp Herring has seen their error and wants to secretly renounce their "No Women" policy....perhaps they have seen the future, and it is not to their liking!
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:30 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:Put another way, let X times X equal X...hmmm...

that is 3 X's, or triple X....which everyone knows means SEX!

Sounds like Camp Herring has seen their error and wants to secretly renounce their "No Women" policy....perhaps they have seen the future, and it is not to their liking!
Wrong again Major Roosevelt.
It's: No Nude Women In Camp Herring.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:43 pm

We're sorry, Apokiliptikan you have requested is not same as one from which source quote came. Please to try propoganda again later, when have correct information.. This is recording - 7095-01.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:20 pm

EL Wire wrote:Have a shoot at this one: 2x-4=3-5x
Ответ к вашему придурковатому вопросу одним. дuн...

Now we play in *my* neighborhood... You may answer either, if both too much for you.

(1) - How many fissions per second occur in a 200MW Uranium reactor? (For simplicity sake, you may assume 200MeV are released per fission. )

(2) - Cobalt-57 emits 122 keV gamma-rays. If a 70kg person swallowed a 4 micro Curie sample of this, what would the dose rate in rads/day averaged over the whole body? (Assume that 50% of the gamma ray energy is absorbed by the body.)

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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:33 pm

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Мой отец - из России, ваш русский ужасен.

If you really speak Russian, then translate this, ha ha ha!
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:22 pm

EL Wire wrote:
Мой отец - из России, ваш русский ужасен.
¡Puesto que usted piensa mi ruso es malo, usted debe oír mi chino!
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:28 pm

Ooooo nooo! please no Chinese!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:53 pm

Those are Cyrillic characters, not "Chinese". For the record what's commonly referred to as Chinese is really Mandarin or Cantonese which are the official names . One doesn't learn "Chinese".
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:01 pm

EL Wire wrote:
If you really speak Russian, then translate this, ha ha ha!
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Come Desidrate...

Spiacnte dire voi, ma alla mia inteligenza e circa piccolo quanto i miei seni pendenti.

Siete ancora scopare condannato.

Siamo il Baskin-Robbins della sorte avversa linguistica. (Hanno Baskin-Robbins in Norvegia?)

Б. Б. Суз

PS - BTW - Spiacente per la tastiera non Europea.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:07 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Those are Cyrillic characters, not "Chinese". For the record what's commonly referred to as Chinese is really Mandarin or Cantonese which are the official names . One doesn't learn "Chinese".

I didn't know how to say "Cantonese" in Spanish, tho, and had to use something... (e Cantonesa??)

Shoulda stuck with Italian. >ris' soffocate<

Do wish I knew Norweigan, tho... It's *just* far off enough from low German to make me scratch my head a bit!

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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:11 pm

I wish I had learned a second or third language when I was younger instead of waiting until now. I regret slacking off in Spanish class, I was too distracted with the student teacher and her form fitting shirts instead of the books. Damn she was so cute.

Anyway back on topic, the Norwegians haven't come out with anything really exciting in a while. I wonder what's going on over there?
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:25 pm

Det kan bli litt slitsomt med alle mot en i lengden.
De andre i Camp Herring kommer snart på banen.

Or in other words:
It can be a bit hard with all against one in the long run.
The others in Camp Herring will be here soon.

Heard it before BB Sue? : )
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:37 pm

Takk skal du ha. JEG var ikke også langt fra alfarvei så. (Denne beskjed gjort via apparat JEG kunne gjøre Norweigan hvis JEG forsøkt! )

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Post by Killbuck » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:12 pm

Now you know why I call her No.1

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:03 pm

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Post by phoenix from the playa » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:40 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
EL Wire wrote:
If you really speak Russian, then translate this, ha ha ha!
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Come Desidrate...

Spiacnte dire voi, ma alla mia inteligenza e circa piccolo quanto i miei seni pendenti.

Siete ancora scopare condannato.

Siamo il Baskin-Robbins della sorte avversa linguistica. (Hanno Baskin-Robbins in Norvegia?)

Б. Б. Суз

PS - BTW - Spiacente per la tastiera non Europea.

Б. Б

о тех грудях твоих вися под seawalls. То расспрашивание или для сельдей?о тех грудях твоих вися под seawalls. То расспрашивание или для сельдей?

Besides, Norvegians know better then to eat that crap which missing a molecule or two subtely avoids becoming paint.
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Post by LiveWire » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:33 am

I was really close to being a pacifist, but that was before I heard of Them Apo Guys.
I'm sorry to say that the Apo propaganda does miss the mark, oh yes...
So I turned my omega3 head towards the intelligent soldiers. Oh yes again, I'm now one of Them Herring Guys.

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