The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:54 pm

Mozy!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:04 pm

thanks BC!

you're looking good BC!
Have you been working out?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:04 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:Tisha!
hey BC snapper sounds great!
hey bar peps!

hiya mozy!

i see you've been rabble-rousing out there in eplaya-land.

okay - i've gotten sooo sucked into eplaya and all i meant to do was check in real quick for the first time in, what...over a month?! and now i've gone and wasted a perfectly good work day.

sigh. oops!

so, can i have another snapper Big C?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:07 pm

please let me

good to see you tisha.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:13 pm

nice to be here! i've missed it...i see i missed a troll-storm. whew!

and now i'm almost done here for the day. off to kidlandia! oh! and dinner at a friends!! oh, and cleaning that smell out of the car after my firstborn didn't respond so well to our drive home from a weekend in the mountains.

didn't i hear something once about the joys of motherhood...??

oh wait - that must have been watching her and my 3yo on a freakin' snowboard for the first time!!! yeah. my girls shred.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:14 pm

Well if your tending Moz, that means I can dance on the bar.

cock strips naked, climbs up, starts doing turkey trot with occasional high kicks

Woo hoo!

tries a few snowboard moves in honor of little girls

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:20 pm

naked high kicks?

i'm gonna need a few more of these drinks to get that mental image out of my head....

quickly, please.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:21 pm

hey tisha my love
smooch
ive been bouncin around the country doin the recovery thing...with a few pit stops in jails, detoxs, rehabs, ERs...
the book was in my backpack one night when i got arrested in phoenix and a week later when i was released it was not with my property...so give me a few days and ill get my local bookstore to special order it and it will be back in circulation shortly...my sincerest apoligies to those waiting for it, and even more so to those who had it before me who took time and effort to customize it...it had cowboys address inside the front cover so maybe it'll find its way home eventually...
btw duke is dead...he died in rehab im Don't Panic...but you can call me 'Panic'

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:22 pm

BC LOL!!

firstborn didn't respond so well to our drive home. Ahh I remember the days.
20 yr girl and 14 yr boy. Ahh I remember the years.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:24 pm

Nice to meet you Panic!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:26 pm

DontPanic wrote:hey tisha my love
smooch
ive been bouncin around the country doin the recovery thing...with a few pit stops in jails, detoxs, rehabs, ERs...
the book was in my backpack one night when i got arrested in phoenix and a week later when i was released it was not with my property...so give me a few days and ill get my local bookstore to special order it and it will be back in circulation shortly...my sincerest apoligies to those waiting for it, and even more so to those who had it before me who took time and effort to customize it...it had cowboys address inside the front cover so maybe it'll find its way home eventually...
btw duke is dead...he died in rehab im Don't Panic...but you can call me 'Panic'

gotcha, panic. RIP Duke.

wow. sounds like you could start writing a book of yer own. blessings and kisses all over your recovery.

bummer about the book. i had decorated it some, and it contained a rare (*snort*) and valuable photo of my barmaid's bare breasts.

i think starting a new one is a grand idea. the thread with the info on who it goes to next is down there somewhere....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:28 pm

i see glynda....

teehee!!

and now i have to go...

keep up the good barwork, boys, and set glynda up with a split of champagne, kay?

i'll be seein' ya!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:41 pm

Mocktail for Panic:

Double-Lime Punch
1 C. Lime Sherbet, softened
6 oz. Frozen Limeade Concentrate, thawed
14 oz. Ginger ale, chilled
2 C. Water
Stir all ingredients together in punch bowl.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:43 pm

have a beer on me tish...actually tish i still have your titty picture...i had all the pics stored elsewhere...so when i get the new book ill put them back in and send it off...
thanks for the blessings and kisses tish..and if anyone out there prays please put in a good word for me...i need all the help i can get with this pesky addiction...it just doesnt want to go away...im kinda curious if ill ever be able to stay sober...
as for the book...funny you should mention it cuz i have started writing one...i have about 15-20 pages so far and the tenative title im working with is "Junkies in the cul de sac : life as a suburban heroin addict"..its going to be a collection of semi-fictional short stories about me and my drugs....im probably kidding myself thinking ill be able to write a book...but it helps me work through some of the fucked up shit in my past...my sponsor thinks its therapeutic...

DON'T PANIC

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:43 pm

What happened to my super-secret identity??? Oh no!!!

I'll have to drink *lots* of champagne to get over this...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:44 pm

sips his mocktail
mmmm...yummy...thanks cock...i bet this would taste good with some bacardi 151....

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:45 pm

sips his mocktail
mmmm...yummy...thanks cock...i bet this would taste good with some bacardi 151....

DON'T PANIC!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:46 pm

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:49 pm

<turns smartly & quickly around & around and appears back in super-hero costume>

That looks beautiful!!! and delicious.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:50 pm

Sorry let me get a smaller glass.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:52 pm

glynda wrote: I'll have to drink *lots* of champagne to get over this...

Glynda...i dont know if you know this...or if you care...but you NEVER have to drink to get over anything ever again...there is another way....

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:53 pm

Thanks, darling... I'll need about 17 more of those to get over the loss of my secret-squirrel identity...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:55 pm

yeah...theres a trend starting to get popular in the bid cities...you put the alcohol in vaporizers and you can SMOKE it, or you can funnel it into your anus, or you can inject it.....

relax...no one panic...i dont plan on preaching up in here...but if anyone has a problem and wants to contact me privately i might be able to help

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:55 pm

DontPanic wrote: Glynda...i dont know if you know this...or if you care...but you NEVER have to drink to get over anything ever again...there is another way....

WITCHY starts mumbling incoherently...

...another way... mskljd... ksdlfd... outed... sldkj... sdkljsd... kiiih... mmm....

SECRET IDENTITY!!!

I know no one named Glynda

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:57 pm

Ahh...missed a bunch of fun.

RIP Duke, Hello Panic!

Dewar's is going down right now. Anyone else want a snort?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:40 pm

booze me

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:46 pm

fricken network server!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:53 pm

Dewar's, on ice...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:20 pm

ill take three fingers of dewers, a funnel and a tube of KY jelly...also i need a mirror and a little privacy...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:22 pm

actually i dont need a mirror...hey sput...you wanna give me a hand here real quick??