The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:28 pm

um....OK....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:33 pm

got a beer for a tired, smelly cat?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:36 pm

rubs ky jelly on the funnel tip
hands sput the funnel and the tumbler of dewers
pulls down his pants and leans over the bar

you know what to do sputnik? hook me up bro!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:38 pm

Guiness work for you Chat?
In the bowl or in the butt?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:39 pm

<pours it in>

HEY LEChat! BC!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:40 pm

Oh, jeez... sounds like you guys have gotten into some new stuff, huh?

Um... in a glass, please.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:40 pm

Way to not panic Sput. Was it good for you?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:43 pm

I've just got a level head I guess...nothing is too strange

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:43 pm

HEY SPUTNIK!!!

BC!!!

The beer is much appreciated, man... it was humid today. Very nice tonight though.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:47 pm

... times I could use a level head. I guess I should be happy mine's still attached.

Headhunter

* 1 oz Lime juice
* 1 oz Lemon juice
* 3 oz Coconut milk
* 1 oz Papaya juice (optional)
* 3 shots 151 proof rum
* 4 shots Spiced rum (Morgans)
* 2 oz Orange juice
* 4 oz Beer or ale (not light)

Mix liquors (except beer) in a tall tumbler. Stir in the juices, and shake with ice. Slowly add the beer and stir to blend. Serve in a tall glass or a 1/2 coconut shell with the meat intact.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:50 pm

So how are you fine folks this evening?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:51 pm

Woah...I'm pretty much gone for the night. Listening to a friend's set online. Pretty good stuff. Metric, Delorentos...no idea what it is, bnut it souinds good.

The Dewars is fgoos too.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:51 pm

yeah kitty its the newest trend...everyones doin it...alcohol enemas...that way no one can smell the booze on your breath, you dont have to deal with the nasty taste, you can pass a breathalizer test...and i can go to meetings and tell people i havent had a single sip of alcohol...oh sput thanks alot brother
BARKEEP! give sput another dewers...
cleans the funnel and rubs more KY on the tip
...sput...u want a 'drink'?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:52 pm

I've seen some strange things around here. Nukes. Flying cats crashing through roofs. But the anal beer funnel....I'm afraid to say it but I don't think anyone will top that for a long time.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:52 pm

cock sets Dewar bottle on bar, steps way back

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:52 pm

Not that way man. I like to taste my bvooze

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:00 pm

I'll keep tasting the booze, too I think.

alright you beer butt funnelers...

I've got to run. Just wanted to stop in and say "Howdy form Biloxi!!!"

There's good work going on down here. It's uh... well, words cant' really discribe the level of destruction... even four months later, but there's good people here. And they are making a dfference.

...and that's what counts!

Goodnight and Drink one for me!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:02 pm

what the Fuck?!!?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:02 pm

Good night LeChat! Thanks from me for going down there and doing something. I sent money. Best I could do.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:03 pm

Hey Moz!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:05 pm

Howdy Moz. Cocktail or tail hose?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:07 pm

glass please.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:10 pm

I'll try the inhaler.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:10 pm

I'm afraid you'll need to be more specific.

Things have gotten a little weird since you were in here last.
a few hours ago.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:11 pm

from a chat session just now

Moz is al, whatever bitches

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:11 pm

rips a long wet fart and feels the chair hes sitting on begin to dampen

uh oh...maybe i should stick to drinkin...

puts on a dry pair of pants
goes into his backpack and pulls out a bottle of '99 Duckpond Pinot Noir and a few glasses...puts the funnel and jelly away to save for later

now...whose up for a nice sanitary drink that you can taste[/i]

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:13 pm

LOL

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:15 pm

actually sput, smoking alchol from a vaporizer is pretty fuckin cool...you taste it, you feel it condense and drip down the back of your throat and it only takes a little bit of liquor to fuck you up hardcore, best of all...no hangover...there is a god...
theres a vapor bar in phoenix and at least two(that ive been to) in NYC...there might be one near you...if you can find one check it out

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:16 pm

Quote:
Moz is al, whatever bitches ???

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:17 pm

I don'r know...it's what came up. Who knows what it means....

OK, I'm outta here. It's late in my part of the worlkd anfd I;m drunk