The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:24 am

Mozy gets a doughnut and some coffee. thanks bin!
puts a note on K "you can hang here with me any time K">>mozy
then heads out the back door.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:43 am

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMmMmmmmMMMMmmMMMMMMm
mmmmMMMMMMMmm*coffee*mmmmmmmmMMMmMMm
mmmMMMmMMMMmMMmmmmmMore Like It! Ah!

whiskey oscar whiskey!

it`s been hard to wake up last couple a days...

nice tat Zule!
Yeah. Don`t tell anyone but I`m not totally evil. I like to see golf romeo echo echo november papa echo alpha charlie echo
sticking up for the little guys in the world...but of course I still remain a
ruthless murderer of trout...such dichotomous ethics I know....i tend to compartmentalize alot...thank goodness...
...and of course anything that France has a problem with is OK by me!
hey K4 glad you decided to hang around....
of course you couldn`t just
leave....
you need us too much
you love us too much....no?
I really love this place because everyone lets me vent and
kid around and discuss topics I care to rant about....
....I can say fuck any fuckin` time I want....
....it`s liberating in a sort of childish way...
tee hee!

thanks for the coffee!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:51 am

I'm Back! BRAAAWK! and just in time for KineticIV Love Fest '06.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:53 am

alpha november delta sierra oscar mike echo tango india mike echo sierra
india tango india sierra lima oscar november echo lima yankee
india november hotel echo romeo echo alpha tango tango hotel echo bravo alpha romeo....oh hey BC! kinda slow in here this morning.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:12 am

Hey EDB. Well I guess it's up to us to toyn it up, yo! Put on some Sandy beats: http://www.djjasonphilips.com/Mixes/Rev ... d_path.mp3
Flick on the lights:

and spike the punch:
drains one bottle each of Kahlua and Sambuca into the coffee pot

Let's party.

edited, trying to turn on the f'ing lights THERE!

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:12 am

Hot Sake!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:18 am

Sake to ya RC

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:33 am

Love the tunes yo! Thanks!
You throw a good party BC.
I`m tempted to imbibe, but I better stick with java for now.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:35 am

Did I have too much to drink last night? My head's pounding.

No wait, it's dance music! I needed to get up anyway. I wonder what happened while I was crashed out on the couch? What's this note?

I can't believe I fell asleep in here, after the cat crashed through the roof last week and all those nukes it's kinda dangerous here. At least there were lots of "electronic eyes" around to watch out for me. And of course the Doomstar's still up there so this is as safe a place as any.

Anyway it's time to get to work.....there's lots to do.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:38 am

I hear you about loving this place EDB. How the hell did Tisha come up with this idea. I mean, check out the number of posts! Brilliant.

I'm going to try making a pan galactic gargle blaster while I decipher the com code from yesterday.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:41 am

Dance I love to dance!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:46 am

git on the good foot Mozy!

oh yeah.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:49 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:07 am

Goooooood Morning Blackrock!!!

Cappucino, please? Thanks!

BigCock wrote:I hear you about loving this place EDB. How the hell did Tisha come up with this idea. I mean, check out the number of posts! Brilliant.

Hey... it's the ePlaya - what's the Playa without it's bar?

From her original post (Vol. 1, Page 1, post #1)

What seems like an eternity ago, our awesome matriarch of the mixer, tisha, wrote:Well kids,

I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!

SO - I take my needs into my own hands...

Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!

Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!

What'll it be, baby?

And so it began...

Someone oughtta engrave a palque with those immoral, er, immortal words on it...

BTW, Mozy... Always liked men who knew how to dance!!!

bb

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:10 am

Cappucinos, spiked of course, for EDB, Sue, Mozy, Mr. Chaplin and me. To Tisha! The hoistess with the moistest.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:12 am

Hear Hear!!!!! To the star of her bar...

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:14 am

iT iS vErY cRaZy hErE tOdAy! SeVeRaL oF mY fRiEnDs cAmE oUt yEsTeRdAy sO tHeRe iS a hOuSeFuL. iT iS sO bEaUtIFuL hErE. i tHiNk i'LL sTaY aN eXtRa CoUpLe oF dAyS.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:27 am

sounds like a heli-va party. got enough provisions for everyone?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:36 am

wE hAvE pLeNtY oF eVeRyThInG. yOu ShOuLd hEaR iT iN hErE, iT's iNsAnE aNd tHe cHeF kEePs gEtTiNg dIsTrAcTeD.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:45 am

stumbles in and wipes the sleep from his eye, gets a cup of coffee and an aspirin
mornin yall...whats goin on today in eplaya world?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:17 am

cock dons personal protective equipment

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

1 oz. EverClear
4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5 oz. Rum
1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
2 oz. Gatorade

Pour EverClear into glass. Slowly add gin as you ponder the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas. Add Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy. Speedily stirring, Herradua, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia. Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life. Next, drop in the worm watching it dissolve into the mixture. Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.

Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:25 am

stares in udder awe of the strongest drink in the galaxy which has just been laid before him
ties his towel around his waist so he doesnt loose it
way to go big cock...you are officially one frood dude....

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:32 am

cautiously sips his drink
dammit its been too long since i read the books...i cant remember if 'frood' is a noun or and adjective...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:40 am

Make it an adverb. We're trying to drum up some action in here today.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:45 am

takes a long suck of his sickeningly strong drink
make up a bunch of these bitches...that'll get some traffic in here...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:48 am

Hey. Can I have one of those to go?
I could see where a few of these could have you
screaming Roy! into the parabolic receptacle...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:48 am

studies BC intently...trying to figure out wether to talk to the one on the right or the one on the left
gives up and chugs his drink

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:51 am

noticeably slurring now...
absolurrly....cock gggget one of these for muh buddy, Burger over hrrr...and make it snappy cock or ill kickur asses...all four of ya....[/i]

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:38 pm

.... sorry, had some barnyard chores to attend to. PGGB to go:

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:43 pm

good stuff...thanks bc...so where the hell is everyone?

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