The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:19 pm

Nuclear Rainbow for regionalchaos

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:45 pm

Very lovely. A-one and a-two . . .

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:46 pm

regionalchaos wrote: Is there a pool table around here?

What we really need is a pool.
and dance lessons.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:49 pm

SHAZZAM! I'm in. SPLASH

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:53 pm

Damn, I'm just about finished with the first map of this huge complex and someone goes off and proposes another expansion! So much for finishing that work. And if you're putting in a pool please put in a good hot tub too.

And about that dance floor, someone might wanna contact the Sol System people and see if they can setup that surround sound system they had back in 2004 that blew people's minds. I didn't know outside sound could be that good.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:41 pm

cock walks in ruffled, pours a triple scotch rocks, drains it, tops off again, plops onto the couch.
drinks half.
drinks the other half.
gets up refills, sees the leftover veggies and dip from 3 days ago, eats some

I should have just stayed in the bar.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:48 pm

how about some wikie BC?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:11 pm

Good old Platte Valley Whiskey. Notice the name cast into the bottle, McCormick? That's from Weston, MO which is located not far from where I live. I've toured the distillery and have several of those stoneware jugs sitting on the bar right beside me.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:18 pm

already shitfaced

jezuss you're hot Mozy Boa. sure, some whhickie. To platte valley jugs.

hoists jug on elbow

jolts forward

hickups

eyes roll back in head as cock goes down hard

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:32 pm

BigCock wrote:

eyes roll back in head as cock goes down hard

there's something very wrong with that.

i'll have a whiskey.

hey! ask me what i'm watching!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:44 pm

I'll ask what you're watching if you'll ask me what I'm drinkin'...

p.s. Smooch!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:49 pm

Sensei wrote:I'll ask what you're watching if you'll ask me what I'm drinkin'...

p.s. Smooch!

oooh!!! hiya sweetie!!! it has been *ages* since i've sat in here with you!

'what are you drinkin'?'

hey! i think everyone's forgotten about the hookah! ya wanna join me on the fluffy pillows?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:51 pm

tisha2 wrote:ya wanna join me on the fluffy pillows?[/i]

Is that a trick question?

I've missed you terribly, Tish. I won't go on about it, ya' know, for the sake of the kids (lurkers), but damn, I miss you.

I'm a-drinkin' Patron, BTW. So... whadya watchin?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:56 pm

Sensei wrote:
tisha2 wrote: ya wanna join me on the fluffy pillows?
Is that a trick question?

I've missed you terribly, Tish. I won't go on about it, ya' know, for the sake of the kids (lurkers), but damn, I miss you.

I'm a-drinkin' Patron, BTW. So... whadya watchin?

crimony, sensei! ya messed up the italics in my quote!

i miss you too, dear! i read up on some old threads the other day and got all crushed out on you and gigs. i miss y'all, too!!

ah - here's a double patron, my dear, and hey! thanks for asking! i'm watching the 'Beyond Black Rock' dvd that my best-friend Witchy gave me for x-mas!

hold on - defending cafe's honor a few forums over...i'll be right back. heat up the hookah, eh?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:03 am

You want perfect typing while I'm drinking Patron? C'mon already...
No shit, I've fallen for the Patron bigtime. I was, and always will be, a world-class smothead, but lately...

Frankly, it's more than a little disturbing. There's some family history to consider, if'n you catch my drift, but I figure a few nights in a row isn't a felony. I'll just have to keep an eye on it...

I've felt the need to drink lately like nobody's business. I wonder where the heck that comes from? Hangovers have always been self-correcting, as I'd go months, m-o-n-t-h-s, between drinks, but as I alluded earlier, this is three in a row for me.

Fuckit. I'm pouring another double-shot (with a real healthy squeeze of lime, thank you).

How's the movie? Hookah's ready...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:10 am

movie's a great mini-fix of the playa. fun to recognize folks from camp! pretty nice take on the event, too. gets more into the art side of things. great footage and interviews with David Best.

nice blend in the hookah! is that lavendar?

i'll stick to the whiskey and beer. and i totally relate to your row and yer worries. i've been quite tame, actually, since my surgeries. my body just doesn't want to imbibe so much. but i've been on, um...benders, is that what they call em? and yes - it's worriesome. just as soon as you catch yourself thinking, "i can stop anytime i want!", do that. just for a while. see how it feels.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:15 am

Lavender? Puh-leaze... That's one-hundred percent pure B.C. It is kinda fragrant though, isn't it?

Yeah, when the bottle's gone, I'll be drying out fo' while. Such is life. I'll tell you what, if my source would get his act together I wouldn't have to resort to something as coarse as alcohol in the first place.

Not to change the subject, but you ARE going out to the desert this year, right?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:20 am

but of course, darling! rockin the cafe and the art car again! maybe a bit of art installation, too - shhhh!

oh - and sans kidlets! love bringing em, but gotta get my own groove on every other year.

you too, i presume? we *must* spend more time together this time!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:25 am

tisha2 wrote: we *must* spend more time together this time!

You took the words right out of my mouth. (I think you got my chewing gum, too!)

Let's go dancing to the oontz-oontz-oontz some night! Pretty please? I'll bring the Patron and we'll dance til we can't dance no more. I'll be gentlemanly and everything, pawing you only occasionally. I promise, Black Rock Scout's honor!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:28 am

oh that sounds perfect! patron and oontz-oontz?! i could go for some o that rightnow!

but, alas - kidlets rise early and momma needs her beauty rest. g'night sweetie!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:31 am

Done deal.

Sweet dreams to our hostess-with-the-mostest!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:54 am

Wake up barflys!

Time for coffee.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:05 am

g' morning.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:29 am

Morrrrrning,

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:43 am

coffee please................................

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:43 am

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:44 am

groans from under barstool

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:55 am

i should be drinking.

i am sitting here seething about my upcoming evaluation.

i believe a 10K bonus might calm me down... anything less is going to piss me off.

not unlike most days.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:04 am

good luck on that Joel.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:07 am

i have no illusions... there isn't a 10K bonus... hell, i might have irritated my boss so much yesterday, i might have lost my bonus.

Boss says "How did 2005 go for you?"

I said "It sucked" and then went into detail.