Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:02 am

Fellow ichthyologists and Protectors of The Good Fatty Acids.
I have a message from the west fjord squadron (they do have a nasty accent):

"sssshhh...Ve vill nott toleraate robatic hoostillity, nor nudidididity.
Vi vill haf tu inform te publik, or no, stroongly varn te public.
Ve meke te varning-posters tiss vikend...
Nov, find al eveilebble long dedd herring end te katatapults..."

Herring migration is imminent.

Remember to dress your robot properly when entering the Herring HQ, Mozy bonz

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:08 am

I have spoken with the guy in charge of The Universe And Everyting. Doom is not near.

Surrender and join our apocalyptic behavioural disorder therapy program.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:41 am

LiveWire wrote:I have spoken with the guy in charge of The Universe And Everyting. Doom is not near.

Delusionary behavior is one of the common signs of mental health issues. Perhaps you should seek therapy before the problem gets worse.
If you want to go the self medication route one of the eplaya's many new sock puppet accounts can offer you much of Big Pharma's best treatments at low prices.

Psst. One more thing. It's not a god running everything it's a goddess.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:11 am

Talking about delusionary... so YOU heard a female voice. Interesting... would you like to relax on a nice couch and tell us more about that?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:29 am

The only voices in my head right now is that of Kevin Mahogany from my MP3 player. As for the goddess thing I came to that conclusion from lots and lots of research...sorry there's no divine revelations to report over here.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:40 am

K4: I'll keep you posted if I get another message from TheOne.

BBSue: This is execution method "big hole". Our favorite...

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:12 am

Be careful with the HTTT pictures LiveWire, no one should know to much about their own future.
It can easily create an alternate timeline that turns all our pictures from the future into worthless blank paper.
Have you forgot what happen in BM 2067 from what we did in BM 2061 !!!!!! ??????

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:18 am

Jaja, komrade.
HTTT picture from 1915 is out in Herring Area.

E. ViLe Dustburger · Post by **E. ViLe Dustburger** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:49 am

Die Warnung!
Sie werden von Spionen und decietful Doppelagenten untersucht.
Seien Sie Sie schwarze herzige Tyrannen erschrocken. Ihre Zeit läuft ab.
Und am Ende werden alle den Befehlen des BRR folgen.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:40 pm

LiveWire wrote:K4: I'll keep you posted if I get another message from TheOne.

BBSue: This is execution method "big hole". Our favorite...

Hmmm... Is very interesting picture, Livewire.

Your picture above, you state that it is I in front of cannon, no? And is you and EL holding "me"? You state is correct, nyet??

Then... (1) When did I grown full moustache? (2) Lose boobs? (3) Cuthair, dye blond? (4) Where is infamous hat? Hmmm...

You have to booked passage on ship HMS Credibility, is sinking faster than Lusitania. That you are to put your komrade EL-wire on ship with you, is more sad. He was worthy foe - until such obvious of an error was posted.

Seems you have wrong person? Perhap not accurate portrayal of event? Since many outside Apokiliptika can verify is not me, perhaps is poorly executed fabrication? Or perhaps is that you are to be seeing things?? Dememntia, perhaps? Will to send "doctor" to help...

Then am also worried to claim you hear voices?? Now am saddened, as cannot fight war when feel so bad for those to suffer dementia, not fair to declare war on the mentally challenged.

Then to see picture of LiveWire, was to break my heart. Looks old and wrinkled, missing teeth, kind of sad……

Is not in good conscience to battle apparently elderly, demented, enfeebled fish.

Perhaps instead of to continue, can find you nice place in home for old fish with dementia. Here is nice one - even has caretaker...

In Condolences,
Б. Б. Суз… связи отделки.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:15 pm

So you say I posted an error BB Sue??

Might be because of the Herring Panties we made.
OK that was a mistake, I though that was a good idea.
I see now that not all successful products in Norway work in America.
Since I never do any direct erors I rater call it a minor delusion.

It obviously proves that your lack of humor and open mindedness are a hindrance for you in BRC.

Admiral Cumulonnimbus · Post by **Admiral Cumulonnimbus** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:17 pm

El and Live...

Be warned my delicious little tidbits....any more threats towards my beloved BB and I shall become agitated

Kisses,
A.C.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:34 pm

Admiral Cumulonnimbus wrote:El and Live...

Be warned my delicious little tidbits....any more threats towards my beloved BB and I shall become agitated

Kisses,
A.C.

Hey! It was her that started it, but OK... You decide who’s next.

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:03 pm

El Wire and Live Wire,I have spoken with members of the Chupacabra Policia,and you both are Fucking Doomed! You both will be removed from your camp,and forced into Thunderdome,you may pick your opponets(maybe).Lothos......Remember you'll never know where I will show up!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:02 am

Lothos! So good to hear from you, Are you reporting in? Remember, they must be suitably prepared before entering Thunderdome. Nothing a nice brain flossing would not help, eh?

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:29 am

Not only members of Camp Herring are impressed of our herring...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:16 am

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:56 am

... this is starting to get serious. A future filled with OptiHerrings (tm) would be a future of FEAR indeed. I now sincerely HOPE that the good Kernul gives these cold blooded invaders from the north the sound thrashing required to ensure our future letcherousness. While I cannot speak for all of Blunderland, what arms and support I have are now dedicated to your most noble cause. I was content to sit on the sidelines and watch in mild amusement until this fiendish threat, the OptiHerring, was unleashed. Imagine the horror if Camp Herring should manage somehow to distribute these before certain parades - the awe would be replaced with shock. Should you need troops, I know a few cards that will go along, as long as no rabbits are involved. And we have lots of little bottles with tiny labels on them...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:32 am

Know what I find totaly interesting (breaking character for a moment)?

That for someone so supposedly dis-interested in hit counts on the forums, the herring Camp people will sit there and, when ours jump, theirs do as well.

To wit. I dropped bulk hits (first 1500, then 4000) on our site. Took a while, but was not too difficult. This was to see what would happen. Sure enough, I watched EL show up, then disappear as another "hidden" showed. Then they came up to within a couple thousand of ours, both times. Interesting, and sad, as it really devalues the sites.

So here's what I propose... No more inflated hits from our side. We know what the true ratio of hits to posts are (and right now the inunflated ratios of Herring to Apokiliptika is about 7 to 10 in Ap's favor). If EL and Livewire and all them want to keep devaluing their site with bogus hits, more power to them - we know the truth.

Plus, it's really hard on the BMOrg's servers.

And when you watch *their* counter soar over 25,000... you'll know where those "views" are really coming from. WE know our standings...

Back to the otros personum... And building supreme doominical weapons of destructions of masses, etc...

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:00 pm

Hmmm...? That's strange.
We know nothing.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:22 am

Call Paris immediately....

The world is on the edge of
UNLIMITED HIT-COUNT WARFARE

It's not to late.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:14 am

mY fRiEnDs aRe vErY eXcItEd aBoUt yOu aPoKiLiPtIkAnS

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:35 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Call Paris immediately....

The world is on the edge of
UNLIMITED HIT-COUNT WARFARE

It's not to late.

...perhaps someone should contact Jimmy Carter about a peace conference...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:18 am

Lets not focus to narrowly on Camp Herring, the world is our pearl

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:43 am

...nice white rabbit!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:41 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:57 am

Is illegal to use broadcast media (including digital) to advertise smokables to Amerikan audience.

However, we are of appreciation to your assistance in the proliferation of doom.

Are your clickey fingers worn out yet, camp herringites?

Б. Б. Суз

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:40 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:...Are your clickey fingers worn out yet, camp herringites? Б. Б. Суз

...let us not forget that they have the stolen HTTT(tm), so we must divide the total number of hits by not only their past, but also their future (we must assume they are using the technology). So the fact that their count is almost as big as the Apokiliptic count only verifies that they are half the camp. What concerns me more is the possibility that they are forcing Mr. Jellyfish to pound keys, both now and forevermore (possibly while smoking herrings - they have to be testing this vile technology on someone!)

Free Mr. Jellyfish!
Steal back the time technology and restore balance to the hit counters!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:01 pm

(mY fRiEnDs aRe vErY eXcItEd aBoUt yOu aPoKiLiPtIkAnS )

--U.P.- Southern Command has informed us here at HQ of your interest in joining the ranks. Excellent. We have been hoping to make contact with the Vegas Partisans for some time. PM here at HQ for any needed info.

Zule- another bute!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:45 pm